怪物史莱克 the Third

Okey so I first saw 怪物史莱克 back in 2001, which is all about a green ogre who lives in a swamp and he befriends this talking donkey named well Donkey. Of course the two of them go on an adventure to rescue a princess who is AN OGRE I MAY ADD ,as she was under a spell to become an ogre whenever the sun goes down. Personally I like all of the 怪物史莱克 电影院 but the 3rd one was funnier and the 2nd one why 你 may ask because of Puss in Boots voiced 由 Antonio Bandreas.


Featuring an all 星, 星级 cast from funnymen Mike Myers and Eddie Murphy, Cameron Diaz, Rupert Evertt (that man makes me laugh as the...

I was only 9 years old.
I loved 怪物史莱克 so much, I had all the merchandise and movies.
I pray to 怪物史莱克 every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given.
"Shrek is love" I say; "Shrek is life".
My dad hears me and calls me a faggot.
I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Shrek.
I called him a cunt.
He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep.
I'm crying now, and my face hurts.
I lay in 床, 床上 and it's really cold.
Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me.
It's Shrek.
I am so happy.
He whispers into my ear "This is my swamp."
He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me down onto my hands...