ralphie <3

你 were laying in 床, 床上 with your boyfriend Ralph when he suddenly 说 " Baby I am bored." 你 giggled into his chest. " WANNA GO SWIMMINNN?!???" 你 screamed. He nodded and 你 guys ran out into your backyard where 你 had a inground pool. He picked 你 up and slung 你 over his shoulder and 你 started punchin his back " LET GOOO RALPHIE!!" so he let go. But he dropped 你 into the pool. And he dived in after you. "Oh gosh this water is s..so COLD." 你 whimpered and Ralph brought 你 into his chest. And 你 sneezed. "Oh babygirl. Come on." He brought 你 in the house and he gave 你 a pair...

chapter 3

me: man are'nt 你 excited????? i am!!!!

skylar: dude...ummm he's just a guy

me yea bt he actually remembered me!!!!!!!!

skylar: how the hell did u know each other to begin with?

me: well do 你 remember that one 年 when i audition for that one commercial?

skylar: ummmmmmm....yeah

me: well thats where i met him...he was soooooo sweet and cute with his shaggy long hair...

skylar: so what are 你 going to have sex with him now??????

me: maybe.......maybe not.....oohhhh i am just soooo happy to see him

skylar: oh please shut up before u make me barf!!!

me: oh shutup...he's a really great guy...

Even temper with the brightest smile
He's such a mess with a good attitude
He's working hard on his 表演 career
He never curses if he doesn't have to
He has a career but hates the haters
who take it all like the Devil

I 爱情 Ralph, Ralph, Ralph, Ralph, Ralph, Ralph, Ralph
I, I, I, I, I, I, I 爱情 Ralph

He's never out of gas,
but he still walks for miles on the New York streets
He never settles, never take too much
I count on him because he's
always helped me
Love him like when I first saw him
Figured out I couldn't be without him

Ralph, Ralph, Ralph, Ralph, Ralph, Ralph, Ralph
I, I, I, I, I,...

(this takes place before the karate kid 1) "Hi baby!" 你 sat to your boyfriend Ralph but he seems to be distracted. " Ralph what's wrong." " I have to break up with you. I'm sorry its just i am gonna be in a movie and well i have to go to L.A." Tears well up in your eyes as 你 吻乐队（Kiss） him for one last time and run far away from his house. 1 年 later. 你 are at 迪士尼 world with your bffs and are in line ( can we pretend he has a sister that's 4 years younger? Her name is Kaley.) 你 feel a tap on your shoulder and 你 turn around to see Kaley Macchio. " Oh wow hi kaley!" She hugs 你 and...