Dear Ms. JK Rowling,
1. How do 你 feel about Snape?
2. How do 你 feel about parodies including Snape?
3. How about when they call him “Snake?”
4. What does Alan Rickman think of these things?
5. Did 你 choose Alan Rickman because he has the exact same nose as Severus?
6. Is this letter annoying 你 already?
7. Does Snape’s hair remind 你 of a hard core rocker?
8. Does Bellatrix think his hair is “absolutely...
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