So most people have IG and twitters 或者 w.e. So this is what I see down my feed. People scamming people...parody after parody but they funny as shit....and girls talking about they 爱情 life. Not saying there's anything wrong but if 你 do that shit best believe 你 getting blocked. I mean 你 stay posting about yo bae and shiddd. But them grades look like shit and the struggle. Immm schleeepp!!!! I decided to do this cuz one its a snow 日 and I was out of school and plus I remixed what I see. This is true but girls be going on like this. But everything I'm saying is ghetto and sarcastic. So yup
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1. Bae turns me on when he talks to me with morning breath.

2. Bae turns me on when he tells me to bark like a dog.

3. Bae turns me on when he uses his momma phone to call me.

4. Bae turns me on when he farts in my face. Like oajakajwjoqkskajsjajdjdaoqkwbeonxpsbwiwaqoebid that's so sexy.

5. Bae turns me on when he uses child support for all of his 39,000,000 kids to buy me fake 屁股 Jay's (Fubu)

6. Bae turns me on when he has boogers in his nose.

7. Bae turns me on when he tells me he failed his test for the 100th time. My baby smart.

8. Bae turns me on when he tells me I'm the best side chick. Although there's like a trillion others.

9. Bae turns me on when he pulls up in his uncle baby mama best friend cousin god daddy niece son car.

10. Bae turns me on when he doesn't wash his face. That morning crust is sexy.

11. Bae turns me on when he is banging me but talking to his third baby momma on the phone.

12. Bae turns me on when he rejects me for 晚餐 and a movie but Bonshaquitalafondriajasminecashisannaabcdefghijklmnopisha tells me she saw him at the club with my momma sister daughter best friend cousin named Daylana.

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Like this what I see but this is ghetto and sarcastic shit tho so yeah. Have a nice 日 and if 你 anywhere and its snowing go 首页 and be safe. Make sure 你 have plenty of 食物 and drink.