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狗 VS 猫 with Cartman's moves...O.o

posted by SilverFanGirl

SFG- So, guys. Now that 你 fought over 饼干 and muffins.
Cartman- Yes we have, Kyle...
Kyle- Shut up! 你 know 你 like 饼干 AND muffins!
SFG- Just, drop it! Alright?
Cartman- Whatever. *crossed arms over chest(if he even can)*
Kyle- So what's the topic this time?
SFG- If 你 all shut up and listen!
*All grow silent*
SFG- Now the survey 问题 is... 猫或者 Dogs?
Cartman- Totally dogs! Yes, dogs! Kyle will probably agree with me 'cause he knows I can kick his 屁股 well!
Kyle- No 你 can't! 你 can't even 冲床 a pillow!
Cartman- Can too!
SFG- SHUT THE HELL UP 你 TWO! Kyle, what do 你 answer for...

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Muffins VS Cookies...Dun Dun...

posted by SilverFanGirl

SilverFanGirl: 嘿粉丝 of South Park, I'm here with everyone from South Park. Now, I have a 问题 for 你 guys.
Cartman: Yes...
SFG(SilverFanGirl): Its for all of you.
Cartman: okay...
Stan: -_-
SFG: Muffins or...
Cartman: Spit it out ur Goddamn mouth already!!
SFG: 或者 Cookies?
Stan: I saw muffins.
Cartman: No 你 ass-hole, Muffins!
Kenny: mememememe (I have a bad feeling about this...)
SFG: Oh....
Stan: Shut your fucking mouth Cartman! 你 know 饼干 beat Muffins any damn day!
Cartman: I'm gonna kick your ass!
Stan: Is that a bet?
SFG: Guys, guys, chill!
Cartman: No! *points at SFG* Shut your damn mouth now...
SFG: Are 你 third graders?
Stan: Fuck you, Cartman! Shove this Cookie down your fucking throat! *holds up a cookie*
Cartman: Shove this damn 松饼 down your fucking throat!
Both: *shoves Cookie/Muffin down throat*
Both: Fuck!
Stan: MUFFINS!
Cartman: COOKIES!!
SFG: Oh Shit...