Once there was a goat named Gregory.
Gregory liked to jump from rock to rock, kick his legs into the air, and butt his head against walls.
“I’m an average goat,” 说 Gregory.
But Gregory was not an average goat.
Gregory was a terrible eater.
Every time he sat down to eat with his mother and father, he knew he was in for trouble.
“Would 你 like a tin can, Gregory?” asked Mother Goat.
“No, thanks,” 说 Gregory.
“How about a nice box, a piece of rug, and a bottle cap?” asked Father Goat.
“Baaaaa,” 说 Gregory unhappily.
“Well, I think this is a meal fit for a goat,” 说 Mother...
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