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posted by hornean
One 日 last spring, Louis, a butcher, turned into a fish. Silvery scales. Big lips. A tail. A salmon.


Louis did not lead, before this, an unusual life. His grandfather was a butcher. His father was a butcher. So, Louis was a butcher. He had a small 商店 on Flatbush. Steady customers. Good meat. He was always friendly, always helpful, a wonderful guy.


But Louis was not a happy man. He hated meat. From the time he was a little boy he was always surrounded 由 meat. Whenever he would visit his grandfather on Sundays it was always, “Louis, my 最喜爱的 grandson. What a good boy. Here’s a hotdog.” On his birthdays his beaming parents would hand him a gift-wrapped salami. When he was thirteen they gave him a turkey.


Louis did anything to get away from meat. He got a job, afternoons, cleaning 鱼 tanks in a doctor’s office. Louis loved the job. For hours, he’d stare at the fish, their eyes blinking, their fins flapping. But a good thing doesn’t last long.


One night at dinner, Louis’ mother 说 to his father: “Nat, why does Louis have to slave over those lousy fish? What’s the matter? 你 can’t give him a little job in the store?” “But, Ma, I like…” “You’re right, Rose. Tomorrow, Louis, after school, 你 come to the store. It’s time 你 learned something about meat.”


And that was it. Every 日 Louis was at his father’s shop. “Someday this will be all yours,” his father would say.

And it was. His parents died suddenly and Louis took over the butcher shop. For years that’s where he worked.


Louis was so unhappy. His only happy times were when he was in the refrigerator. There he’d sit for hours and draw fish. Big ones. Little ones. He’d draw them all over the place. Surrounded 由 steaks, all Louis thought about was fish. But then it got worse.


He began to see 鱼 everywhere. At home. On the bus. At ball games. Even his customers began to look like 鱼 to him. Business started to fail. His health declined. He was always thirsty.


At night Louis had trouble sleeping. One night in May, he had bad dreams. He dreamt he was walking down the 街, 街道 and he was attacked. Hamburgers were punching him. Salamis kicked him. 羊肉, 羔羊 chops, roast beefs, and briskets all ganged up on him. He yelled for help, but no one came.


That morning Louis woke up feeling cold and wet. He was a fish. A salmon. Al from Al’s Pet Store, found him on the bus going up Flatbush.


“Look at that face,” he tells his customers. “I couldn’t eat him, so I brought him to the store.” Louis soon forgot everything about being a butcher, living on Flatbush, 或者 even being a human being at all.


After a hard life, Louis was a happy fish.
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Once there was a goat named Gregory.
Gregory liked to jump from rock to rock, kick his legs into the air, and butt his head against walls.
“I’m an average goat,” 说 Gregory.


But Gregory was not an average goat.
Gregory was a terrible eater.
Every time he sat down to eat with his mother and father, he knew he was in for trouble.


“Would 你 like a tin can, Gregory?” asked Mother Goat.
“No, thanks,” 说 Gregory.
“How about a nice box, a piece of rug, and a bottle cap?” asked Father Goat.
“Baaaaa,” 说 Gregory unhappily.

“Well, I think this is a meal fit for a goat,” 说 Mother...
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If 你 give a 老鼠, 鼠标 a cookie,


he’s going to ask for a glass of milk.

When 你 give him the milk,


he’ll probably ask 你 for a straw.

When he’s finished, he’ll ask for a napkin.


Then he’ll want to look in a mirror to make sure he doesn’t have a 牛奶 mustache.

When he looks into the mirror,

he might noice his hair needs a trim.

So he’ll probably ask for a pair of nail scissors.


When he’s finished giving himself a trim, he’ll want a 扫帚 to sweep up.
He’ll start sweeping.

He might get carried away and sweep every room in the house.


He may even end up washing the floors as well!

When he’s...
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The place is Ho-Ho-Kus, New Jersey. The 年 is 1999. On May 11, after months of careful research and planning, 冬青, 冬青树 Evans launches vegetable seedlings into the sky.


On May 18, the young scientist reports on her experiment. 冬青, 冬青树 intends to study the effects of extra-terrestrial conditions on vegetable growth and development. She expects the seedlings to stay aloft for several weeks before returning to earth.
Her classmates are speechless.


The 日期 is June 29. Shortly after sunrise, a member of the Billings, Montana, Moose Lodge, hiking through the Rocky Mountains, makes a startling discovery....
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My name is Maxi,
I ride in a taxi
Around New York City all day.
I sit 下一个 to Jim,
(I belong to him),
But it wasn’t always this way.


I grew up in the city,
All dirty and gritty,
Looking for 食物 after dark.
I roamed all around,
Avoiding the pound,
And lived on my own in the park.


One 日 a car stopped—
Its tire had popped.
Out stepped a tall man, I could see.
He came over and said
As he patted my head,
“Are 你 lost? 你 can come 首页 with me!”

Did I hear right? Oh, boy!
My tail wagged with joy—
I jumped right up on the seat!
He said, “My name’s Jim,”
I could ride 首页 with him
And he’d give me...
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你 wake up one morning. But 你 don’t feel like getting out of bed. Your arms and legs ache. Your head hurts. 你 have a fever. And your throat is sore.
“I’m sick,” 你 say. “I must have caught a germ.”
Everyone knows that germs can make 你 sick. But everyone knows how.

Germs are tiny living things. They are far too small to see with your eyes alone. In fact, a line of one thousand germs could fit across the 最佳, 返回页首 of a pencil!
There are many different kinds of germs. But the two that usually make 你 sick are bacteria and viruses.


Under a microscope, some bacteria look like little round...
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Henry wanted to fly. Everybody in his family had gone up with the balloon, but The Man always declared, “I’m not flying with that cat!”


The Man had been taking pilot’s lessons, and this time he was going to solo.
Henry grumbled and his tail switched, as he watched the people crunch around on the crusty March snow.

The Kid and The Woman open the mouth of the colorful balloon, while The Man blew it up with a gasoline-powered fan. Then the Instructor blasted warm air into the balloon from the burner mounted on a frame below it.
“Watch your fuel gauge,” he told The Man. “You don’t want...
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I HAVE FEELINGS


WHAT TOM DID

Boy 1: Mrs. Rudolph, come see what Tom did.
Boy 2: Look what Tom did!
Boy 3: All 由 himself.
Girl 1: How did he reach?
Girl 2: Wow.
Girl 3: He must feel proud.
Girl 4: He’s a genius.
Boy 4: That’s some 太空 capsule!
Boy 5: He used up all the blocks.
Boy 6: It’s great, Tom.
Tom: Thanks.
John: I could do that.

WHAT JOHN DID

Boy 3: Poor Tom.
Girl 2: I can’t look.
Boy 2: John’s always doing things like that.
Girl 1: He has no feelings!
Boy 1: Mrs. Rudolph, come see what John did!
Boy 4: He did it on purpose!
Girl 4: You’re mean!
Boy 6: You’re spiteful!
Tom...
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Cows are grazing in an open window. They are dairy cows, the 牛奶 makers.


Other 动物 make milk, too. But dairy cows make most of the 牛奶 we use.

There are five common breeds of dairy cows. The Holstein-Friesian is the most 流行的 because it can produce 更多 牛奶 than the other breeds.


A cow is able to make 牛奶 when she is two years old and has 给 birth to a calf. Her 牛奶 is the 食物 for her baby. She makes 更多 than her 小牛 will ever need—so we use the extra milk.

A few months after her 小牛 is born, a cow is bred again to have another calf. She will be pregnant for nine months. Two...
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I live at 165 East 95th Street, New York City, and I’m going to stay here forever.


My mother and father are moving. Out West.

They say I have to go, too.
They say I can’t stay here forever.


Out West nobody plays baseball because they’re too busy chasing buffaloes.

And there’s cactus everywhere 你 look.
But if 你 don’t look, 你 have to stand up just as soon 你 sit down.


Out West it takes fifteen 分钟 just to say hello.
Like this: H-O-W-W-W-D-Y, P-A-A-A-R-D-N-E-R.

Out West I’ll look silly all the time.
I’ll have to wear chaps and spurs and a bandana and a hat so big...
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Alistair Grittle was a sensible boy.


Every 日 he made a 列表 of the things he had to do.
Then he made a 列表 of things he did not have to do.

He was always on time for school. The school clock was set 由 Alistair’s watch.


He hung up his 夹克 every night and put his shoes in plastic bags.

Alistair took especially good care of 图书馆 books. He washed his hands before he read them so that he would not smudge the pages. And he always returned them to the 图书馆 on time.


One day, when Alistair was returning his 图书 to the library, something unusual happened.


He was picked up 由 a 太空 ship and...
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