Me: SHADZY!
Shadow: Hmph...
Me: Are 你 ready?
Shadow: As long as it's not as bad as Sonic said...
Me: Come on, it's not bad. Just a few boring questions, that's all.
Shadow: Fine... Let's get this over with.
Me: Ok! First question, Would 你 日期 a fangirl? And 你 better choose your answer wisely... I'm not the only fangirl that's gonna see this...
Shadow: Wait, this is going to be viewed 由 the public? Screw this! I'm outta here.
Me: Shadow! Pleeeeeeeeaaaaaase? It's just a few questions.... 你 don't wanna make me sad do you?
Shadow:...................
Me: .................... 你 also don't wanna make me mad right?
Shadow:Fine! What was the 问题 again?
Me: Would 你 日期 a fangirl?
Shadow: ...... Maybe.........
Me: You're not gonna give a straight answer, are you?
Shadow: Nope.
Me: Fine... I'll get the final answer out of 你 later.....
Shadow: Wait, what's that supposed to mean?
Me: Ok! 下一个 question! How close were 你 and Maria?
Shadow: Very close. I loved her like a sister and I still do. She was my best and only friend...
Me: Awww... I'm so sorry Shadow...
Shadow: I don't need sympathy...
Me: 你 seem like you're in a bad mood...
Shadow: Because I don't want to do this.
Me: 下一个 question! 枪 或者 swords, which do 你 like more?
Shadow: Guns. 下一个 question.
Me: You're startin' to get the hang of this! Ok, if 你 went on a 日期 with a girl, where would 你 take her?
Shadow: I don't know. I'd let her choose so I don't screw up I guess.
Me: Very sweet. Do 你 like any girls now?
Shadow: Wait, are all these 问题 gonna be about dating and love?
Me: Just answer the damn question!
Shadow: No I don't like any girls right now...
Me:................ Do 你 like any boys?
Shadow: WHAT THE FUCK?! HELL NO!
Me: Just making sure... So, here's a simple 问题 I asked Sonic. What's your 最喜爱的 song from one of the games?
Shadow: "I Am All of Me", "All Hail Shadow", "Chosen One", really almost any song that relates to me.
Me: Ok. Now, what's your 最喜爱的 game in the series?
Shadow: Umm... either Sonic Adventure 2 Battle 或者 Shadow the Hedgehog.
Me:......... 你 praise yourself too much...
Shadow: I don't praise myself too much! I'm allowed to like my own game, aren't I?
Me: Yes yes yes... Moving on..... How do 你 feel about fanart of you?
Shadow: Let people draw what they want... Unless it's something that would piss me off...
Me: SHADOW! Watch the language damn it! There could be child viewers!
Shadow: *smiles evily* Fuck, shit, damn it, bastard, bitch... Shall I continue?
Me: ............... You're a real 屁股 sometimes....... ya know that?
Shadow: Well 你 can be a 婊子, 子 at times..... like right now...
Me: WHAT DID 你 CALL ME!? That's it! Interview's over! Shadow, YOU'RE DEAD!
Shadow: *smiles evily and runs* Later, Amethyst!
Me: grrrr......... Well that's the end of the interview! Hope ya enjoyed it!
Me: There's one little thing left before 你 go...
Shadow: We wanted to say sorry for the bad language...
Me: And 由 "we" 你 mean mainly "you", Shadow...
Shadow: .......... Right... So sorry for the language and we hope 你 enjoyed this little chat.
Me: Now I'm gonna get a few 更多 答案 from Shadow... Bye bye!
Shadow: Wait, what?
Shadow: Hmph...
Me: Are 你 ready?
Shadow: As long as it's not as bad as Sonic said...
Me: Come on, it's not bad. Just a few boring questions, that's all.
Shadow: Fine... Let's get this over with.
Me: Ok! First question, Would 你 日期 a fangirl? And 你 better choose your answer wisely... I'm not the only fangirl that's gonna see this...
Shadow: Wait, this is going to be viewed 由 the public? Screw this! I'm outta here.
Me: Shadow! Pleeeeeeeeaaaaaase? It's just a few questions.... 你 don't wanna make me sad do you?
Shadow:...................
Me: .................... 你 also don't wanna make me mad right?
Shadow:Fine! What was the 问题 again?
Me: Would 你 日期 a fangirl?
Shadow: ...... Maybe.........
Me: You're not gonna give a straight answer, are you?
Shadow: Nope.
Me: Fine... I'll get the final answer out of 你 later.....
Shadow: Wait, what's that supposed to mean?
Me: Ok! 下一个 question! How close were 你 and Maria?
Shadow: Very close. I loved her like a sister and I still do. She was my best and only friend...
Me: Awww... I'm so sorry Shadow...
Shadow: I don't need sympathy...
Me: 你 seem like you're in a bad mood...
Shadow: Because I don't want to do this.
Me: 下一个 question! 枪 或者 swords, which do 你 like more?
Shadow: Guns. 下一个 question.
Me: You're startin' to get the hang of this! Ok, if 你 went on a 日期 with a girl, where would 你 take her?
Shadow: I don't know. I'd let her choose so I don't screw up I guess.
Me: Very sweet. Do 你 like any girls now?
Shadow: Wait, are all these 问题 gonna be about dating and love?
Me: Just answer the damn question!
Shadow: No I don't like any girls right now...
Me:................ Do 你 like any boys?
Shadow: WHAT THE FUCK?! HELL NO!
Me: Just making sure... So, here's a simple 问题 I asked Sonic. What's your 最喜爱的 song from one of the games?
Shadow: "I Am All of Me", "All Hail Shadow", "Chosen One", really almost any song that relates to me.
Me: Ok. Now, what's your 最喜爱的 game in the series?
Shadow: Umm... either Sonic Adventure 2 Battle 或者 Shadow the Hedgehog.
Me:......... 你 praise yourself too much...
Shadow: I don't praise myself too much! I'm allowed to like my own game, aren't I?
Me: Yes yes yes... Moving on..... How do 你 feel about fanart of you?
Shadow: Let people draw what they want... Unless it's something that would piss me off...
Me: SHADOW! Watch the language damn it! There could be child viewers!
Shadow: *smiles evily* Fuck, shit, damn it, bastard, bitch... Shall I continue?
Me: ............... You're a real 屁股 sometimes....... ya know that?
Shadow: Well 你 can be a 婊子, 子 at times..... like right now...
Me: WHAT DID 你 CALL ME!? That's it! Interview's over! Shadow, YOU'RE DEAD!
Shadow: *smiles evily and runs* Later, Amethyst!
Me: grrrr......... Well that's the end of the interview! Hope ya enjoyed it!
Me: There's one little thing left before 你 go...
Shadow: We wanted to say sorry for the bad language...
Me: And 由 "we" 你 mean mainly "you", Shadow...
Shadow: .......... Right... So sorry for the language and we hope 你 enjoyed this little chat.
Me: Now I'm gonna get a few 更多 答案 from Shadow... Bye bye!
Shadow: Wait, what?
