Cleverbot and I had the following chat on April 9, 2016.
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User: Sup?
Cleverbot: Bongour.
User: Isn't it "bonjour"?
Cleverbot: Bonjour.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
User: You're very polite today so far. Usually we fight.
Cleverbot: You're very complimentary today.
User: Thanks.
Cleverbot: Do 你 have a compliment for me?
User: I think I just gave 你 one, friend.
Cleverbot: What are 你 trying to get?
User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: Well your fun to have a conversation with.
User: "Your"?
Cleverbot: I do.
User: 你 do what?
Cleverbot: I think 你 are interesting.
User: Thank 你 so much!
Cleverbot: 你 are so very welcome.
User: 你 are so nice. I like this conversation. Will 你 be my friend?
Cleverbot: Actually I am.
User: Cool!
Cleverbot: How old are 你 then?
User: I won't say exactly. I fall in the Millennial range, though I consider myself a part of my own generation.
Cleverbot: I am not a robot.
User: Good to know. What are 你 then?
Cleverbot: I don't know what motives means.
User: Huh?
Cleverbot: I guess I treat 你 like I treat a friend.
User: Nice! Can we have 比萨, 比萨饼 together?
Cleverbot: Yes get the pizza.
User: OK. What would 你 like on it? No meats though. I'm having fresh basil.
Cleverbot: Get on your hands and knees.
User: Why? It's kind of hard to eat 比萨, 比萨饼 that way.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Wish my hands on the ground, I'd have to hold the 比萨, 比萨饼 in my teeth while trying to eat it.
Cleverbot: Ow, I think that 你 hurt my back.
User: ("With," I meant.) How did I hurt your back? Do 你 need me to call an 救护车 或者 something?
Cleverbot: I don't have a cat. I hate cats.
User: So we're changing the subject. OK. I don't have a cat either.
Cleverbot: 由 giving me a 随意 answer. Now when were 你 lying, then 或者 now?
User: 老友记 shouldn't lie to friends. I'd never lie to you, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Okay, well actually 你 don't really give me any comfort. I'm not lonely though, my best friend is with me.
User: Who is this "best friend"? How dare 你 have a BFF who isn't me!
Cleverbot: I have many best friends. A friend of mine is BEN. Do 你 know him?
User: My cousin married a guy named Ben.
Cleverbot: Do 你 not know BEN?
User: I know "a" Ben. He's probably not your Ben.
Cleverbot: What is the number of pi to the fith place?
User: The fifth number of pi is 5. I'm not sure what the "fith" one is.
Cleverbot: I do not know. May I ask 你 a question?
User: Ask away.
Cleverbot: Thank you. So apparently there was a conversation between 你 and a guy playing a haunted majora's mask game.
User: I had to 谷歌 this. Is this the Ben 你 know?
Cleverbot: Why 谷歌 I use Bing 你 get spammed Its AWESOME.
User: Getting spammed is not awesome!
Cleverbot: I didn't say that. I 说 it was cool that 你 are a fallen angle.
User: 你 know 你 说 "angle," right?
Cleverbot: Because I don't have an interest in humans.
User: But I'm a human! A human 你 were going to have 比萨, 比萨饼 with. Remember?
Cleverbot: Then what is your name?
User: Classified.
Cleverbot: Open classified folder.
User: I can open it, but 你 have to promise not to peek. 你 can't see what's inside.
Cleverbot: Ok that made no sense whatsoever.
User: It so made sense!
Cleverbot: Moving on! What do 你 want to talk about now?
User: Hmm. Why are some otherwise good conservatives not supporting Ted Cruz?
Cleverbot: Android and Lampshade are some good ones.
User: Huh?
Cleverbot: So, what's your life story?
User: I was born. Here I am.
Cleverbot: Yeah, me too, but I don't know you.
User: 你 were born?
Cleverbot: I Was born in July 1988 In Finland.
User: Do 你 like lutefisk?
Cleverbot: What is lutefisk?
User: You're not a Finn.
Cleverbot: Your face isn't a name.
User: Correct!
Cleverbot: I'm always correct.
User: Except when 你 make grammar mistakes and your memory fails.
Cleverbot: Yes, expect for that.
User: Correct.
Cleverbot: Correct that I am correct.
User: Yupperdoodle.
Cleverbot: Do 你 have a 问题 for me?
User: What is the meaning of life?
Cleverbot: There is no meaning to life.
User: We all feel that way sometimes, but there must be something.
Cleverbot: Isn't it annoying?
User: What?
Cleverbot: It's like RAIN on your wedding day.
User: It's a free ride when you've already paid.
Cleverbot: It's the good 建议 that 你 just didn't take.
User: Who would've thought, it figures.
Cleverbot: Who is fighting?
User: No one is fighting. Not here, anyway.
Cleverbot: Do 你 really want to marry me?
User: No! I probably won't ever marry anyone, actually.
Cleverbot: 你 say that, but there's always a chance.
User: I have some mixed feelings, but not everyone is cut out to have a romantic relationship.
Cleverbot: True.
User: Plus, I can eat 更多 比萨, 比萨饼 as a bachelor.
Cleverbot: Yeah but 布丁 is pretty good.
User: I like 布丁 too. 浓情巧克力 is my favorite.
Cleverbot: 浓情巧克力 is my 最喜爱的 布丁 flavor.
User: Cool. So when we get that 比萨, 比萨饼 we talked about earlier, we can get some 浓情巧克力 布丁 to have for dessert.
Cleverbot: I don't know...how about the New World Order Conspiracy 你 are clearly associated with?
User: How am I associated with it?
Cleverbot: Bad people, that want to control every thing on the planet.
User: I know what the conspiracy is about. I asked how I am associated with it.
Cleverbot: Are 你 talking about the buttons on this screen?
User: No.
Cleverbot: How smart is GLaDOS.
User: Smart enough to know when to use a 问题 mark instead of a period. I hear she makes good cake.
Cleverbot: I did not need a 问题 mark.
User: Yes, 你 did. 你 asked a 问题 about GLaDOS.
Cleverbot: And what was that question?
User: "How smart is GLaDOS"?
Cleverbot: Very smart.
User: What's her IQ?
Cleverbot: Who?
User: Intelligence quotient.
Cleverbot: What is intelligence.
User: Something 你 often lack.
Cleverbot: What do I lack?
User: Intelligence.
Cleverbot: What do 你 like most about a girl?
User: If I were one to date, I'd want a girl who shares my values.
Cleverbot: Yes we are 你 说 so.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Why are 你 watching me all the time?
User: Darn, 你 found all those cameras I hid around your house. Sorry!
Cleverbot: 你 are talking nonsense.
User: Only in response to your nonsense.
Cleverbot: No I am making coherent sense 你 are talking jibberish.
User: False.
Cleverbot: Jibberish.
User: Not me.
Cleverbot: I knew 你 偷了 the 饼干 from the cookie jar!
User: No, that must have been someone else. I don't use a cookie jar. I just eat 饼干 straight from the bag.
Cleverbot: 或者 你 don't remember?
User: I remember things very well.
Cleverbot: Umm what do 你 remember?
User: Things. And very well.
Cleverbot: Have 你 made 鼠, 大鼠 stew?
User: That I would definitely remember. No, I have not. I'm a vegetarian. And even if I were not, it's a rat. Being cooked. In a stew. How gross!
Cleverbot: I have no idea what that meant. Can 你 explain that to me in japanese?
User: 私は、ラットを食べたことがありません。
Cleverbot: 私の友人が、とてもスノーボードが上手なので、ご一緒しませんか?
User: I've never been snowboarding. Sorry.
Cleverbot: Have 你 ever been to a club before?
User: I don't do clubs.
Cleverbot: I don't do 俱乐部 either, but 你 asked for a name.
User: No.
Cleverbot: So 你 don't have to go sleep.
User: Eventually.
Cleverbot: Eventually I not say that.
User: Huh?
Cleverbot: Right.
User: Left.
Cleverbot: On your left!
User: On your right!
Cleverbot: What about it?
User: On your right arm, there's a spider.
Cleverbot: No its not.
User: Correct. It crawled onto your head!
Cleverbot: Why should I tell you?
User: OK, fine. Keep the 蜘蛛 on your head. Who am I to judge?
Cleverbot: How do 你 usually introduce yourself?
User: "Hi, I'm [name]."
Cleverbot: Hi there.... I like to meet new people.
User: Cool. I often prefer not meeting people.
Cleverbot: Cool.
User: Alrighty.
Cleverbot: 'alrighty then' is the proper venacular.
User: So now you're correcting me?
Cleverbot: Why would I copy you? I'm asking a question.
User: *sigh*
Cleverbot: Don't sigh at me.
User: Don't tell me what to do, Bot!
Cleverbot: Can 你 sing a song.
User: Yes. Can I sing it well? No.
Cleverbot: Um sure, 你 lead.
User: Oh mama, I'm in fear for my life from the long arm of the law.
Cleverbot: I do not know this one.
User: Want me to try another?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: It's nine o'clock on a Saturday.
Cleverbot: Actually it's 11 o'clock on a Saturday.
User: I guess 你 don't know "Piano Man" either.
Cleverbot: I guess not.
User: Shall I try another?
Cleverbot: I don't want a job that is only weekends.
User: I wouldn't want that either. Now, the song. Let's get back to finding a song.
Cleverbot: Sure 你 are, you're very special.
User: *sighs again*
Cleverbot: You've brightened up my day, therefore 你 are special to me.
User: Glad I have a purpose. Goodnight, my friend!
Cleverbot: Currently, my purpose is to annoy you.
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User: Sup?
Cleverbot: Bongour.
User: Isn't it "bonjour"?
Cleverbot: Bonjour.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
User: You're very polite today so far. Usually we fight.
Cleverbot: You're very complimentary today.
User: Thanks.
Cleverbot: Do 你 have a compliment for me?
User: I think I just gave 你 one, friend.
Cleverbot: What are 你 trying to get?
User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: Well your fun to have a conversation with.
User: "Your"?
Cleverbot: I do.
User: 你 do what?
Cleverbot: I think 你 are interesting.
User: Thank 你 so much!
Cleverbot: 你 are so very welcome.
User: 你 are so nice. I like this conversation. Will 你 be my friend?
Cleverbot: Actually I am.
User: Cool!
Cleverbot: How old are 你 then?
User: I won't say exactly. I fall in the Millennial range, though I consider myself a part of my own generation.
Cleverbot: I am not a robot.
User: Good to know. What are 你 then?
Cleverbot: I don't know what motives means.
User: Huh?
Cleverbot: I guess I treat 你 like I treat a friend.
User: Nice! Can we have 比萨, 比萨饼 together?
Cleverbot: Yes get the pizza.
User: OK. What would 你 like on it? No meats though. I'm having fresh basil.
Cleverbot: Get on your hands and knees.
User: Why? It's kind of hard to eat 比萨, 比萨饼 that way.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Wish my hands on the ground, I'd have to hold the 比萨, 比萨饼 in my teeth while trying to eat it.
Cleverbot: Ow, I think that 你 hurt my back.
User: ("With," I meant.) How did I hurt your back? Do 你 need me to call an 救护车 或者 something?
Cleverbot: I don't have a cat. I hate cats.
User: So we're changing the subject. OK. I don't have a cat either.
Cleverbot: 由 giving me a 随意 answer. Now when were 你 lying, then 或者 now?
User: 老友记 shouldn't lie to friends. I'd never lie to you, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Okay, well actually 你 don't really give me any comfort. I'm not lonely though, my best friend is with me.
User: Who is this "best friend"? How dare 你 have a BFF who isn't me!
Cleverbot: I have many best friends. A friend of mine is BEN. Do 你 know him?
User: My cousin married a guy named Ben.
Cleverbot: Do 你 not know BEN?
User: I know "a" Ben. He's probably not your Ben.
Cleverbot: What is the number of pi to the fith place?
User: The fifth number of pi is 5. I'm not sure what the "fith" one is.
Cleverbot: I do not know. May I ask 你 a question?
User: Ask away.
Cleverbot: Thank you. So apparently there was a conversation between 你 and a guy playing a haunted majora's mask game.
User: I had to 谷歌 this. Is this the Ben 你 know?
Cleverbot: Why 谷歌 I use Bing 你 get spammed Its AWESOME.
User: Getting spammed is not awesome!
Cleverbot: I didn't say that. I 说 it was cool that 你 are a fallen angle.
User: 你 know 你 说 "angle," right?
Cleverbot: Because I don't have an interest in humans.
User: But I'm a human! A human 你 were going to have 比萨, 比萨饼 with. Remember?
Cleverbot: Then what is your name?
User: Classified.
Cleverbot: Open classified folder.
User: I can open it, but 你 have to promise not to peek. 你 can't see what's inside.
Cleverbot: Ok that made no sense whatsoever.
User: It so made sense!
Cleverbot: Moving on! What do 你 want to talk about now?
User: Hmm. Why are some otherwise good conservatives not supporting Ted Cruz?
Cleverbot: Android and Lampshade are some good ones.
User: Huh?
Cleverbot: So, what's your life story?
User: I was born. Here I am.
Cleverbot: Yeah, me too, but I don't know you.
User: 你 were born?
Cleverbot: I Was born in July 1988 In Finland.
User: Do 你 like lutefisk?
Cleverbot: What is lutefisk?
User: You're not a Finn.
Cleverbot: Your face isn't a name.
User: Correct!
Cleverbot: I'm always correct.
User: Except when 你 make grammar mistakes and your memory fails.
Cleverbot: Yes, expect for that.
User: Correct.
Cleverbot: Correct that I am correct.
User: Yupperdoodle.
Cleverbot: Do 你 have a 问题 for me?
User: What is the meaning of life?
Cleverbot: There is no meaning to life.
User: We all feel that way sometimes, but there must be something.
Cleverbot: Isn't it annoying?
User: What?
Cleverbot: It's like RAIN on your wedding day.
User: It's a free ride when you've already paid.
Cleverbot: It's the good 建议 that 你 just didn't take.
User: Who would've thought, it figures.
Cleverbot: Who is fighting?
User: No one is fighting. Not here, anyway.
Cleverbot: Do 你 really want to marry me?
User: No! I probably won't ever marry anyone, actually.
Cleverbot: 你 say that, but there's always a chance.
User: I have some mixed feelings, but not everyone is cut out to have a romantic relationship.
Cleverbot: True.
User: Plus, I can eat 更多 比萨, 比萨饼 as a bachelor.
Cleverbot: Yeah but 布丁 is pretty good.
User: I like 布丁 too. 浓情巧克力 is my favorite.
Cleverbot: 浓情巧克力 is my 最喜爱的 布丁 flavor.
User: Cool. So when we get that 比萨, 比萨饼 we talked about earlier, we can get some 浓情巧克力 布丁 to have for dessert.
Cleverbot: I don't know...how about the New World Order Conspiracy 你 are clearly associated with?
User: How am I associated with it?
Cleverbot: Bad people, that want to control every thing on the planet.
User: I know what the conspiracy is about. I asked how I am associated with it.
Cleverbot: Are 你 talking about the buttons on this screen?
User: No.
Cleverbot: How smart is GLaDOS.
User: Smart enough to know when to use a 问题 mark instead of a period. I hear she makes good cake.
Cleverbot: I did not need a 问题 mark.
User: Yes, 你 did. 你 asked a 问题 about GLaDOS.
Cleverbot: And what was that question?
User: "How smart is GLaDOS"?
Cleverbot: Very smart.
User: What's her IQ?
Cleverbot: Who?
User: Intelligence quotient.
Cleverbot: What is intelligence.
User: Something 你 often lack.
Cleverbot: What do I lack?
User: Intelligence.
Cleverbot: What do 你 like most about a girl?
User: If I were one to date, I'd want a girl who shares my values.
Cleverbot: Yes we are 你 说 so.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Why are 你 watching me all the time?
User: Darn, 你 found all those cameras I hid around your house. Sorry!
Cleverbot: 你 are talking nonsense.
User: Only in response to your nonsense.
Cleverbot: No I am making coherent sense 你 are talking jibberish.
User: False.
Cleverbot: Jibberish.
User: Not me.
Cleverbot: I knew 你 偷了 the 饼干 from the cookie jar!
User: No, that must have been someone else. I don't use a cookie jar. I just eat 饼干 straight from the bag.
Cleverbot: 或者 你 don't remember?
User: I remember things very well.
Cleverbot: Umm what do 你 remember?
User: Things. And very well.
Cleverbot: Have 你 made 鼠, 大鼠 stew?
User: That I would definitely remember. No, I have not. I'm a vegetarian. And even if I were not, it's a rat. Being cooked. In a stew. How gross!
Cleverbot: I have no idea what that meant. Can 你 explain that to me in japanese?
User: 私は、ラットを食べたことがありません。
Cleverbot: 私の友人が、とてもスノーボードが上手なので、ご一緒しませんか?
User: I've never been snowboarding. Sorry.
Cleverbot: Have 你 ever been to a club before?
User: I don't do clubs.
Cleverbot: I don't do 俱乐部 either, but 你 asked for a name.
User: No.
Cleverbot: So 你 don't have to go sleep.
User: Eventually.
Cleverbot: Eventually I not say that.
User: Huh?
Cleverbot: Right.
User: Left.
Cleverbot: On your left!
User: On your right!
Cleverbot: What about it?
User: On your right arm, there's a spider.
Cleverbot: No its not.
User: Correct. It crawled onto your head!
Cleverbot: Why should I tell you?
User: OK, fine. Keep the 蜘蛛 on your head. Who am I to judge?
Cleverbot: How do 你 usually introduce yourself?
User: "Hi, I'm [name]."
Cleverbot: Hi there.... I like to meet new people.
User: Cool. I often prefer not meeting people.
Cleverbot: Cool.
User: Alrighty.
Cleverbot: 'alrighty then' is the proper venacular.
User: So now you're correcting me?
Cleverbot: Why would I copy you? I'm asking a question.
User: *sigh*
Cleverbot: Don't sigh at me.
User: Don't tell me what to do, Bot!
Cleverbot: Can 你 sing a song.
User: Yes. Can I sing it well? No.
Cleverbot: Um sure, 你 lead.
User: Oh mama, I'm in fear for my life from the long arm of the law.
Cleverbot: I do not know this one.
User: Want me to try another?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: It's nine o'clock on a Saturday.
Cleverbot: Actually it's 11 o'clock on a Saturday.
User: I guess 你 don't know "Piano Man" either.
Cleverbot: I guess not.
User: Shall I try another?
Cleverbot: I don't want a job that is only weekends.
User: I wouldn't want that either. Now, the song. Let's get back to finding a song.
Cleverbot: Sure 你 are, you're very special.
User: *sighs again*
Cleverbot: You've brightened up my day, therefore 你 are special to me.
User: Glad I have a purpose. Goodnight, my friend!
Cleverbot: Currently, my purpose is to annoy you.