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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Toydarians were discussing their plan to attack Sandy Point.

Colonel Mota: Kore wa hōgaina kotodesu! Watashitachi no shimyurēshon wa, watashitachi ga moana no wakusei o kōgeki suru no ni 6-ri no kyaria ga hitsuyōdearu koto o shimeshite imasu. Takai meirei wa watashitachi ni 3ttsu shika mota senaideshou! *This is outrageous! Our simulation shows that we need six carriers to attack the planet of Moana. The high command will only let us have three!*
Major Malawa: Watashitachi ga kōgeki-ryoku o 3-seki no kūbo ni seigen surunaraba, watashitachiha sentō ni okuru no ni jūbun'na-kan o motte inaideshou. *If we our attack force to three carriers, we will not have enough ships to send into battle.*
Colonel Towana: Watashitachiha muttsu no kyaria o motte iru hazudesu! *We must have six carriers!*
Toydarian Captain: *Standing up* Wareware no guntai no ta no ōku wa, kūchū kara no kōgeki ni fune o tsukau yori mo, hohei to chijō butai o wakusei ni shin'nyū sa seru koto ga yori jūyōdearu to shinjite imasu. Watashi wa sorera no Toydarians no hitoridesu. *Many others in our army believe that it is 更多 important to send infantry, and ground units to invade a planet, instead of using ships to attack from the air. I am one of those Toydarians.*
Major Malawa: Bakajanaino?! Watashitachiha kono tatakai ni katsu hitsuyō ga arimasu! *Are 你 stupid?! We need to win this battle!*
Colonel Mota: Jigoku o damare! Watashi wa kono mondai o kaiketsu suru tame ni Japka ni ikimasu. Watashi wa dai butai ni takusan no tomodachi ga imasu. Karera wa watashi ga iwanakereba naranai koto ni mimiwokatamukerudeshou. *Shut the hell up! I will go to Japka to solve this issue. I have many 老友记 in the high command. They will listen to what I have to say.*

After the meeting, he climbed into a Class-68 with Gonda, and he flew to Japka with the Colonel.

Back on Moana, the Rebels were having a situation of their own.

Rebel Captain: *In a speeder, stops near an ATC with a radar station on a trailer*
Rebel Soldier: *Watching the Captain step out of his speeder* Ah, Captain. Good to see you. This new radar is going to be set up so we can spot any intruders. The radar should do the job.
Rebel Captain: Well what's it doing sitting here?
Rebel Soldier: We were just about to get it up that mountain there. That would be the ideal point to make it work effectively, but we have a small problem.
Rebel Captain: A problem?
Rebel Soldier: We can't get permission to go up there.
Rebel Captain: Permission? From who?
Rebel Soldier: The M.W.R. Moana's Wildlife Reservation.
Rebel Captain: Goddammit. Let's look somewhere else.

Rollin was in his office when a Lieutenant walked in.

Rollin: What is it?
Lieutenant: It's a message from Yavin 4. Leia Organa wants us to send 更多 ships out to the west to take on the Empire.
Rollin: Goddammit. Doesn't she know what kind of enemy we're dealing with here? If I send anymore of my ships away from this planet, we'll be completely defenseless.
Lieutenant: Sorry sir. Orders from the Princess *Leaves the message on the table, and walks away*
Rollin: *Staring at the message* Goddammit.

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After that encounter with Vader. Leia ran outside to wait for her father. " Im sorry for your loss-what does he care!" she fumed to herself.

Over the 下一个 2 years things got even 更多 ugly between Leia and Lord Vader as she continued her mission for peace and justice; while Vader continued to ensue fear into the hearts of every creature in the galaxy.

Leia did manage to finally get the written details of the Death 星, 星级 in hope for a weakness. Her ship the Tantive IV was on route to her 首页 planet from receiving the stolen information.

" R2-D2 come here, 你 have to see these plans safely to...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The U-Wings were approaching a runway, but the Toydarians were attacking it.

Rebels: *Shooting at the Toydarians with cannons*
U-Wing Pilot: *Watching the commotion* What a way to fly into a war, no ammo, and no fuel.
U-Wing Pilot 53: We have to land somewhere.
U-Wing Pilot: *Hits a button to lower the landing gear* One of the gear's aren't coming down. Corporal! Can 你 fix the gear, and make it go down?
Rebel Corporal: I'll try sir.
U-Wing Pilot: Good. *Decreasing altitude*
Rebel Corporal: *Manually tries to lower the gear* It's not working sir!
U-Wing Pilot: Well, here goes nothing. *Lands on the...
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Another video I made, to poke fun at some of the sillier parts of the prequels, even though I 爱情 them.
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One of the Rebels named Alan 迷失 all of his money from a crap game, and was going around a big room with lots of beds. He was desperately trying to get 更多 money from one of his friends.

Alan: Hey, can 你 lend me a hundred credits?
Rebel 32: No.
Alan: *Walks to another bed* What about you?
Rebel 59: I don't have any credits to spare.
Alan: *Climbs on 最佳, 返回页首 of another bed* Can 你 spare me 50 credits?
Rebel 49: Buzz off, I'm trying to read a book.
Alan: *Climbs down* 25 credits? Anything. *Walks over to his friend Paul*
Paul: Alright lucky dice, let's do this. *Rolls the dice* Seven!!
Rebels: *Cheering,...
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