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posted by Seanthehedgehog
One of the Rebels named Alan 迷失 all of his money from a crap game, and was going around a big room with lots of beds. He was desperately trying to get 更多 money from one of his friends.

Alan: Hey, can 你 lend me a hundred credits?
Rebel 32: No.
Alan: *Walks to another bed* What about you?
Rebel 59: I don't have any credits to spare.
Alan: *Climbs on 最佳, 返回页首 of another bed* Can 你 spare me 50 credits?
Rebel 49: Buzz off, I'm trying to read a book.
Alan: *Climbs down* 25 credits? Anything. *Walks over to his friend Paul*
Paul: Alright lucky dice, let's do this. *Rolls the dice* Seven!!
Rebels: *Cheering, and giving Paul their credits*
Alan: *Looking at the big pile of credits* Whoa. How much is that?
Paul: 2,500 baby, 2,500!
Alan: That's a lot. What are 你 going to do with all those credits?
Paul: I don't know. I never had this much before. I could send a thousand to my mom in D'Qar, spend a little on wine, and girls in Naboo, and the rest I'll keep here for 安全 keeping.
Alan: That's nice. Congratulations. *Walks away*
Paul: *Looking at all of his credits* 2,500.

Meanwhile, on another bed, but in a different room.

Jyll: *Having sex with Seeq* Ah! Ah! Nnnnn~... *Lays down 下一个 to Seeq*
Seeq: 你 sure do provide a nice view without having to wear anything.
Jyll: Haha.
Seeq: When do 你 want to do this again?
Jyll: Same time tomorrow?
Seeq: 你 betcha. *Gives Jyll 50 credits*

They both left the room, and walked in different directions. Jyll eventually met up with Taly.

Jyll: How much credits did 你 make?
Taly: 700. You?
Jyll: A thousand. Seeq Hester really knows how to treat a lady.
Taly: Well I recommend getting a big guy like that. *Points to a big tall man*
Alan: *Goes towards him* 你 have any- *Looks at the size of his fists* Never mind. *Slowly backs away*

Back on Naboo. The Imperials were still discussing the upcoming Rebel invasion.

Orrian: Colonel Jörgenstien, why do 你 and General Veers think that the Rebels will try to invade Champalla first?
Faust: Our sensors can't detect ships when they're near the water.
Orrian: Ozzel and the others do not think so. They would have to be very close to the water. So close, that it would risk sinking their ships, and all of the precious cargo.
Faust: Well I'm not convinced that the Rebels would be stupid enough to go to any other part of the planet, get spotted easily, and risk getting all of their soldiers killed.
Orrian: There's a vacant city fifty miles north of Champalla. It's called Cenell. Ozzel believes that's where the Rebels will start their invasion.
Faust: Ozzel's an idiot. He doesn't even deserve to be a General. Lord Vader 说 so himself. I trust General Veers on this one.

2 B Continued
 Zachary Gordon as Alan Rutler
Zachary Gordon as Alan Rutler
 埃米纳姆 as Paul Soloda
Eminem as Paul Soloda
 Ashleigh Ball as Jyll Baitson
Ashleigh Ball as Jyll Baitson
 Dax Shepard as Seeq Hester
Dax Shepard as Seeq Hester
 Justin Kix as Orrian Lesden
Justin Kix as Orrian Lesden
"STAR WARS: EPISODE IV - A NEW HOPE" (1977) Review

Long 以前 (thirty-five years and seven months, to be exact) and in a galaxy far, far away, producer-director-writer George Lucas made film history with the release of his movie, "STAR WARS: EPISODE IV - A NEW HOPE". Only, during the summer of 1977, it was simply known as "STAR WARS". And this science-fiction/fantasy homage to Saturday morning serials and mythology was something that moviegoers had never seen before.

Now considered as the fourth film installment of Lucas' 星, 星级 WARS saga, "A NEW HOPE" chronicled the adventures of a space-aged farmboy...
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Just a boy:

The fair lady weeps,
she cries and she moans,
her lover Han's last words,
just a mere groan.

How sad it is to see her 心 break,
now her lover has gone there is nothing else left to take,
she sits alone mourning her poor broken heart,
though she knew that one 日 they would have to part.

She longs to see Han's handsome face,
just thinking of him emphasizes her cracked heart's rate,
but he's now all gone and his skin's probably rotted,
the princess hopes that his killers would soon be spotted.

She's now damaged like a broken toy,
all this sadness over just a boy?
The following is a 列表 of minor notes and observations that came to me, during my 最近的 viewing of “Episode IV: A New Hope”. I hope that 你 enjoy them:


Notes and Observations on "STAR WARS: Episode IV - A New Hope"

*According to the movie’s opening scrawl, Leia possessed the Death 星, 星级 plans that could “provide freedom to the galaxy”. Is that what happened at the end of the movie?

*Wow! R2-D2 really looks worn and old aboard the Organas’ ship, the Tantive IV. It is easy to imagine that he has been around for over three decades.

*Are the troops firing upon the stormtroopers, Alderaanian...
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Did 你 know that Jedi had cell phones...

Okay, not really. But if they did (or if 你 are an ultimate 星, 星级 Wars Fan), this is what their/your phone would feature:

-The lock screen would feature Princess Leia, with a blaster, of course
-The 首页 screen would feature Luke Skywalker with a light saber
-The 首页 screen could also be Han Solo. 或者 better yet, Han Solo AND Luke Skywalker.
-Yoda and Darth Vader are also acceptable characters for the 首页 and lock screens, as is the Millennium Falcon.
-The ringtone would be the main 星, 星级 wars theme.
-The ringtone for when your father calls would be the Darth...
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posted by Persephone713
So Luke, Leia and Lando Headed for Tatooine. It was a such a ways out from other 星, 星级 systems. It was not even part of the Republic.

Once they reached Tatooine they knew they could not just barge into Jabba's Palace. Luke remembered where Ben's old house was beyond the dune sea. They went there to change into clothing and armor that would disguise them.

Then Luke headed back to the Dagobah system while Leia and Lando headed for Jabba's palace. " Please Hurry back Luke. I don't want anything to happen to 你 too...by the way, is something wrong. 你 look so shocked and scared" asked Leia worried...
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 Ahsoka
Ahsoka
It's been quite a while since Ahsoka has seen Rex. They missed each other in the war. But now Ahsoka was going to come back from the war, although it never ended yet.

Ahsoka was on the Twilight ship with Anakin. They have gotten older, so they grew out of their old outfits and picked new ones. They landed on Coruscant and all the clones waited for their arrival.

Ahsoka: Oh my god. I can't belive that I'm going to Rex aga- *she stopped* Uhh, I mean the clones.

Anakin: Yeah, sure. 由 the way, 你 look great.

Ahsoka: Thank you, Anakin.

Anakin was surprised. He's never heard her say his real name. Now...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Several Toydarian pilots were practicing with their bombers.

The Bomber: link

Major Malawa: *Watching the pilots drop dummy bombs on a target in the water*
Colonel Towana: Mota taisa no pairottodesu ka? *Are those Colonel Mota's pilots?*
Major Malawa: Hai. Karera wa kako 15-funkan renshū shite kimashita. *Yes. They've been practicing for the last fifteen minutes.*
Colonel Towana: Watashi ni messēji o okutte kudasai. Anata no bakugeki no renshū ni sugureta shigoto. *Send him a message for me. Excellent work on your bombing practice.*
Major Malawa: *Runs off to send the message*

While this was going...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Republic Soldier 60: Major Olkan just contacted us on the hologram. His team captured Twilek Bridge.
Republic Soldier 52: Good. Let's move.

U-Wings, and Rebel Transports started heading towards Naboo.

Itola was one of the cities that they started heading for.

Imperials: Enemy ships up there!! *Firing cannons at three U-Wings*
Republic Soldier 25: *Holding one of the dummy paratroopers* Okay Rupert. Do your duty for the Republic, and everyone on Naboo. *Drops Rupert*
Stormtroopers: 移动 up! Paratroopers are landing in that field!

Rupert started setting off his miniature explosions, and the Empire thought...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Orrian decided to disobey General Veers, and have Ozzel in charge instead of Jörgenstien.

Orrian: He left Naboo, and is going to Kinyen to celebrate his wife's birthday.
General Ozzel: A majority of our officers have left to take part in some war games on Mygeeto. Grand Moff Lebelt is with them. She has ordered Musker and the others to go to their usual spots 由 the beaches in Champalla. She is still convinced that the Rebels will start the invasion there.
Orrian: It's a good thing that you're in charge, instead of Colonel Jörgenstien. Otherwise, we'd be in trouble.

Song: link

Meanwhile on Coruscant....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Gator walked into a Republic officer's club. He looked upset.

Gator: *Sits at the bar*
Waiter: Your usual Captain?
Gator: Yes.
Michael: *Walks over to Gator* Hey, how did it go?
Gator: Our attack run?
Michael: Yeah, did 你 kill lots of Tie Pilots?
Gator: I did, but we 迷失 Honday.
Michael: What happened to him? Where is he?
Gator: In the middle of space, floating lifelessly around the galaxy.

Another Republic officer started playing a song on a piano: link

Michael: I don't understand. What happened to him?
Gator: He put his mask on, and his oxygen tank when his cockpit was shot open, but he wasn't able...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Over at the bridge. Lieutenant Olara and his men were still fighting Imperials while disassembling their bridge, until they saw the sight of General Rancor.

Lieutenant Olara: What the hell is a General doing here?
Rebel Soldier: *Stops the Metra near the bridge*
General Rancor: *Gets out, and looks at Lieutenant Olara* 你 are to put everything back to the way it was, so I can 交叉, 十字架 this river!
Lieutenant Olara: Out there? With all those Stormtroopers?
General Rancor: There's a group of 《勇敢传说》 soldiers, real patriots! Unlike you, they're not afraid of those hundreds of Imperials.
Lieutenant Olara:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
A shipping yard was being run 由 the Imperials. There were a few Victory 2 Class Frigates being loaded with supplies from boats. Oddball, and his group were in a tunnel nearby with their three AAC-1's.

Oddball: Take it easy now, take it easy. *Stops* Okay hold it. Hold it! *Looks at the shipping yard* Okay, it looks like we arrived at the enemy base. We're gonna go for attack formation 3, and make a triangle. I'll take down the infantry, Mordecai 你 火, 消防 missiles at the frigates. Don't worry about the boats, those'll be taken out from the exploding frigates. Okay let's move.

And as soon as they...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Big Joe returned to the stone building with the films. As he returned, he noticed the two ATC's, and the two Metra's with the weapons, and fuel. He knew exactly what was going on, and rushed into the building.

Big Joe: *Looks at the others, then at Kelly* I thought I told 你 not to let anyone in on this.
Kelly: Look Joe, we need all the help we can get on retrieving that gold.
Big Joe: 你 look. That Colonel was drunk. We don't know if the 金牌 will be there. You're raising their hopes up over nothing.
Merner: That's what Major Colwin's doing to us for fifty credits a month.
Rancher: We don't have...
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