Make Your Own Raïnbow Rangers Cast Meme 由 Smochdar On DevïantArt

Mrs. Davis felt peculiar as she took her morning bath.
“I feel like I’m being watched,” she 说 to herself.
And she was being watched…


…by Shirley Rat, the nosiest person in town.
“I see you’re using 紫丁香, 丁香 bubble bath,” 说 Shirley. “I personally prefer rose.”
Mrs. Davis pulled down the shade.

“I 爱情 to know what’s going on,” 说 Shirley. “I don’t get paid for it—it’s my hobby.”
And Shirley’s hobby kept her very busy.


Reading other people’s mail took half the morning.
“You learn such interesting things,” 说 Shirley.

Listening in on private telephone conversations,...

THE 城堡 GUARD WITH HIS TRIDENT



How many prongs do 你 see?
I see two on the bottom—but on the top, three

Solution: Cover the 最佳, 返回页首 of the trident and 你 see two prongs. Cover the bottom and the trident now has three prongs. 你 can draw this object, but 你 can’t construct it. (impossible-object illusion)


THE ROYAL MESSENGER ARRIVING WITH A LETTER FOR THE KING



The red tape on the letter is longer than the blue. But is this really true? Remember, now 你 are in OPT!

Solution: Angles are sometimes tricky! The red and blue tapes on the envelope are the same length. If 你 remove the...

He was so small that his mother didn’t know he was there. The other piglets were always pushing and shoving, squealing greedily for food.


But the tiny pig was gentle, quiet, and never greedy. He always kept clean. While the other piglets rolled around in the mud, he would lie under his 最喜爱的 树 wishing for wings to carry him into the sky.
One 日 he heard a terrible squeal. A large 母猪 had fallen in the road. The little pig crawled under the fence and ran to help her.

He had to push with all his might, but at last he got the 母猪 up on her feet again.


The 母猪 thanked the little pig and she...

Every fall, when the leaves start melting into pretty purples and reds and those bright golden shades of pumpkin, Mama says, “Coat time, Gabrielle!”


And they ride two trains to Grandpa’s tailor 商店 in the city. On the Silver Express from Meadowlawn to Pennsylvania Station, Gabby sits close to the window, her nose pressed to the smudge-glass for nearly an hour.


At Penn Station they walk fast, through long, dark passageways and underground tunnels. On a distant speaker someone calls out, “Thirty-fourth Street! Thirty-fourth Street! Change here for the Downtown Express, Uptown Express and...

My dad, Nino, makes the best 比萨, 比萨饼 in the world.
I’m his best helper.


I help knead the 比萨, 比萨饼 dough,

I help stir the 比萨, 比萨饼 sauce,


and I help grate the cheese.

When the customers are finished, I know how to pick up their plates


and carry out the dirty dishes.

I help give the extra pizzas to hungry people in the alley who have no homes.


And…I help my dad serve our 比萨, 比萨饼 pies!

People come from all over town to eat at Little Nino’s.
They wait in long lines because our restaurant is so small.


One night a man came to see my dad after the last pizza.
What did he want?

That night my dad told my mom we would...

Boy: Tell me the story again, Grandfather. Tell me who I am.
Grandfather: I have told 你 many times, Boy. 你 know the story 由 heart.
Boy: But it sounds better when 你 tell it, Grandfather.
Grandfather: Then listen carefully. This may be the last telling.
Boy: No, no, Grandfather. There will never be a last time. Promise me that. Promise me.
Grandfather: I promise 你 nothing, Boy. I 爱情 you. That is better than a promise.
Boy: And I 爱情 you, Grandfather, but tell me the story again. Please.


Grandfather: Once there was a boy child…
Boy: No, Grandfather. Start at the beginning. Start at the beginning....

Brian found a 蝾, 蝾螈 in the woods. It was a little 橙子, 橙色 蝾, 蝾螈 that crawled through the dried leaves of the forest floor.
The 蝾, 蝾螈 was warm and cozy in the boy’s hand. “Come live with me,” Brian said.
He took the 蝾, 蝾螈 home.


“Where will he sleep?” his mother asked.
“I will make him a 蝾, 蝾螈 床, 床上 to sleep in. I will cover him with leaves that are fresh and green, and bring moss that looks like little stars to be a 枕头 for his head. I will bring crickets to sing him to sleep and bullfrogs to tell him good-night stories.”


“And when he wakes up, where will...

See the piggy,
See the puddle,
See the muddy little puddle.
See the piggy in the middle
Of the muddy little puddle.
She her dawdle, she her diddle
In the muddy, muddy middle.
See her waddle, plump and little,
In the very merry middle.


See her daddy,
Fuddy-duddy, fuddy-duddy, fuddy-duddy.
“Don’t 你 get all muddy,
Muddy, muddy, muddy, muddy.
You are much too plump and little
To be in the muddy middle.
Mud is squishy, mud is squashy,
Mud is oh so squishy-squashy.
What 你 need is lots of soap.”
But the piggy answered,
“Squishy-squashy, squishy-squashy—NOPE!”


See her mommy,
Fiddle-faddle, fiddle-faddle,...

Once there was a goat named Gregory.
Gregory liked to jump from rock to rock, kick his legs into the air, and butt his head against walls.
“I’m an average goat,” 说 Gregory.


But Gregory was not an average goat.
Gregory was a terrible eater.
Every time he sat down to eat with his mother and father, he knew he was in for trouble.


“Would 你 like a tin can, Gregory?” asked Mother Goat.
“No, thanks,” 说 Gregory.
“How about a nice box, a piece of rug, and a bottle cap?” asked Father Goat.
“Baaaaa,” 说 Gregory unhappily.

“Well, I think this is a meal fit for a goat,” 说 Mother...

If 你 give a 老鼠, 鼠标 a cookie,


he’s going to ask for a glass of milk.

When 你 give him the milk,


he’ll probably ask 你 for a straw.

When he’s finished, he’ll ask for a napkin.


Then he’ll want to look in a mirror to make sure he doesn’t have a 牛奶 mustache.

When he looks into the mirror,

he might noice his hair needs a trim.

So he’ll probably ask for a pair of nail scissors.


When he’s finished giving himself a trim, he’ll want a 扫帚 to sweep up.
He’ll start sweeping.

He might get carried away and sweep every room in the house.


He may even end up washing the floors as well!

When he’s...

The place is Ho-Ho-Kus, New Jersey. The 年 is 1999. On May 11, after months of careful research and planning, 冬青, 冬青树 Evans launches vegetable seedlings into the sky.


On May 18, the young scientist reports on her experiment. 冬青, 冬青树 intends to study the effects of extra-terrestrial conditions on vegetable growth and development. She expects the seedlings to stay aloft for several weeks before returning to earth.
Her classmates are speechless.


The 日期 is June 29. Shortly after sunrise, a member of the Billings, Montana, Moose Lodge, hiking through the Rocky Mountains, makes a startling discovery....