SONIC AND EGGMAN SHIPPING?

A blue hedgehog named sonic was walking in the woods to get away from a stalker 婊子, 子 named Amy Rose his twin sister Penny was distracting her while he was getting away til he heard something in the bushes he found a red strain he seemed to be caught in a 熊 trap so Sonic got him unstuck and Shadow promised to always be 由 sonics side no matter what happens slowly each 日 Shadow started having feelings for Sonic and one 日 he finally confessed his 爱情 for Sonic, Sonic felt the same with shadow and they kept their 爱情 a secret from sonics 老友记 then one day

Tails: Sonic please tell me...

shadow takes sonic 首页 and throws him on the bed..


sonic: soo... now what sexy?

shadow: what 你 have always been waiting for smexy.

sonic: meow.


meanwhile:

scourge: i-hic- dont need fucking-hic-water!!

luna: yes 你 do..... {god... i need to- gasp i know.}

luna: how bout we have that sex 你 were talking about?

scourge: fuck yeah -hic- lets spin this shit.

luna: wooo.


scourge then fucks up luna....while drunk. lol.

backwards:

sonic: o-oh shadow....gaaaaaagh... ride on me ... fatser baby!!

shadow: 你 have asked and 你 shall recieve.

sonic: oh baby.

sonic: aaaah not... gonna make it!!!-splash-

shadow:...

A green hedgehog lay in a cage. 由 all appearances, he was dead as a doorknob. He blinked himself awake and glared with intense hatred as a beautiful girl walked in, her head held high. She lifted up his cage and carried it into a room. He sighed, having been through this for the last six days. Now he was sick of it and his body ached from being in the cramped cage. The girl 松鼠 opened the door and yanked him to his feet. “Here he is.” He couldn’t run, whenever he tried to he was knocked onto his feet 由 the girl, whom was now dragging him through a seemingly endless hallway. Once...

sonic: sh-shadow... why the fuck am i in a maid outfit?

shadow: oh.... thats a secret.

sonic: geez.

shadow: can you hand me that magazine over there?

sonic: sure.

sonic bends down and shadow sees sonics underwear...

he then pulls it up to see the full whitness of his underwear.

shadow: oops...curse my hands... i cant control them.

sonic: gah....shadow ...grrr would you cut it ou-

shadow grabs sonics arm and pulls him towards him..... inches from his face.

shadow: you were saying?

sonic: i -um.....

shadow: now theres a good boy........ hehe.

sonic: huh?

sonic notices that shadows face is getting...