Stand 由 Me turns 30 on August 22, 2016. THIRTY. Oh look, an excuse to watch the movie 30 更多 times and put together a 列表 of 最喜爱的 quotes!
I've provided a light commentary, in italics, because I just couldn't help myself. (Don't worry, it's easy to ignore, if you're just here for the quotes.) Feel free to comment, I'd 爱情 to know about your 收藏夹 too!
#30:
"You guys wanna go see a dead body?"
Look guys, it's the plot of the movie! What respectable young boy could resist an offer like this?
#29:
"If I could only have one 食物 for the rest of my life? That's easy. Pez. 樱桃 flavor Pez. No 问题 about it."
I admire your dedication to 樱桃 Pez, Vern, but I regret to inform 你 that the 樱桃 kind is the worst kind.
#28:
"Would 你 two shut the fuck up? If either one of 你 assholes had $2,000, I'd kill 你 both."
I completely believe that Ace could kill any of his 'friends' without ever giving it a 秒 thought. Congrats guys, you're getting carved up for a gang run 由 a sociopath. (As opposed to other wholesome, respectable gang leaders.)
#27:
"Two for flinchin'!"
I particularly enjoy the scene where Vern is finally the one who makes Teddy flinch, but this includes all of them!
#26:
"TRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN!"
"Oh, shit."
LOL, Vern. That'd probably be my reaction, too.
#25:
"You got two choices. 你 leave quietly, we take the body. Or, 你 can stay, we beat the shit out of you, we take the body."
Choice #3: Ace goes 首页 to fuck his mother some more.
#24:
Finding new, and preferably disgusting, ways to degrade a friend's mother was always held in high regard.
Jokes about your friends' mothers will never go out of style.
#23:
"I was the stupid one for even trying to give it back. I never thought... I never thought that a teacher... Oh, who gives a fuck anyway? I just wish I could go to some place where nobody knows me."
Come here and let me 爱情 you.
#22:
"That's not the secret knock."
"I forget the secret knock, let me in!"
"Veeern."
This was the best introduction. Oh, Vern. Of course you're the one who doesn't remember the secret knock.
#21:
"Nothin' like a smoke after a meal."
"Yeah. I cherish these moments."
Teddy, 你 dork. It was funny at the time, but when 你 think about the rest of Teddy's life, this probably was his most cherished time. Young, free, just hangin' with friends... happy list, this is a happy list.
#20:
"Is it loaded?"
"Hell no! What do 你 think I am?"
*gun goes off*
"JESUS!"
A+, River and Wil. A+.
#19:
"Yeah, Vern told us how 你 found him: Oh, Billy, I wish we never boosted that car! Oh, Billy! I think I just turned my 水果 of the Looms into a 做傻事, 福吉 factory!"
You're a 《勇敢传说》 little shit, Teddy Duchamp.
#18:
"Gordie, go get the provisions, 你 morphodite."
"Don't call me any of your mother's pet names."
A much better response than "I'm rubber, you're glue", and 更多 unexpected if you're not running with a crowd who speaks fluent Stand 由 Me.
#17:
"What's asshole about wanting to be with your friends?"
"It's asshole if your 老友记 drag 你 down!"
Listen to Chris. Don't just end up another wise guy with shit for brains.
#16:
"This is really a good time."
"The most."
"A blast."
Vern didn't just mean being off limits inside the junkyard 或者 fudging on our folks 或者 going on a hike up the railroad tracks to Harlow. He meant those things but it seems to me now there was more, and that we all knew it. Everything was there. And around us. We knew exactly who we were and exactly where we were going. It was grand.
Ah, those were the days. Enjoy it while 你 can, kids.
#15:
"Slowly, a sound started to build in Lard Ass's stomach. A strange and scary sound like a log truck coming at 你 at a hundred miles an hour. Suddenly, Lard 屁股 opened his mouth. And before Bill Travis knew it, he was covered with five pies worth of used blueberries. The women in the audience screamed. Boss Man Bob Cormier took one look at Bill Travis and barfed on Principal Wiggins. Principal Wiggins barfed on the lumberjack that was sitting 下一个 to him. Mayor Grundy barfed on his wife's tits! But when the smell hit the crowd, that's when Lard Ass's plan really started to work. Girlfriends barfed on boyfriends! Kids barfed on their parents! A fat lady barfed in her purse! The Donnelly twins barfed on each other! And the Women's Auxiliary barfed all over the Benevolent Order of Antelope. And Lard 屁股 just sat back and enjoyed what he created. A complete and total barf-a-rama."
I don't know why Mayor Grundy barfing on his wife's tits is my 最喜爱的 part of this story. It just is. The fat lady barfing in her 钱包 is second. XD
#14:
"Now, he 说 "sic' em, boy," but what I heard was, "Chopper, sic balls."
*GORDIE SCREAM*
#13:
"I wish the hell I was your dad. 你 wouldn't be going around talking about taking these stupid 商店 courses if I was. It's like God gave 你 something, man. All those stories that 你 can make up. And he said: This is what we got for you, kid, try not to lose it. But kids lose everything unless there's someone there to look after them. And if your parents are too fucked up to do it, then maybe I should."
Chris Chambers was too precious for this world.
#12:
"What do we need a pistol for, anyway?"
"It's spooky sleeping out at night in in the woods. We might see a bear. 或者 a garbage can."
Jesus, those garbage cans are dangerous!
#11:
"You four-eyed pile of shit!" "The pile of shit has a thousand eyes!"
I only have two eyes, but I roll them at Teddy a lot.
#10:
"Suck my fat one? Who ever told 你 你 had a fat one, Lachance?"
"Biggest one in four counties."
Perhaps it was part of a package deal, and it came with his newfound confidence. ;)
#9:
I never had any 老友记 later on like the 老友记 I had when I was twelve. Jesus, does anyone?
Probably not. Pause for moderately sad reflection.
#8:
"Shut up!"
"I don't shut up, I grow up! And when I look at you, I throw up! BLEHHH!"
"And then your mother goes around the corner and she licks it up."
Ooooh, 你 go Gordie.
#7:
"This is your last chance. What do 你 say, kid?"
"Why don't 你 go 首页 and fuck your mother some more?"
Christopher, I appreciate 你 being 《勇敢传说》 and standing up to a bully, but not when he's coming at 你 with a knife!
#6:
"Okay. You've stated your position clearly. Now I'm gonna state mine. Get in the fucking car. NOW!"
So calm. So terrifying. Kiefer was so freakin' good in this movie.
#5:
As time went on, we saw less and less of Teddy and Vern until, eventually, they became just two 更多 faces in the halls. That happens sometimes. Friends come in and out of your life like busboys in a restaurant.
There is no better 或者 truer way to put this.
#4: "Okay. 你 guys can go round if 你 want. I'm crossing here. And while 你 guys are dragging your candy-asses half way across the state and back I'll be waiting for 你 on the other side, relaxing with my thoughts."
"You use your left hand 或者 your right hand for that?"
"You wish."
Teddy's going on and on, all stubborn and righteous, and Gordie just ruins his bad-ass speech with a joke. I 爱情 it.
#3:
"I'm gonna rip your head off and shit down your neck!"
Points for creativity, delivery, and usefulness. It's a good quote to have on file, should the need for a violent outburst ever arise.
#2:
"Come on Teddy, act your age!"
"This is my age! I'm in the prime of my youth! And I'll only be young once!"
"Yeah, but you're gonna be stupid for the rest of your life."
BRB, LOLing @ my preciouses.
#1:
"Suck my fat one, 你 cheap dime store hood.
This one obviously requires no further comment.
I've provided a light commentary, in italics, because I just couldn't help myself. (Don't worry, it's easy to ignore, if you're just here for the quotes.) Feel free to comment, I'd 爱情 to know about your 收藏夹 too!
#30:
"You guys wanna go see a dead body?"
Look guys, it's the plot of the movie! What respectable young boy could resist an offer like this?
#29:
"If I could only have one 食物 for the rest of my life? That's easy. Pez. 樱桃 flavor Pez. No 问题 about it."
I admire your dedication to 樱桃 Pez, Vern, but I regret to inform 你 that the 樱桃 kind is the worst kind.
#28:
"Would 你 two shut the fuck up? If either one of 你 assholes had $2,000, I'd kill 你 both."
I completely believe that Ace could kill any of his 'friends' without ever giving it a 秒 thought. Congrats guys, you're getting carved up for a gang run 由 a sociopath. (As opposed to other wholesome, respectable gang leaders.)
#27:
"Two for flinchin'!"
I particularly enjoy the scene where Vern is finally the one who makes Teddy flinch, but this includes all of them!
#26:
"TRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN!"
"Oh, shit."
LOL, Vern. That'd probably be my reaction, too.
#25:
"You got two choices. 你 leave quietly, we take the body. Or, 你 can stay, we beat the shit out of you, we take the body."
Choice #3: Ace goes 首页 to fuck his mother some more.
#24:
Finding new, and preferably disgusting, ways to degrade a friend's mother was always held in high regard.
Jokes about your friends' mothers will never go out of style.
#23:
"I was the stupid one for even trying to give it back. I never thought... I never thought that a teacher... Oh, who gives a fuck anyway? I just wish I could go to some place where nobody knows me."
Come here and let me 爱情 you.
#22:
"That's not the secret knock."
"I forget the secret knock, let me in!"
"Veeern."
This was the best introduction. Oh, Vern. Of course you're the one who doesn't remember the secret knock.
#21:
"Nothin' like a smoke after a meal."
"Yeah. I cherish these moments."
Teddy, 你 dork. It was funny at the time, but when 你 think about the rest of Teddy's life, this probably was his most cherished time. Young, free, just hangin' with friends... happy list, this is a happy list.
#20:
"Is it loaded?"
"Hell no! What do 你 think I am?"
*gun goes off*
"JESUS!"
A+, River and Wil. A+.
#19:
"Yeah, Vern told us how 你 found him: Oh, Billy, I wish we never boosted that car! Oh, Billy! I think I just turned my 水果 of the Looms into a 做傻事, 福吉 factory!"
You're a 《勇敢传说》 little shit, Teddy Duchamp.
#18:
"Gordie, go get the provisions, 你 morphodite."
"Don't call me any of your mother's pet names."
A much better response than "I'm rubber, you're glue", and 更多 unexpected if you're not running with a crowd who speaks fluent Stand 由 Me.
#17:
"What's asshole about wanting to be with your friends?"
"It's asshole if your 老友记 drag 你 down!"
Listen to Chris. Don't just end up another wise guy with shit for brains.
#16:
"This is really a good time."
"The most."
"A blast."
Vern didn't just mean being off limits inside the junkyard 或者 fudging on our folks 或者 going on a hike up the railroad tracks to Harlow. He meant those things but it seems to me now there was more, and that we all knew it. Everything was there. And around us. We knew exactly who we were and exactly where we were going. It was grand.
Ah, those were the days. Enjoy it while 你 can, kids.
#15:
"Slowly, a sound started to build in Lard Ass's stomach. A strange and scary sound like a log truck coming at 你 at a hundred miles an hour. Suddenly, Lard 屁股 opened his mouth. And before Bill Travis knew it, he was covered with five pies worth of used blueberries. The women in the audience screamed. Boss Man Bob Cormier took one look at Bill Travis and barfed on Principal Wiggins. Principal Wiggins barfed on the lumberjack that was sitting 下一个 to him. Mayor Grundy barfed on his wife's tits! But when the smell hit the crowd, that's when Lard Ass's plan really started to work. Girlfriends barfed on boyfriends! Kids barfed on their parents! A fat lady barfed in her purse! The Donnelly twins barfed on each other! And the Women's Auxiliary barfed all over the Benevolent Order of Antelope. And Lard 屁股 just sat back and enjoyed what he created. A complete and total barf-a-rama."
I don't know why Mayor Grundy barfing on his wife's tits is my 最喜爱的 part of this story. It just is. The fat lady barfing in her 钱包 is second. XD
#14:
"Now, he 说 "sic' em, boy," but what I heard was, "Chopper, sic balls."
*GORDIE SCREAM*
#13:
"I wish the hell I was your dad. 你 wouldn't be going around talking about taking these stupid 商店 courses if I was. It's like God gave 你 something, man. All those stories that 你 can make up. And he said: This is what we got for you, kid, try not to lose it. But kids lose everything unless there's someone there to look after them. And if your parents are too fucked up to do it, then maybe I should."
Chris Chambers was too precious for this world.
#12:
"What do we need a pistol for, anyway?"
"It's spooky sleeping out at night in in the woods. We might see a bear. 或者 a garbage can."
Jesus, those garbage cans are dangerous!
#11:
"You four-eyed pile of shit!" "The pile of shit has a thousand eyes!"
I only have two eyes, but I roll them at Teddy a lot.
#10:
"Suck my fat one? Who ever told 你 你 had a fat one, Lachance?"
"Biggest one in four counties."
Perhaps it was part of a package deal, and it came with his newfound confidence. ;)
#9:
I never had any 老友记 later on like the 老友记 I had when I was twelve. Jesus, does anyone?
Probably not. Pause for moderately sad reflection.
#8:
"Shut up!"
"I don't shut up, I grow up! And when I look at you, I throw up! BLEHHH!"
"And then your mother goes around the corner and she licks it up."
Ooooh, 你 go Gordie.
#7:
"This is your last chance. What do 你 say, kid?"
"Why don't 你 go 首页 and fuck your mother some more?"
Christopher, I appreciate 你 being 《勇敢传说》 and standing up to a bully, but not when he's coming at 你 with a knife!
#6:
"Okay. You've stated your position clearly. Now I'm gonna state mine. Get in the fucking car. NOW!"
So calm. So terrifying. Kiefer was so freakin' good in this movie.
#5:
As time went on, we saw less and less of Teddy and Vern until, eventually, they became just two 更多 faces in the halls. That happens sometimes. Friends come in and out of your life like busboys in a restaurant.
There is no better 或者 truer way to put this.
#4: "Okay. 你 guys can go round if 你 want. I'm crossing here. And while 你 guys are dragging your candy-asses half way across the state and back I'll be waiting for 你 on the other side, relaxing with my thoughts."
"You use your left hand 或者 your right hand for that?"
"You wish."
Teddy's going on and on, all stubborn and righteous, and Gordie just ruins his bad-ass speech with a joke. I 爱情 it.
#3:
"I'm gonna rip your head off and shit down your neck!"
Points for creativity, delivery, and usefulness. It's a good quote to have on file, should the need for a violent outburst ever arise.
#2:
"Come on Teddy, act your age!"
"This is my age! I'm in the prime of my youth! And I'll only be young once!"
"Yeah, but you're gonna be stupid for the rest of your life."
BRB, LOLing @ my preciouses.
#1:
"Suck my fat one, 你 cheap dime store hood.
This one obviously requires no further comment.
