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posted by ChuckyLover1

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I luved spongebob since I was very little and I still do, my parents think it's a stupid 显示 .. but I honestly don't care. Spongebob is funny, cute, goofy and smart! And when I need a laugh he is there! I watch his shows almost EVERYDAY! And im gonna keep watching them everyday! :) Spongebob oN!

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Spongebob's 爱情 (not for Spandy fans) Chapter 6

posted by melisa583

"Girls!!!!"

later...
Spongebob:DOCTOR!!! WHEN WILL SHE BE OK!
Doctor: tommorow at 8:00
Spongebob:few! because at 9:00 we have school and we were gonna do things
Doctor:OK
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~**~*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*`**~~*
The 下一个 Morning
Spongebob:*cries in 床, 床上 and patrick cries in sleeping bag*
*knock knock*
Spongebob:it's open! *continues crying*
Hazal:Hi Spongebob!
Arjin:Hey Pat!
Both:GIRLS!!!!
*run off and 吻乐队（Kiss） them*
Spongebob:now let's eat!i made jellyfish shaped 烤面包, 吐司 with 果冻鱼 jelly!
Girls and patrick:YAY!!!
*All eat 烤面包, 吐司 and Kelp-O
Narrator:well, that was nice.

Spongebob's Job

posted by SpongeTib97

嘿 guys,A.M.S here with some great news.Spongebob is currently workin' at The Krusty Krab and it turns out awesome.Spongebob still doesn't have his driver's licence...but,will get his as soon as he calms down during the boating test.

He's been on T.V for only about 19 years now and he has been giving me 更多 and 更多 inspiration and some quotation studies.Spongebob became the very first Nicktoon to ever win 更多 than one Nickelodeon's Kids Choice Awards in one setting.And as a reward.I would like to give Spongebob a 5 out of 5 stars and a perfect 10.

Well,that's all the time I have to tell you...

Catch 你 all 下一个 time,bye.

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Goofy Goober Rock Lyrics spongebob squarepants

posted by karlyluvsam

I'm a goofy goober
(Rock)
You're a goofy goober
(Rock)

We're all goofy goobers
(Rock)
Goofy, goofy, goofy, goofy goober
(Rock)

Put your toys away
Well, then I got to say when 你 tell me not to play
I say, no way
(No way)
No, no, no, no way

I'm a kid, 你 say
When 你 say I'm a kid I say, say it again
And then I say thanks
(Thanks)
Thank 你 very much

So if 你 thinking that you'd like to be like me
Go ahead and try
The kid inside will set 你 free

I'm a goofy goober
(Rock)
You're a goofy goober
(Rock)

We're all goofy goobers
(Rock)
Goofy, goofy, goofy, goofy goober, yeah

Read more: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS - GOOFY GOOBER ROCK LYRICS link
Copied from MetroLyrics.com

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IN THE SEA:A SPONGEBOB AND ICE AGE CROSSOVER

posted by pinkmare

spongebob and friends

ME:HI I'M SIERRA BEAST
VALERIA:EVERYBODY KNOWS YOUR SIERRA.
SAURICE:HEY BOSS HOW COME WE'RE NOT IN THE STORY? AND WHY DOES SIERRA GET TO WRITE HER OWN STORY?
VALERIA:BECAUSE I'M TIRED AS HELL FROM 写作 ALL OF MY STORIES,AND I'M GIVING HER THE EQUAL OPPERTUNITY TO DO HER OWN THING IN HER OWN WAY AND DON'T WORRY YOUR TIME WILL COME AND THE REASON WHY WE'RE NOT INCLUEDED TO THE STORY IS BECAUSE I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT OUR LINES WAS GONNA BE IF WE WERE IN THIS STORY.
SAURICE:OKAY ,THANKS BOSS.
VALERIA:NO PROB SO WHERE THEY AT?
ME:WHO?
VALERIA:THE GANG SPONGEBOB,PATRICK,SANDY AND THE ICE AGE GANG. WHERE....

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Spongebob's Love: Chapter 8

posted by melisa583

The 下一个 Morning
*knock knock*
Spongebob:Who Is It?
Hazal:It's me!
*answers door*
Spongebob:Hi!
Hazal:Hey
Spongebob:the Jellyfish convention is still in town, wana go?
Hazal:sure!
~*~*~*~*
So they went. But Plankton was also ploting another sceme
Plankton:hehehe
Karen:What now Plankton are 你 choking on your own spit again?
Plankton:no not again, I KIDNAPPED THE POWERPUFF GIRLS Z!!!
Karen:why don't 你 also kidnap the Powerpuff Girls?
Plankton:Oh yeah
Later
Plankton:now i'll do my same plan as yesterday and rule the world!!!! ALL HAIL PLANKTON!!!
meanwhile
Spongebob:hey! where'd she go? maybe Plankton got her again, COME ON PATRICK
~*~*~*~*
OH NO!!!
All girls:mmmph! mmph!
SpongeBob:at least i know 更多 Karate hiya! *karate chops rope*
Powerpuff girls and Powerpuff girls Z:we will take it from here
Spongebob:OK! we are gonna go back to the Jellyfishing Convention
Narrator: well, that was nice

kidnapped!

"At least i know Karate! hiya!"

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Spongebob's 爱情 (not for Spandy fans) Part 2

posted by melisa583

"*sob* Oh Gary!"

Narrator:The 下一个 Morning
Spongebob:*sob*oh Gary!
Gary:Meow? (What Now?)
Spongebob:I have a crush on this girl in school and I have 2 更多 days to choose a 日期 for the prom and... I'M EMBARRESED! *SOBS MORE*
Gary:Meow Meow Meow Meow Moew mOEW Moew (why don't 你 look at her 个人资料 online and see what she likes)
Spongebob:GOOD IDEA GARY!! *zooms to computer*
Spongebob:here we go! now let's see, *gasp* she likes jellyfishing! wow! now let's see for Patrick's crush! her too!!! wow! this is exiting!*calls patrick*
Patrick:*while crying* hello?
Spongebob: Patrick! the girls both like Jellyfishing! and the jellyfishing convention is today! maybe if we take them there, we can ask them and they'll 爱情 us!
Patrick:great idea!!!
Will the idea work? check out 下一个 time!

"*while crying* hello?

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搜索 of the 迷失 Treasure [Spongebob Fanfiction Contest] Part I

posted by Athiya

"Ooh, Mr. Kraaaaabs!" Spongebob chimed, a krabby patty on one hand, and a flyer on the other.

"What is it, m'boy?" Mr Krabs came running from his office. He had been busy counting his money, penny 由 penny and nickel 由 nickel. Clearly he was not in the mood for another one of Spongebob's games.

"I found this -- oops, excuse me, Squidward," he almost dropped his patty, "I found this while I was delivering a patty to a customer! Seemed like it just slapped me in the face!"

In fact, it did slapped him in the face. A customer had put too much hot sauce on her 食物 and threw the thing straight across...

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建议 for Dating Spongebob

posted by nigahigarocks98

I 爱情 Spongebob. That's why I'm here, of course! But before putting all your hope on him, 你 should start liking other cartoon characters too. I have two boos! 吉尔 and Spongebob, because 你 might want to have a fallback if Spongebob ends up dumping 你 like he did to Gary. So take my advice! Get a fallback 或者 fallbacks, and I'm sure everything will be fine. :) But good luck with Spongebob! And everyone else 你 may like in a cartoon! I'm sure it'll work out, but here is another reason. I'll give 你 some 建议 for it, too. Spongebob may not like things that 你 like. If he asks 你 to go...

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I 爱情 spongebob

posted by whinky

I 爱情 SPONGEBOB!
Opinion 由 spongybubbles 发布 3 years 以前

13 fans

I think spongebob is the best programme ever.
My favourite character is the 鱼 with the driving eyeballs beacuse he is really funny, and so is patrick beacuse he is stupid.
I also think nicklelodien should let nicktoons make all the spongebob games beacuse I think there alot better at making games.
Im confused how only spongebob can understand gary's meows and no one else can.
My 秒 favourite character is patrick beacuse he's funny,dumb and stupid.
I think Plankton should just give up trying to get the krabby patty secret...

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I 爱情 SPONGEBOB!

posted by spongybubbles

I think spongebob is the best programme ever.
My favourite character is the 鱼 with the driving eyeballs beacuse he is really funny, and so is patrick beacuse he is stupid.
I also think nicklelodien should let nicktoons make all the spongebob games beacuse I think there alot better at making games.
Im confused how only spongebob can understand gary's meows and no one else can.
My 秒 favourite character is patrick beacuse he's funny,dumb and stupid.
I think Plankton should just give up trying to get the krabby patty secret formula and just make his 食物 better, Manray and the Dirty bubble should...

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perfume cave-partment

posted by pinkmare

THIS IS A PARODY OF PERFUME DEPARTMENT WHICH IS SEEN IN THE EPISODE OF SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS CALLED "SHANGHIED" THIS IS ONE OF THE MOST WELL-KNOWN FUNNIEST SCENES TO AUDIENCES.
SID AS PATRICK
SCART AS SPONGEBOB
AND ANOTHER THING EVEN THOUGH SCART CANNOT TALK LET'S PRETEND THAT HE DID AT LEAST IN THIS SHORT STORY.
i have a idea sid said
really what is it? scart asked
let's leave sid suggested
but the door's locked and the only way to get to the other is to go through the perfume cave-partment(a cave that shows cavewomen paying perfume,i know,i know perfume wasn't even invented in the stone age let's...

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Spongebob's Love:Chapter 9:Hey, What about work?

posted by melisa583

"HOW DARE 你 SIR WE JUST WANTED TO GET 3 KRABBY PATTIES!!!!!!"

"HOW DARE YOU SIR WE JUST WANTED TO GET 3 KRABBY PATTIES!!!!!!"

Mr Krabs:Spongebob! you've been out of work for 10 days!
Spongebob:oops, got a little carried away with love
Krabs:Love? never mind that! come to work! 或者你 can just 吻乐队（Kiss）你抹刀, 锅铲 goodbye
Spongebob:MR KRABS 你 WOUDN'T!!!!
Krabs:oh darn toot'n i would now get to work!
Spongebob:SIR YES SIR!!!
later
Hazal:we haven't been to the KrustY kRAB for a while
Arjin:I know!
Mary:*stomach growls* MEOW!!! (i'm so hungry!)
Hazal:I KNOW MARY WE'RE GOING THERE!!!! heesh!*get in*
Squidward: Welcome to the Krusty Krab what will 你 like?
Mr k.:WAIT!!! no pets allowed!
Arjin:HOW DARE 你 SIR WE JUST WANTED TO GET 3...

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Spongebob's 爱情 (not for Spandy fans)

posted by melisa583

"Please Welcome, Hazal and Arjin!"

French Narrator: Ahh.. Mrs. Puff's Boating School, and I hear today there will be new students, let's see.
Mrs Puff: Good Morning Class, today we will have 2 new students, please welcome, Hazal and Arjin!
Class: *wearing funny masks and clapping*
Mrs Puff: OK Girls, take a 座位 wherever 你 want!
Narrator: Looks like theres only room 下一个 to Spongebob and Patrick.
Girls:*sit*
Spongebob:Hi! I'm Spongebob! it's nice to meet you!
Hazal:Nice to meet 你 too!
Patrick: I'm Patrick!
Arjin (me):Nice to meet 你 Patrick!
Mrs Puff:Ok class, I just got a letter from the teacher's convention saying we need to have a school prom, if we don't, I'll get fired again.
Class:YAY!!!!
Mrs Puff: The prom is in 3 days, so pick someone quick!
Who will Spongebob and Patrick pick? find out next!

"Please welcome Hazal and Arjin!"

Patrick and Spongebob: POSSIBLE GAYNESS?!?!?

posted by Hellowittykitty

Okay, none of 你 Spongebob 粉丝 kill me, because this I something I heard on YouTube. Patrick likes Spongebob 更多 than a 老友记 way. THE GAY WAY, to make it short and sweet. I heard from lots of people on YouTube, parodies, and animators that Patrick loves Spongebob. At first I believed they had a brotherly relationship, with nothing whatsoever that worried me to the point I have seen now. Sure, they may cry in each other's arms and occasionally give FRIENDLY hugs and high fives, but that doesn't mean their gay. Come on now. Super stupid. They are friends; if they were gay, that means that Nickelodeon would have to 取消 the show. That's inappropriate. NO SE? If 你 don't, please message me 或者评论 in the 评论 box.

THANKS 4 LISTENING! ❤️💚💜💛💙
~Zoe :)

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f.u.n song

posted by spongebob7426

me: It's not about winning, it's about fun

plankton:What's that?

me: Fun is when you, fun is, it's like, it's kind of
Sort of like a, what is fun? I
Let me spell it for you

me: F is for 老友记 who do stuff together
U is for 你 and me
N is for anywhere and anytime at all

Down here in the deep blue sea

plankton: F is for 火, 消防 that burns down the whole town
U is for uranium, bombs
N is for no survivors when you

me: Plankton those thing aren't what fun is all about
Now do it like this
F is for 老友记 who do stuff to

plankton: Never, that's completely idiotic

me: Here, let me help you
F is for 老友记 who do...

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Spongebob Squarepants got issues!

posted by zakuwan

In sponebob squarepants there as been an awfully strange amount of adult themes used. Things which makes it look like adult thing!

So I gathered up a couple of information and decided to put it together

1. In an episode called mid-life crutacean (or something) season 3 mr krabs says while entering a washing room "Any porn in the store!"

2.Also there seems to be only 2 things the creators realized of adult stuff and deleted the scenes they are in procrastination remember there is a deleted scene of a sunny 日 shown in that part there is a part where patrck is spreading some oil in the deleted...

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Spongebob's 爱情 (not for Spandy fans) Part 3

posted by melisa583

"you mean Arjin's in there too?"

Narrator:later that day
Spongebob:Patrick i hear them laughing!
Patrick:you mean Arjin is there to?
Spongebob yep
Patrick:boy, she lives in 1 big apple
Spongebob:*knocks on the door*
Hazal:IT'S OPEN!!!!
Spongebob:hi hazal! watcha watching?
Hazal:we're watching this Justin Bieber video and he fell of a coffe table!!
Spongebob:well the jellyfish convention is today so--
Both girls:THE JELLYFISH CONVENTION?!?!?!
Hazal:can u take us there spongebob!
Arjin:yeah! we were thinking we should go on a double 日期 to the prom!!
Spongebob:OK!
~*~*~*~*~
So it was later at the jellyfish convention
Spongebob:hey Hazal
Hazal:yeah?
Spongebob:i got this 项链 for 你 at the gift 商店 and this jellyfishing hat
Hazal:Wow! and look! Patrick got the same for Arjin!
Spongebob:cool!
Hazal:so thanks for bringing us here
Spongebob:sure thing
Both *kiss*(aw!)
*Patrick and I do the same thing* (aw!)
Narrator: *cries* that is just beautiful! oh um... look out 下一个 time!

"Both *kiss* (aw!)"

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Spongebob's Pineapple Ice-Candy (RECIPE) (translate?)

posted by kittendrawings

Pineapple ice-candy
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7 cups of Pineapple Juice
10 peppermints - NOT FLAVORED
12 Iced Water
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Pour Dole's Pineapple 果汁 into Iced Waters,add NOT FLAVORED 或者 COLORED PEPPERMINTS, and freeze through 10 hours, 或者 UNTIL M.i.d.n.i.g.h.t, and eat it 下一个 morning.
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2002-present SpongeBob SquarePants Rant

posted by PeterMWou

Well let's be honest, SpongeBob SquarePants went downhill after the 秒 season ended in 2001 when season 3 aired in 2002 and since 2002 which is 13 years ago, SpongeBob got worse. I mean, why people 爱情 season 3? I hate season 3. Season 3 and the movie from 2004 ruined SpongeBob SquarePants’s Stephen Hillenburg era. To be honest, I prefer Pokemon because Pokemon is going strong and they reduced SpongeBob's character to a blithering idiot, whereas before he was a sophisticated and lovable idiot. I simply cannot watch many episodes from Season 3 onwards like Rock A Bye Bivalve, whereas...