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I don't know if you've noticed, but a healthy percentage of the otherwise perfectly sane women in this country have gone into heat over Snape.

Snape, for those of 你 have been living under a toadstool and aren't familiar with him, is the baddie wizard in the Harry Potter series. He's the surly Potions Master, and his primary function is to look puckery and to simmer with barely-contained hatred everytime he sees Harry Potter.

Sexy Snape is played in the film 由 Alan Rickman. Since I live with a horny Alan Rickman fan, I'm already aware that AR has a devoted...
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Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2 (2011)
Professor Severus Snape: [to Dumbledore about Harry] You've kept him alive so that he can die at the proper moment.

Professor Severus Snape: [to the Hogwart's students] If anyone here knows any knowledge of Mr. Potter's movements this evening, I invite them to step forward... now.
Harry Potter: [Stepping out of the crowd] It seems despite your exhaustive defensive strategies, 你 still have a bit of a security problem, Headmaster.

Professor Severus Snape: For myself and a few select members of staff, this news comes as little surprise. We...
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posted by AbbieCoast
Dear Ms. JK Rowling,
1.    How do 你 feel about Snape?
2.    How do 你 feel about parodies including Snape?
3.    How about when they call him “Snake?”
4.    What does Alan Rickman think of these things?
5.    Did 你 choose Alan Rickman because he has the exact same nose as Severus?
6.    Is this letter annoying 你 already?
7.    Does Snape’s hair remind 你 of a hard core rocker?
8.    Does Bellatrix think his hair is “absolutely...
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Disclaimer: I do not own the Harry Potter series

1.

Befuddled and Thunderstruck


When an unfamiliar owl arrived at Hogwarts three weeks prior to the start of school, no one noticed.

When Headmaster Dumbledore read the message the unfamiliar owl had delivered, the place was in an uproar. The professors worried about the outcome. The professors tried to reason amongst themselves about this unexpected news. The professors successfully managed to keep this surprise a secret from one certain professor, whom they knew would be greatly affected 由 this information. The only other individual the professors...
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posted by BlackHound
This is not directed at anyone; if 你 take it that way, that's your choice. I'm dealing with some heavy shit right now, I 迷失 a loved one last week, and I just need to vent, and this is as good a place and topic as any.

Again, this isn't aimed at anyone. If you're sensitive, don't read it. If 你 do and get bent, well, 你 were warned.

Right.



I think Severus was smart enough to realize that Lily didn't 爱情 him, but they were friends, first and foremost, and he loved her. It's his 爱情 for her, regardless of how she felt about him, and his guilt over her death that drove him. How many of us...
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posted by KateKicksAss
Credit: nirdygrrl.tumblr.com

Hit on Lily (like a boss)

Get rejected (like a boss)

Get de-pants’d (like a boss)

Call her a mubblood (like a boss)

Deface James’s 台, 办公桌 (like a boss)

Practice Dark Arts (like a boss)

Follow Voldemort (like a boss)

Spare her life (like a boss)

Cry deeply (like a boss)

Switch sides (like a boss)

Protect Harry (like a boss)

Still be a douche bag (like a boss)

Mix potions (like a boss)

Turn to page 394 (like a boss)

Kill Dumbledore (like a boss)

Become Headmaster (like a boss)

Jump out the window (like a boss)

Attacked 由 a snake (like a boss)

Look at me (like a boss)

Now I’m dead (like a boss)

爱情 her always (like a boss)
posted by snapeislove
__snape's tale__

there was a dark castle
a prince it hides inside..
under his black cloak
a crying child you'll find

he's not bad
just mysterious,
never will trust,
he's all suspicious.

he's so sad
and so unspoken,
with too much love
his 心 was broken..

behind your eyes,
he'll cast a spell,
to know the truth
your memory will tell..

his 爱情 potion
he wont even use
accept it 或者 not,
his charm 你 cant refuse..

behind his stares
that nearly stabbed,
are those special looks
that i almost grabbed..

when lupin is a werewolf,
and he is a prince,
what would 你 prefer,
a bite 或者 his glimpse?

he seemed to hate harry
but no,...
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posted by Spottedpool
The man walked to the school. His black robes billowed behind him. Glancing at the lake, he notices the dark ginger hair against the moon-glistened water. Curious, he walks over to the shape.
When he gets close enough, he sees it is a woman. She doesn't turn around but says, "Hello, Severus." Severus, suprised, stares at her. When he finally regains his composure, he asks,"How did 你 know it was me, Lily?"
Lily laughs and points to the water. There, the shimmering reflections of her and Severus stare back at them. Finally, she turns to face him.
Severus is taken aback 由 her appearence. He...
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 So, Severus, brewing up to no good in the cosmetic/pharmaceutical industry ?
So, Severus, brewing up to no good in the cosmetic/pharmaceutical industry ?
Of course, nobody here ever doubts that Severus Snape is alive. But to what extent ? What does he do for a living ? Where ? How ? Well, these 问题 rose in my mind again no later than this morning.

Here were the circumstances : I was going out of the 超级市场, 超市 and opposite, there's a pharmacy. In one of the windows, in big, an ad for an age care product.

Usually, this type of product does not draw my attention at all. Yet this time, I had to look twice. Here was the text of the ad, spelt in big in the pharmacy window (in French, I translate later) :

Mysterieux
Divin Venin
Ssssséduisant !...
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posted by rakshasa
1)Discipline your mind!

2)How touchingly paternal, Black. Perhaps Potter will grow up to be a felon, just like his godfather!

3)Do I detect a flicker of fear? Ah, yes. The Dementor's Kiss. One can only imagine what that must be like to endure. It's 说 to be nearly unbearable to witness, but I'll do my best.

4)Which one of 你 can tell me the difference between an animagus and a werewolf?

5)How extraordinarily like your father 你 are Potter, he too was exceedingly arrogant, strutting about the castle.

6)For your information Potter, Asphodel and Wormwood make a sleeping potion so powerful it is...
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posted by Lady_Hamilton
 We know 你 deserved better.
We know you deserved better.
Yes this is where I rant about how stupid it was for him to have died the way he did and then some. Maybe when I look back I'll realize that perhaps I'm being overzealous, but 你 know what too bad. Rowling killed my 最喜爱的 character and she didn't do it the right way. I know its her book and her characters and her plot, but she can't pull that card when it comes to Snape.

I figured that he was going to die. Dreaded it, but I just figured that with a character like that he wouldn't have much to go for. After all he was the man who killed Dumbledore and even if he had survived the ordeal there...
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posted by Snapegirl15
"If 你 could have anything for your Birthday what would it be?" asked Severus his piercing gaze made the red-headed beauty blush. Her green eyes lowered. "Really Sev, I don't need anything-"
"Why not?"
"I-I just don't know...I have everything." She quickly recovered herself "If means that much to 你 then suprise me." She smiled.

It was earlier that 日 that Gryffindor and Slytherin had their first Quiddich match of the 年 and Gryffindor had won. Severus said, "James isnt the whole reason your house won...Our team was just...tired thats all."
"Sev please don't start with James his not worth...
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The 南瓜 果汁 was spilled all over Severus Snape's face, and some managed to dribble into his jet black hair (which in Lilly's opionion, wasn't greasy but 更多 silky). His clothes were too big, and hung over him, like drapery on a curtain rod. "Sev," Lilly Evans hissed across the table, "there's some 果汁 in your hair." He flushed a shade of scarlet, embarassed at the thought of how rediculous he must look. He grabbed a cloth napkin off the table, and seemingly scrubbed his face, as if rubbing it harder would make James Potter's laughter stop. Lilly caught Severus's hand. "You shouldn't...
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link and I saw something similar at the link, and we just had to get a 列表 together for Severus as well

1) Take Sirius to the vet to get him neutered.
2) Take Remus to the vet to get him neutered.
3) Hit Sirius with a newspaper on his nose and say “Bad dog!” just because 你 feel like it.
4) Introduce Dumbledore's leg to Sirius' new girlfriends as Sirius' ex.
5) Pretend to throw a frisby around Sirius...or Remus (it wastes a lot of their valuable time trying to retrieve a non existent object)
6) Stop with the conspiracy theories and telling everyone Cedric Diggory is “still walking around,...
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I just feel like 写作 this. The Severus character was amazing and it fascinates me.

Philosopher/Sorcerer's Stone:
When we first get to meet him, he just seems like a jerk. But he does it in such a classy, snarky way. And amidst all this malevolence to Harry, we later learn that he saves Harry's life during that Quidditch match when Quirrel 《家有仙妻》 the broomstick. And Alan Rickman ends up playing him. Thus, Severus is amazing :)

Chamber Of Secrets:
Although I never really thought that this book was too flashy about Severus, we continue to get a feel that there is something that this man is...
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posted by ProfSnape
1.    Call him Snap.
2.    Post Lily and James pictures, videos, picks, links, etc...
3.    Remind him it was always going to be James
4.    Ship Snape and James
5.    Ship Snape and Wormtail
6.    Ship Snape and Voldemort
7.    Ship him with male characters
8.    Poke him and say "bother" for a really long time.
9.    Call him Snivellus.
10.    Ask him how his latest plot to get the Defense Against the...
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posted by MoonNimbus15612
Professor Severus Snape (9 January, 1960 – 2 May, 1998) was a half-blood wizard who was the son of the witch Eileen Prince and Muggle, Tobias Snape. During his lifetime, Snape was the Potions master (1981–1996), Defence Against the Dark Arts professor (1996-1997), and Headmaster (1997-1998) of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry (which he attended as a student from 1971 until 1978). He was also member of the Order of the Phoenix, and played a very important role in both of the Wizarding Wars against Lord Voldemort.
Shortly before Lily Evans was killed 由 Lord Voldemort, Snape changed...
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When his eyes finally opened, it was dusk outside, and an abormal heavy presence was on his chest. His dark eyes shifted down, the darkness of the room making it hard to focus; but there, sleeping right over his 心 was Lily Evans. He swallowed, hoping that the pounding of his 心 wouldn't wake her. He cleared his throat, the area where the potion had slid down his asophagus felt raw, and irritated. Severus glanced around, he was the only one in the hospital this early in the year, and figured that he was the only one with such bad luck. His eyes closed, shutting the surrounding world out,...
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Throughout the entire Harry Potter series it is 说 that Severus Snape is loyal to Dumbledore, but is Severus truly loyal to him? And does Dumbledore deserve that loyalty.

    I know a number of Potter 粉丝 that will agree when I say that, even with all of his flaws, Severus Snape is a substantially loyal character. He remains loyal to Lily Evans-Potter, long after she dismisses him as a friend, and long after she has declared her 爱情 for another. He remains loyal to Albus Dumbledore despite the danger he willingly puts him through , seemingly without caring for the outcome....
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posted by snowflakerose
Veteran actor Alan Rickman has passed away of cancer at age 69. Besides portraying the roles of Hans Gruber in Die Hard and Severus Snape in the Harry Potter movies, he has been known for playing the negative roles in many films in the British film industry, including Galaxy Quest, Snow Cake, and Sweeney Todd. Born Alan Sidney Patrick Rickman in Hammersmith to Margaret Doreen Rose and Bernard Rickman, he first acted in 1978's version of the well-known Shakespearean play Romeo and Juliet at age 28 under the role of Tybalt. Known for his rich, smooth voice, he also voiced the Blue 毛虫, 毛毛虫 in 2010's Alice in Wonderland, based on Lewis Carroll's novel of the same name.
Rickman breathed his last on the 14th of January, 2016 in London.