It was a wonderful, and sunny 日 when a 小马 with a sniper 步枪 was looking at a mare swimming. The 小马 with the 步枪 was named Scorpio, and he was an assassin. The mare swimming was at the 最佳, 返回页首 of a huge building, and Scorpio was going to do whatever he could to kill this mare. Why? Because he's evil.

With one shot, the mare was killed. Blood came out of her body, and into the swimming pool looking like red paint being washed off a brush.

Half an 小时 later, a 小马 was walking. This 小马 was known as Harry Calahan, but most ponies refer to him as, Dirty Harry. He was good at his job, which...

When Johnny woke up, he found he was in a bed, inside a 安全 house. He was taken out of Mongolia, and was now in the town of Moren. Located north of Mongolia, in Russia.

Johnny: *Gets out of his bed, and finds his 1911 in it's holster* Why did they leave me with my weapon? *Walks into a room, and sees Bill with two other Koreans* Weren't 你 chasing me and Tolo in that blue Citroen?
Bill: I was, but Tolo is not on your side. He works for Discord.
Johnny: Care to tell me why 你 were in one of his buildings then?
Bill: Undercover. I was attempting to sabotage his plan to attack Poland.
Johnny: That's...

Note: Code Geass is an anime, that was done 由 the studio Sunrise. This story is for this website and Fanfiction.net.

Lelouch Lamperouge was the most 流行的 student at Ashford Academy, even though he didn't want to be. Lelouch did enjoy bragging about himself and he was flattered 由 the attention, but he was the type of person, who liked to remain mysterious and secretive. Sadly for him, he wasn't 给 an option. Lelouch's charming, laidback personality and his looks made him very popular. Nearly every girl, that attended Ashford Academy, thought he was attractive and the male students thought...

Note: Fairy Tail was created 由 Hiro Mashima and the 日本动漫 is done 由 the studios A-1 Pictures, Statelight, Bridge, and CloverWorks. This fanfic is for this website and Fanfiction.net.

Erza Scarlet was the leader of a team of heroes, who often fought the forces of evil, with their special powers and abilities. Erza was a part of the Fairy Tail Guild, a dedicated group of wizards, vigilantes, and other types of heroes. Erza was the strongest and bravest member of the team and was one of the most intimidating members, of the entire guild. Despite that, she was a heroic, caring person, who wanted...

Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. 你 can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 11: Where Have 你 Been?

David: *Walks into the dining room from the kitchen*
Kevin: *Walks in with Liam*
David: 嘿 你 two.
Kevin: Hi. *Sits down with Liam*
David: 你 guys were here yesterday, right?
Liam: Yes. Why?
David: I don't know why, but it feels like you...

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - 彩虹 Dash
Edward Richtofen from Call Of Duty: Black Ops - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland 显示 - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - 苹果白兰地

Now, let's begin with the intro

Intro
Theme song: link

Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
Rainbow Dash: I think I can....

The 日 after Celestia's funeral, Tirek arrived at the town's courthouse.

Court Pony: Good morning Tirek. I have the papers for you. *Hands Tirek several papers stapled together. The first page says how to rule Equestria nicely*
Tirek: Thank 你 sir. *Leaves the courthouse, while looking at the papers*

Song: link

Five months, and eight days later, it was new years day, 1969. Since Tirek has been the new prince of Pontiac, things did not go well. Unlike Celestia, Tirek was very mean. He made frequent visits to Pornstarville, and was disgusted with the population of mares. Slowly, stallions have...

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - 彩虹 Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's 超能英雄 - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland 显示 - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - 苹果白兰地

Now, let's begin at Applebloom's school. Cheerilee was about to teach everyone something that they probably already knew.

Cheerilee: Alright everypornstar. Today we're going to talk about the things on our legs that force us to have a talent. I'm talking about sexy marks.
Fillies: Oooh.
Diamond Tiara: *Bored* BORED, BORED,...

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - 彩虹 Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's 超能英雄 - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland 显示 - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - 苹果白兰地

Now, let's begin. Twilight was walking down the 街, 街道 with Spike while Pinkie Pie was wearing an umbrella on her head.

Twilight: Man, this sucks. First my car gets eaten 由 parasprites, and now 你 want me to buy 你 a shitload of fucking ice cream!
Spike: Twilight, why are 你 in a bad mood? 圣诞节 is coming soon....