[Soulja Boy Tell Em Verse]

Man it's ridiculous, I got 你 so delirious
Kiss 你 through the phone, while I lick 你 just like liquirish
I'm hold back in 96, and 你 can be my Shasha Fierce
Baby 你 so sexy, I 爱情 the way them jeans fit
Put 你 on my team list, Call 你 miss bezzy.
I'm Soulja Boy Tell Em, I can make yo life so easy
And if 你 don't believe me, please don't tease me
Delirious for my love, better yet I got 你 phenen
LET DO IT!

[Verse 1: Taylah P]
Hey over there what's your name
Are 你 for real
Is this a game
You start to smile
And I do the same
I look away but 你 remain
Your eyes starin back...

Ever wanted to be a link like the link Emmy Rossum? Then here are some tips for you!

1. Throw whatever training 你 have out the window (though being in a children's choir for five years doesn't count as "training", but whatever helps Emmy Rossum's 粉丝 sleep at night). Emmy's too good to take voice lessons, and so are you, dammit!

2. Make sure your jaw is really tense ALL the time. Emmy's jaw is always tense. I'll let 你 imagine why.

3. Sing through your nose. Trust me, everyone loves a nasal tone.

4. Find unique, bizarre ways to pronounce your vowels. You're too good for proper diction.

5. You...