Prod: .......Tanya (Sam's other BFF)
Sam: What?!? If 你 break her 心 imma break you!!
Prod: O-ok, good to know but I won't break my baby's heart! She 偷了 my 心 so if any is going to break a 心 it would be her breaking mine!
Girls: aaaaaawwwwww!
Boys: eeeeeewwwwww!
Prod: Don't be haterz just cuz y'all don't know what its like to be in love!
Roc: We do but we don't say stupid stuff like that!
Geek: Well.... I don't think its stupid I think its sweet! I don't know why you've only been snapped up just now!
Prod: *looks down and speaks in a sad voice* I guess I've just been looking for my Mrs...
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