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posted by dragonsmemory
((This one is guaranteed to be funny, if 你 remember SS at all.
So, what happens when history repeats itself?))

Three first years lounged around the lake, celebrating the end of exams. One was a girl with thick dark brown hair. She was leaning against the 树干 of thed old oak tree, her nose buried in a thick book.
The 秒 of the trio was a boy, who had his arm around the girl's shoulders. He was also staring at the book. He was rather small and skinny, with round glasses, untidy black hair, and a spattering of freckles across his face.
The last of the three was 更多 on the handsome side,...
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posted by Bluekait
Apparently, there is suppose to be 更多 Muggle classes like painting at Hogwarts. But the Ministry refused because our last Muggle Studies professor got killed 由 Lord Voldemort (sorry) and they think we should learn 更多 magic than learning what Muggles do.

I want 你 guys' opinion if you, the students and professors, want 更多 Muggle classes. 更多 magic classes. 或者 both.

In my opinion, we should even out the magic classes and Muggle classes. Either way, we can fit in with Muggles and understand their world. I don't think the Ministry should be keeping us away and marrying Muggles. Without them, our kind would of wiped out like death.
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posted by Bluekait
I woke up, sweating. That was all a dream. Everything that happened in those 24 hours was all a dream. How long was I out? The events, the craziness, the love...were all lies! Someone was controlling my dreams and my mind with their dirty minds, ewwww! I knew I never dream that kind of stuff. I got out of 床, 床上 and went to the Dining Hall to gluttony myself out of this. As I entered, everything was back to normal. War ended, Voldemort dead and Snape wasn't killed. Bella is dead as well. Good. Jo told me that Demi and Draco was dating. Figures. So were Professors Snape and Black. Again, figures....
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posted by Bluekait
It been a long 年 at Hogwarts. The War had begun and Voldemort is out looking for Harry Potter to kill. My name? Lydia Black, a Hufflepuff in her 5th year. My 老友记 are Corabeth Mab, a Ravenclaw and Jo Glass, a Gryffindor. We met in our 2nd year, during our first Charms class together. We will tell 你 how it happened. Here it goes.

"Lyds! Lyds! Where are 你 going?" Bonnie cried. I looked back. I have been tracking down Jo and Mab. I can't find them. "Bonnie, I'm going to the Forbidden Forest! I'll be back. Keep fighting! Remember what Professor Black said!" I yelled. Almost 2 hours at...
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posted by dragonsmemory
((This is in now way Potter-related. It's just a quick scene. Any of 你 with siblings can sympathize.))

*my phone rings*
Em: 嘿 Sis!
*click*
*phone rings again*
Em: Hey. Hey. Hey.
*click*
*Mom's phone rings*
Em: She hung up on me!
Mom: And that's surprising?
Em: I'm going to try again.
*click*
*my phone rings*
Em: Hi.
Me: No.
*click*

And there 你 have it. Something we can all relate to in some way.
Special thanks to my sister and my mom for inspiring this little scene. Yes, this will eventually happen.
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posted by simpleplan
"Harry Potter: "Albus Severus, 你 were named for two headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them was a Slytherin and he was probably the bravest man I ever knew."

Harry Potter calls Severus the bravest man he ever knew. I can understand why he say this but what about the others who fought in the war. Yes Severus went was a double agent, yes he loved Lily and protected her son, and yes he gave his life like many before him. But I think Harry was the bravest and I bet even his children and the wizarding world will agree with me.

Harry spend his whole live battleing Voldemort, his relatives, Snape, bullys,...
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First of this is my opinion and I really do not care if 你 agree with it 或者 not.

Snape's worst memory: "This will liven 你 up, Padfoot," 说 James quietly. "Look who it is..."
"Excellent," he 说 softly. "Snivellus."
Harry turned to see what Sirius was looking at.
Snape was on his feet again, and was stowing the O.W.L. paper in his bag. As he emerged from the shadows of the bushes and set off across the grass, Sirius and James stood up. Lupin and Wormtail remained sitting: Lupin was still staring down at his book, though his eyes were not moving and a faint frown line had appeared between...
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posted by dragonsmemory
All three of the following stories are entirely true. All three happened in the summer on a very hot day. All three happened in my family. Coincidence? Maybe. Read on and FIND out!

Some years 以前 now, I was camping with my family. My grandparents have a huge 40-foot motorhome. On the motorhome, the awning retracts automatically in high wind. Now, this 日 I'm talking about was boiling hot, like 90 或者 above. The air conditioning on the motorhome was running. There was a big puddle of water just sitting in the awning. If you're laughing now, 你 can already see where this is going.
Well, my mom...
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((What happens when the four Harry Potters meet? Nothing good. Book Harry is post-DH, and Movie Harry is OOTP. Movie Harry belongs to Warner Bros. Book Harry belongs to J.K. Rowling. Musical Harry belongs to Starkid. Puppet Harry belongs to his creator. Used without permission.))



Harry Potter was not in the greatest of moods. True, he DID defeat Voldemort (again), but it was turning out to be a not-so-satisfying victory. His scar, which was 拍击, smack, 味道 in the middle of his forehead, had started twinging again. That in itself wasn't a good sign.
Of course, a scar twinge could mean any number of things....
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posted by MoonshoesPerry
someday
we will be the faces in the textbooks dog-eared and torn we will be immortal until the 日 we are discarded and replaced with new editions 或者 perhaps the 下一个 technology once 阅读 becomes obsolete and society falls into virtual illiteracy

with luck we will be remembered still projected onto some cutting edge device that will let them see us in a million dimensions 或者 hear our voices saying things we never 说 until the students are lulled to sleep 由 the languid lectures and their heads slump onto the desks that once held the tattered textbooks

someday