Gator walked into a Republic officer's club. He looked upset.
Gator: *Sits at the bar*
Waiter: Your usual Captain?
Gator: Yes.
Michael: *Walks over to Gator* Hey, how did it go?
Gator: Our attack run?
Michael: Yeah, did 你 kill lots of Tie Pilots?
Gator: I did, but we 迷失 Honday.
Michael: What happened to him? Where is he?
Gator: In the middle of space, floating lifelessly around the galaxy.
Another Republic officer started playing a song on a piano:
linkMichael: I don't understand. What happened to him?
Gator: He put his mask on, and his oxygen tank when his cockpit was shot open, but he wasn't able...
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