Before I begin, this is not mine. I got it from a magazine called Wacky But True

Do 你 think a 蜗牛 can laugh? No? Surely its antennae sway about when its laughing; 或者 does its tail twitch. Have 你 noticed?
Try these on a 蜗牛 in your garden.

What did the 蜗牛 say when he jumped on the turtle's back?
"Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
Shake of the head there? Maybe its not into exciting rides.

Where do 你 find giant snails?
At the end of giant's fingers!
Nothing?

Why is the 蜗牛 the strongest animal?
Because he carries a house on his back!
That's an old one so he must have heard it before?...