This is the MOST confused sign on the planet. This sign is pretty realistic: No Frills. They 爱情 to **** in showers not because it's kinky...but because of hygenic reasons...they are big into sanitary issues. Every Virgo I have ever met has issues...always going back to hygiene. They have to arrange time in their busy scheduals to have sex...But when a reservation is made...You had better be there on time, if not a little early. With flowers. And Clean.
Virgos want to make their partner happy. That's it. USUALLY. 你 will always get a freaky Virgo, but not often. Even so, they will TRY to get 你 to *** . And if they can't make 你 *** , they will buy someone 或者 something that will.
Yes 你 read that right.
The sign of the virgin believes in prostitution.
Missionary is their big thing. I wish I could give Virgos 更多 kink...but, that's about it. Except maybe try spanking them sometime and see what will happen. They LIVE to masturbate...whether its 你 rubbing them, them rubbing you...them rubbing against your 狐狸 毛皮 coat...whatever! Some Virgos WANT to be punished. They will do naughty things to be caught so they can be punished. They are perfect for Aries who want to punish SOMEBODY. Anybody! Pretend rape scenes also turn on Virgos. As long as they know they are secretly safe. If 你 have ever seen the Carnival Rape scene in 'Henry & June' this is a Virgo wet dream. Also all Virgos like to see 骆驼 Toes...what's up with that? Sherlock Holmes was probably a Virgo...or a repressed Gemini.
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Virgos want to make their partner happy. That's it. USUALLY. 你 will always get a freaky Virgo, but not often. Even so, they will TRY to get 你 to *** . And if they can't make 你 *** , they will buy someone 或者 something that will.
Yes 你 read that right.
The sign of the virgin believes in prostitution.
Missionary is their big thing. I wish I could give Virgos 更多 kink...but, that's about it. Except maybe try spanking them sometime and see what will happen. They LIVE to masturbate...whether its 你 rubbing them, them rubbing you...them rubbing against your 狐狸 毛皮 coat...whatever! Some Virgos WANT to be punished. They will do naughty things to be caught so they can be punished. They are perfect for Aries who want to punish SOMEBODY. Anybody! Pretend rape scenes also turn on Virgos. As long as they know they are secretly safe. If 你 have ever seen the Carnival Rape scene in 'Henry & June' this is a Virgo wet dream. Also all Virgos like to see 骆驼 Toes...what's up with that? Sherlock Holmes was probably a Virgo...or a repressed Gemini.
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I know your 爱情 is true It's not just sex for 你 It's the first time that I felt this way in a long time And it's something I could get used to It's love, it's love, it's true When I'm making 爱情 to 你 It's not just teenage lust 或者 trying something new it's love, But we're too young to follow through Her 心 is made of 金牌 These past two years I've grown so cold At the thought of trying out a different lover different lover Now I know, I could never 爱情 another It's love, it's love, it's true When I'm making 爱情 to 你 It's not just teenage lust 或者 trying something new it's love, But we're too young to follow through With all the plans we made Travel all the world And drink our cares away What a happy day, if only I could say That she would be my lover, from now until forever It's love, it's love, it's true When I'm making 爱情 to 你 It's not just teenage lust 或者 trying something new it's love, But we're too young to follow through