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Twelve years 以前 I sat at a 老友记 house, doing my best to stay awake. We were waiting for midnight, for the very first episode of South Park to air. I can still remember how excited I was, this 显示 was supposed to be funnier and 更多 vulgar than "Beavis and Butthead" 或者 "Ren and Stimpy". Which at the time were considered to be the "bad cartoons" that kids would watch behind their parents back.

As everyone knows the first episode was about Cartman getting an anal probe. That was a big deal at the time. Parents freaked out about the show, kids were banned from wearing South Park merchandise...

10. Kenny McCormick
Kenny has 更多 to his character than just dying all the time, he's developed a personality now. He deserves to be in the 最佳, 返回页首 10 because he is very caring to his sister, Karen, 由 using Mysterion to protect her from bullies, and got a job just so he could buy her a doll. I used to not care for him at all, but now he's one of my favorites.

9. Pete
Pete is the goth boy with the red hair. I see 更多 in him than just some faggy goth kid. If he had an episode to himself, it would be very deep and meaningful. He'll do crazy things to make sure things don't go overboard, like sneaking...

Chapter 1: Douchebag the Thief

"Deep in the lands of Zaron, the humans of Kupa Keep struggle to stay alive as they are attacked 由 the wicked Drow Elves of Larnion.

Darkness falls… as the humans beg their King to save them; a noble King, known only as the Grand Wizard.

For a thousand years the battle has been waged, with only the bravery of the Grand Wizard to protect his human followers.

But even though the Wizard King is so undeniably cool, the Drow Elf armies continue their attacks. They seek the humans' most treasured relic – The Stick of Truth.

But the tides of war are soon to change,...

Lunch Time In School
Cartman:Mmmmmm! i 爱情 chicken *Bites of piece of chicken skin*
Kyle:*Eating chicken*mmmm yes it is...*swallows*
Kenny:Mm mmmm!!!(So good!!!)
And A Chicken is sitting at the window watching them eating chicken.
Chicken:REVENGE 你 ASSHOLES!!

School Ends
Cartman:Ahhh!!!! Need to shit need da SHIT!!
Stan:just go in that 衬套, 布什 over there
Cartman:whew! thanks!
Cartman goes int bushes
Cartman:Ahhhh!!!
Chicken Pops Up
Cartman:WOW!!!
Chicken:You must die!!!
Cartman:O.O
Chicken:Fight!!!!!
Cartman:ummm not to be a buzz kill 或者 anythin'...but can 你 see me craping?
Chicken:Oh....well take your time...Then...

SFG- 嘿 guys!
Cartman- 嘿 Micks!
Kyle-...
Kenny-...
Butters-...Hi?
SFG- Today's 问题 is...Lady Gaga 或者 Brittany Spears?
Cartman- I thought 你 were going to say Lady Gaga 或者 Cartman!
Kyle- if it WAS that question, I would pick Lady Gaga!
Cartman- 你 little lying bastard! I'll kill you!
Kyle- Oh My God! 你 killed Kenny! 你 bastard!
Kenny-?!?!? mememem (I'm still alive!)
Butters- OH MY GOD!
Cartman- WHAT?!?
Butters- Coffee...
SFG- ANSWER THE DAMN QUESTION!
Cartman- Alright, alright, calm down. I pick Lady Gaga, 'cause she's better than that annoying voice of Brittany Spears...
Kyle- What the hell?!?!...