1) What gender are you? Man
2) What is your age?
Damned, if I know! Damned if I care! I just know I am older than most of me mates.
3) Do 你 want a hug?
Hug, eh? 你 want to keep yer skin?
4) Do 你 have any bad habits?
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
5) What is your 最喜爱的 food?
If it ain't infested with maggots, I'll gladly eat it!
6) What is your 最喜爱的 冰激凌 flavor?
What th' hell be ice cream?!
7) Are 你 a virgin?
No, now that'd be hardly makin' any sense now would it?
8) Have 你 killed anyone?
Hahaha, now that's a question! Boy, what do 你 say? Have I ever killed anyone?
9) Do 你 hate anyone?
My damned lazy crew!
10) Do 你 have any secrets?
Aye, and ye won't be hearin' a word of them any time soon!
11) What is your 最喜爱的 season?
Whenever th' sea be at its calmest 'n we're not starvin' to death.
12) Who is your best friend(s)?
Me ship 'n me beast is all I ever need.
13) What are your hobbies?
Stayin' alive. 'Tis the only hobby what's good for yer health.
14) What is your 最喜爱的 drink?
Rum, grog, and swill. Whatever makes the days go by.
15) When is your birthday?
你 can hardly be expectin' me to be rememberin' that!
16) What age did 你 die?
Damned if I know.
17) Are 你 nice 或者 mean?
What nature of pansy be this?
18) Are 你 social 或者 shy?
No, no, keep asking these needless questions, I dare ye.
19) What do 你 think of your parents?
They ranked.
20) What's your weakness?
If ye have to know, it'd be me age.
21) How long can 你 stay under water?
Not very long, I've tried.
22) What do 你 do on a regular daily basis?
I maintain a ship and poor crew.
23) Do 你 爱情 someone?
Nay, I've learned my lesson about love.
24) When was the last time 你 wet yourself?
When were nearly surrounded 由 the queen's men.
25) What's your 最喜爱的 band(s)?
There you've gone and confused me again.
26) Ever worn a dress?I'll be takin' yer lungs now.
27) Willingly?
Come closer, help an old man out!
28) What do 你 consider fun in the day-time?
Fun? Hahaha just me grog.
29) At night?
....
30) Ever kissed anyone?
These lips are too dry.
31) ...Of the same gender?
Yer lungs, mate. Yer lungs.
32) If 你 could have any super power, what would it be?
What're ye blabberin' about?
33) What's your 最喜爱的 thing to touch?
Gold.
34) Anyone loves you?
Nay, just me dog Wendy.
35) What's your 最喜爱的 colour(s)?
Gold, silver, sparkling rubies, emeralds, red satin!
36) When was the last time 你 cried?
Me tears are me own. I never cry.
37) Do 你 have a pet?
Aye, me sea beast.
38) What did 你 name your pet?
Wendy
39) Are 你 crazy?
Ye have to be to deal with this motley lot.
40) What are you?
I am a man of business, and stealin' be my trade.
41) What's your nickname?
Bloodfinger, on the account that I have fingers made from bronze.
42) Do 你 consider yourself a happy 或者 a down person?
That'd be none of yer concern. Just do what I say and we'll both be very happy.
43) 最喜爱的 movie?
?!
44) What is your current occupation?
Me thinks ye know.
45) Do 你 have any dreams?
If I did, I wouldn't be where I am.
46) What was the most memorable moment of your life?
When me whore of a wife was fuckin' the bloody Judge!
47) ...and the most forgettable?
....
48) Any messages for the people 阅读 this right now?
2) What is your age?
Damned, if I know! Damned if I care! I just know I am older than most of me mates.
3) Do 你 want a hug?
Hug, eh? 你 want to keep yer skin?
4) Do 你 have any bad habits?
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
5) What is your 最喜爱的 food?
If it ain't infested with maggots, I'll gladly eat it!
6) What is your 最喜爱的 冰激凌 flavor?
What th' hell be ice cream?!
7) Are 你 a virgin?
No, now that'd be hardly makin' any sense now would it?
8) Have 你 killed anyone?
Hahaha, now that's a question! Boy, what do 你 say? Have I ever killed anyone?
9) Do 你 hate anyone?
My damned lazy crew!
10) Do 你 have any secrets?
Aye, and ye won't be hearin' a word of them any time soon!
11) What is your 最喜爱的 season?
Whenever th' sea be at its calmest 'n we're not starvin' to death.
12) Who is your best friend(s)?
Me ship 'n me beast is all I ever need.
13) What are your hobbies?
Stayin' alive. 'Tis the only hobby what's good for yer health.
14) What is your 最喜爱的 drink?
Rum, grog, and swill. Whatever makes the days go by.
15) When is your birthday?
你 can hardly be expectin' me to be rememberin' that!
16) What age did 你 die?
Damned if I know.
17) Are 你 nice 或者 mean?
What nature of pansy be this?
18) Are 你 social 或者 shy?
No, no, keep asking these needless questions, I dare ye.
19) What do 你 think of your parents?
They ranked.
20) What's your weakness?
If ye have to know, it'd be me age.
21) How long can 你 stay under water?
Not very long, I've tried.
22) What do 你 do on a regular daily basis?
I maintain a ship and poor crew.
23) Do 你 爱情 someone?
Nay, I've learned my lesson about love.
24) When was the last time 你 wet yourself?
When were nearly surrounded 由 the queen's men.
25) What's your 最喜爱的 band(s)?
There you've gone and confused me again.
26) Ever worn a dress?I'll be takin' yer lungs now.
27) Willingly?
Come closer, help an old man out!
28) What do 你 consider fun in the day-time?
Fun? Hahaha just me grog.
29) At night?
....
30) Ever kissed anyone?
These lips are too dry.
31) ...Of the same gender?
Yer lungs, mate. Yer lungs.
32) If 你 could have any super power, what would it be?
What're ye blabberin' about?
33) What's your 最喜爱的 thing to touch?
Gold.
34) Anyone loves you?
Nay, just me dog Wendy.
35) What's your 最喜爱的 colour(s)?
Gold, silver, sparkling rubies, emeralds, red satin!
36) When was the last time 你 cried?
Me tears are me own. I never cry.
37) Do 你 have a pet?
Aye, me sea beast.
38) What did 你 name your pet?
Wendy
39) Are 你 crazy?
Ye have to be to deal with this motley lot.
40) What are you?
I am a man of business, and stealin' be my trade.
41) What's your nickname?
Bloodfinger, on the account that I have fingers made from bronze.
42) Do 你 consider yourself a happy 或者 a down person?
That'd be none of yer concern. Just do what I say and we'll both be very happy.
43) 最喜爱的 movie?
?!
44) What is your current occupation?
Me thinks ye know.
45) Do 你 have any dreams?
If I did, I wouldn't be where I am.
46) What was the most memorable moment of your life?
When me whore of a wife was fuckin' the bloody Judge!
47) ...and the most forgettable?
....
48) Any messages for the people 阅读 this right now?
