暗影刺猬 Article: The Problem With Shadow Fangirls.

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posted by SkyHedgehog

Shadow isn't real. And even if he was, i'm sure he would be hiding from 你 weirdos that are freaking obsessed with him and want to rape him. e_e

God that was one fail of a first paragraph...but onto my rant!

*takes a deep breath*

你 fangirls are fucking crazy. CRAZY. I know how that is, too. I used to be fucking crazy. Fuck. XD First off, Shadow the Hedgehog is an anthropomorphic hedgehog created 由 SEGA, the owners of the Sonic franchise. They unleashed a monster. A MONSTER. I think we'd all be better off with just Sonic, Tails, Knuckles and Eggman. And Amy, if you're a little adventurous. 或者 insane, 你 choose.

Think of how chaotic it would be with Shadow running around with 你 crazy 屁股 people fighting over him. The world would explode within the first few 分钟 of his existence.

Let me simplify it for you: Shadow + real = Wtf BOOM! D8<

And as for the haters, don't feed the fangirls. At least not the crazy ones. Don't post on the Shadow the Hedgehog spot's 墙 sayin' he's all gay and shit. That just causes a war and people lose interest. Spill out your hate on some Anti-Shadow thing 或者 something. -3-

... *runs*

tucafofis and ujnhsdfblue like this

xwolf19 Very true! But I am insane. I'm not a fangirl though. Hehehe shadow plus fangirls plus wold equals KABOOM!

Akiko_the_Cagon well, I agree on your philosophy. I'm not that crazy of a fangirl, i think Shadow's cute n all, but I know hes not real. thanks for the clarification, Sky.

stacycam i am a girl but i dont obbsess over him or so cause ima tomboy and also hese my fave character no love interest at all.(blehXP)

Shadowfancrazy I AM CRAZY. AND I LOVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVE SHADOW. LOL. GOOD NOTE. But I can't get over him. Even if he isn't real. I JUST LOVE HIM

snootygirl50701 I'm not crazy for Shadow,but he is cool.I just don't think of me wanting to rape a cartoon character!I can draw them like if I was the creater of them,but I'm not CRAZED for shadow.All of these shadowgirlfans who luvvvvv shadow that way need to clean their shitting brains!What perves to say they want to rape a hedgehog thats not even real!WTF!!!Poor guys!Now their calling Shadow gay,but they don't mean it.They are sick of all of the crazy perverted fan girls.Have no mercy!

Aiminrose this is weird

xNEEDLESx Shadow fans ship Sonadow has realized g

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shadow the hedgehog dancing to michael jackson

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No 青黑（sonadow） for Shadow >:3

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sexy shadow

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SHADOW IS SOOOO SEXY X3

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alone......

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Shadow the Werehog transformation Part 4

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Shadow's Sexy Back Video 音乐

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Shadow the Hedgehog is bringing "sexy" back!

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Shadoodle

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暗影刺猬

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.:Que Epic Music:.

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Shadow and Maria

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shadow 3d model

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Shadow wants 你 to go into the closet for whatever reason... >;)

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shadow is epic

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roue without her makeup

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ShadAmy story: Sonic's Too Slow (chapter 1)

posted by shadowgirl1

The blue hedgehog kept running. Running from that... That monster. He stoped, out of breath. He saw something. Eyes. HIS eyes, but red. Suddenly, the monsters voice rang out, and her arms were around him.
"Sonic! Oh, I'm so glad I found you!"
He tried to break free, but the little 粉, 粉色 hedgehog was stronger than she looked.
"Amy, your... your HURTING me!"
" Oops, sorry Sonic... I just 爱情 you!" Amy said, letting go.
"Um, Amy, I don't, um, like 你 like that. We're friends, but..."
" Sonic?"
"I've got to go Amy." He ran, leaving her in the rain. She stared to cry.
Suddenly, the rain was gone. She...

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shadow the hedgehog real story p1 chapter one the kidnapping

posted by natedawg12

"shadow....shadow....shadow!""huh?" shadow suddenly woke up. "what is it mom?"you'll be late for your 秒年 of high school" "wait i thought it was Sunday" "now its Monday now get up i need to talk you" hummm about what? " about your fath-" forget my father hes a bastard he walked out when i was four how can i trust him?!""just.. hes picking 你 up after school so be prepared""FINE" now get dressed" shadow did as he was told and wash his face and brush his teeth.as he walked to school he felt like someone was watching him so he turned around and saw a black van. at first he thought it...

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Shadow (rumplestiltskin referrence)

posted by ChaosGirl5

Once there was a poor millar and his beautiful daughter Meiko. He was so desperate for money that he boasted that Meiko could spin straw into gold. However King Kaito overheard this and took Meiko to his castle. She was then taken to a room with heaps of straw, a spinning wheel and a spindle. "You are to turn all this straw into 金牌由 morning 或者 your head shall roll." Once he had left she sat down and weeped. "How am i to spin straw into 金牌 if i don't know how?" She thought about her sword, but then realized the guards took it earlier that 日 to prevent escaping. Then suddenly a little...

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Shadow and Sonic meet Scarlet the hedgehog Part 1

posted by jessig

Eggman's lair: Eggman: Destroy them both. i don't care wat u do just finish them. this is ur job til i finish it. do u understand?
?: Yes master.
eggman: gd. now go!
eggman's new secret weapon went out in 搜索 for her targets.
meanwhile...
sonic: 嘿 shadow. wat up?
shadow: my life being boring and the same everyday and i wish i could beat the crap out of u rite now.
sonic: just askin.
shadow: sry. i'm havin the worst 日 of my life today.
sonic: how come?
shadow: rouge is being an ass. spreadin all this crap around that i'm not shadow. i told her it was the freakin prototype but nooooo. she just has...