spongebob

Okay spongebob and sandy have been 老友记 for a long time but there are some rumours that spongebob is dating sandy and i found out it was not true spongebob does not want a girlfriend he just wants to be 老友记 with sandy thats all so SPONGEBOB AND SANDY ARE NOT A COUPLE PEOPLE it's a lie!!!!! and spongebob can make his own desicions if he doesnt like like sandy he just likes her as a friend and i'm okay with that how bout 你 guys well if 你 are please 评论 on this 文章 + i hope 你 like it i respect spongebob in any way

Gary: [wearing a hat and earmuffs] Meow.
SpongeBob: [slides into the bathroom] Oh, Gary, I don't feel like myself.
Gary: Meow.
SpongeBob: Don't be silly, Gary. I don't get colds. I get the suds.
Gary: Meow?
SpongeBob: No, Gary. If I had the suds, I'd have bubbles coming outta me. [sneezes, then 粉, 粉色 bubbles come out of him then he moans exhaustingly]
Gary: Meow.
SpongeBob: I can't get the suds, [sniffles] because then I'll have to miss work! [puts his underwear over his mouth and nose then sneezes. 粉, 粉色 bubbles come out again]
Gary: Meow.
SpongeBob: No, Gary. I like wearing my underwear like this. [turns around and has two bubbles representing his butt cheeks. Each one pops]
Gary: Meow.
SpongeBob: I'm not sick. I'm going to work

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I luved spongebob since I was very little and I still do, my parents think it's a stupid 显示 .. but I honestly don't care. Spongebob is funny, cute, goofy and smart! And when I need a laugh he is there! I watch his shows almost EVERYDAY! And im gonna keep watching them everyday! :) Spongebob oN!

later...
Spongebob:DOCTOR!!! WHEN WILL SHE BE OK!
Doctor: tommorow at 8:00
Spongebob:few! because at 9:00 we have school and we were gonna do things
Doctor:OK
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The 下一个 Morning
Spongebob:*cries in 床, 床上 and patrick cries in sleeping bag*
*knock knock*
Spongebob:it's open! *continues crying*
Hazal:Hi Spongebob!
Arjin:Hey Pat!
Both:GIRLS!!!!
*run off and 吻乐队（Kiss） them*
Spongebob:now let's eat!i made jellyfish shaped 烤面包, 吐司 with 果冻 鱼 jelly!
Girls and patrick:YAY!!!
*All eat 烤面包, 吐司 and Kelp-O
Narrator:well, that was nice.