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There are things that Severus Snape never be pronounced in the mouth.

1. Harry are 你 okay? You're not dreaming bad lately? But once 你 let me know if there is trouble!

2. Minerva, I have long wanted to say that I like your * cat * body.

3. All right, Miss Granger, 50 points for Gryffindor!

4. Uhh, Lucius, 你 always shine in your hair. What shampoo do 你 use?

5. Draco, ask for forgiveness from Ron nicely!

6. Hagrid, come on, get drunk in the Three Broomsticks!

7.I decided I will be a priest, and build an Potter altar.

8. Oh, Harry, 你 flew so well before, 你 really deserve the Quidditch Cup!

9.Albus, I have no time for tea! Assembly will be, and I can not find my new 粉, 粉色 robe.

10.Where is my rubber duck? I want my rubber duck!!!!
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Little Johnny boy didn't know about it till it happen. He was curious but didn't take warnings seriously. His parents couldn't handle the loss of their only son. Do 你 want to know what happened? Here it goes.

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Johnny boy was an 17 year-old boy who dressed in black and known for his charm and outstanding, mind-blowning magic tricks. He had lived a good life and had good grades in school. Johnny had a girlfriend, Caitie, who was pregant with his kid. One day, Johnny heard about a rumor around school. They say that if 你 go...
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I went to climb stairs to nowhere and to the bedroom to sleep atop trolls who likes to eat purple toes. Sometimes they joke about primates because aliens. And they flew to far Jupiter afraid. Hermione knew that being clever was her best quality. Bellatrix however, killed Sirius and also kicked her own mother of her house while doing very poorly with schoolwork. Potions homework made her sick of the whole thing. Even watching cowboys dance didn't improve her moves at Hogwarts which she pranked Snape for being mean to Harry and planning on killing Wormtail who loved Snape and wanted to slap Kreacher. Many wizards try make 小猫 good fighting because they eat 比萨, 比萨饼 that's rotten. Yesterday Lucius choked Sirius because there was no air-conditioning. Potions for Snap and Slughorn then Minerva transfigurated into the horse.

The End.
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posted by Bluekait
嘿 guys! Sorry if I haven't keeping 你 guys updating. So much is going on right now.

I actually started another fanfic but it is based on one of my 最喜爱的 80's movies. I 发布 the first chapter here but all 7 is on my self-club. It's called New Girl In Town. I am also working on continuing Jaitlyn.

Secondly, I am working at Legends of the Fog. Today is the final day. It is awesome because all the staff, including actors, are volunteers. I learnt so much 由 doing this. I'll post a link to the website on here if 你 don't know about LotF. I am in the graveyard, which is in the Haunted Hayride.

Sorry again for not keeping 你 updated!