南方公园 Article: youtobe 或者 no Youtube? (oh crap..)

posted by SilverFanGirl

SFG- *smacks forehead* I'm sick of these stupid questions...
Kyle- OMG! Cartman, what did 你 ask?!!?
Cartman- Me?!?! how about you!
SFG- No, guys. Here's the question: YouTube 或者 not?
Cartman and kyle- YES! *turn to each other* HEY!
SFG- *smacks forhead again* I'm REALLY sick of these two...
Cartman- Hey, 嘿 Micks!
SFG- *sighs* What?Cartman- What did 你 say to Kyle the other day?
SFG- nothing. I just asked him to answer the 问题 honestly. Now, I want resoning in this answer. Cartman, why do 你 say yes to YouTube?
Cartman- It may be a pain, like Kyle, but its useful, unlike Kyle.
Kyle- .....-_-
SFG- Kyle, explain why 你 say yes to YouTube.
Kyle- Alright, listen up fat boy! *points to Cartman* 你 shut your big-
SFG- SHUT UP!
Kyle- O.O
SFG- Now, answer my question.
Kyle- *shuts up*
SFG- Why do 你 say yes to Youtube?
Kyle- 'Cause...uh...I don't know. I 爱情 YouTube.
Butters- Everyone does dumbass
SFG-....................Yes, of course everyone does.
Butters- Exactly
SFG- Kyle, really, why do 你 like YouTube?
Kyle-.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
SFG- 你 have no answer, do you?
Kyle- uh, no.
Cartman- HA HA! I took your answer! HA HA! I'm better than Kyle! Wait, I've always been!
Kyle- No 你 aren't, I am.
SFG- Oh boy....
Cartman- Why do 你 say that?
Kyle- 'Cause I got to 吻乐队（Kiss） Micks.
SFG- 你 cannot speak that ever again, Kyle!
Kyle- Well its true!
Cartman- *looks sadly up at SFG* You...You like this piece of shit?
SFG- *sighs* Let me explain... Let's just get on with the YouTube question. What's your 最喜爱的 youtobe video?
Cartman- *turns to Butters, Kenny, and Stan* Did 你 hear that guys? Micks likes Kyle! And they kissed!
SFG- Kyle, no we didn't.
Kyle- Then I got to cuddle in your-
Cartman- Oh my God, he got to cuddle in her boobs!!! After all I did for you, Kyle.
SFG- Guys, drop this subject and let's go to a new one!
Cartman- No, no, Micks. We gotta know this story. *laughs* Alright Kyle, tell this story!
Stan- STORYTIME!
Kenny- mememem (I can't wait!!)
Butters- Oh my God, Kyle! Get on with it!!
SFG- *smacks forehead* I'm sourround 由 idiots...
Cartman- ^^

GrumpyGirl That was sort of funny and I was takin a Bruno Mars quiz til this one popped up!

kndluva Very Funny!

GrumpyGirl Man I read diz again Nd I laughed my fuckin ass off again!!!! LMFAO!!!!!

SilverFanGirl Thank you guys for reading this and loving it. :) People love me because I'm a comedy kind of person. I make them laugh and they just love that part about me. :D Thanks for enjoying this and hopefully I will have more stuff up. =^_^=

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added by kennyfan-1

Source: south park studios

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Wendy Testaberger's Cussing Song.

posted by pompeybabe

Mrs. Landers was a health nut! She cooked 食物 in a wok!
Mr. Harris was her boyfriend and he had a great big
Cock-a-doodle-doodle! The rooster just won't quit!
And I don't want my breakfast, because it tastes like
Shih Tzus make good house pets! They're cuddly and sweet!
Monkeys aren't good to have 'cause they like to beat their
Meeting in the office, 或者 meeting in the hall!
The boss, he wants to see 你 so 你 can suck his
Balzac was a writer! He lived with Allen Funt!
Mrs. Roberts didn't like him, but that's 'cause she's a
Contaminated water can really make 你 sick!
Your bladder gets infected and blood comes out your
Dictate what I'm saying, 'cause it will bring 你 luck
And if 你 all don't like it, I don't give a flying ****!"

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最佳, 返回页首 Ten Reasons 你 Know Your Obsessed With South Park

posted by founten

10.) 你 can see a screencap and instantly name the episode it's from.

9.) When watching a new episode 你 can tell which characters are voiced 由 Matt and which are voiced 由 Trey.

8.) 你 understand every word Kenny says.

7.) 你 own the movie on 更多 then one format

6.) 你 talk like Terrance and Phillip whenever 你 see a Canadian.

7.) 你 know Ike's birth name

6.) 你 know what "Time Warped" is.

5.) 你 have a youtobe account filled with South Park videos, your user 图标 is your 粉丝 made character and 你 are currantly a character in a 粉丝 made South Park spin-off.

4.) 你 were so exited when...

Captain Wendy

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Viking Red

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1x01 'Cartman Gets an Anal Probe'

added by jlhfan624

Source: Comedy Central

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South Park Meets Saved 由 the 钟, 贝尔 (Conclusion)

posted by GenImagination

Butters and Al Gore are walking up the stairs to get to Butters room.

Al Gore: "Little boy...aren't 你 suppose to be at school?"
Butters: "YEA! But my parents went to California. They won't be back for 3 days."
Al Gore: "Ok...fair enough. What is your name anyway?"
Butters: "BUTTERS!"

Butters opens the door and sits down in his computer chair. Al Gore sits on a beanbag.

Al Gore: "Butters...what is it about Al Gore that 你 like so much?"
Butters: "When I heard 你 created the Internet on YouTUBE 你 became a God to me."
Al Gore: "Precisely what I am. God."
Butters: "YEA! Cause without 你 I wouldn't...