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Henry: *Stares at the fire, and does nothing*
CIA: *Arriving in helicopters, and Suburbans*
NS Men: *Firing at the Suburbans*
CIA Agents: *Jumping out of the helicopters, and running out of the Suburbans. All equipped with M4 Carbines*
彩虹 Dash: 嘿 Applejack? Sean wants 你 to-
Octavia: ooh.
Derpy: What? *sits on torch* Oh my muffins!
小马 90: *Sees Karl driving his car on two wheels, gets scared, and spins out of control in his Desoto. He hits another car*
小马 87: *Goes down an embankment, and crashes into a boulder*
Police Pony: *Stops to see if everyone is okay*
Karl: *Passing a Cadillac, nearly getting the left side on the car*
Cadillac Pony: *Stops*
Karl: *Goes down the hill*
Ponies: *Looking at Karl's car*
Karl: *Gets the left side of his car down, and slowly wakes up*
Frank: *Hits Alan*
Alan: Feeling's mutual. *Hits him back*

Both cars kept hitting each other.

Men: *Shooting at Logan*
Logan: *Blocking their shots with his lightsaber*

Three of the men got hit.

Logan: *Turns off his lightsaber, then uses his KH70 blaster to shoot the other man*
Mike: *Arrives* Heeey!
Tie Pilots: *Turning around*
Tom: *Shooting a Tie Fighter*
Harry: Being this is a .44 magnum, the most powerful handgun in all of Equestria, and will blow your head clean off. 你 gotta ask yourself a question. Do I feel lucky?
Scorpio: *Fires two bullets, but misses*
Harry: Well do 你 punk?
Jade: *Waiting at Mossberg Station*
Sean: Why are we doing a 圣诞节 episode this early?
Austin: Don't ask me.
Sean: *runs across*
Nazis: *shoot ice*
Bill: *Drives out of the parking lot*
SHP Officers: *Shooting bullets, but miss, hitting buildings Bill drives past*
Con: *getting towards bridge*
船, 小船 Driver: *Gets past bridge*
Bridge Operator: *lowering bridge*
Con: *gets on bridge* *Using spell to keep engine from derailing* *Lands back on rails*
John: How are 你 sure he's there sir?
Morris: *Shoots at an Officer laying down, using another set of stairs for cover*
Imperial Officer 52: *Returns fire*
Morris: *Stays behind the wall, and returns fire*
Imperial Officer 52: *Gets hit, and dies*
Imperial Trooper 74: *Returns fire*
Colonel Turner: The MC40 they were on crash landed on the planet.
Con: *drives a motorcycle off of a cliff, and is falling towards an airplane*
Sean: *Watching Tails fly his car*
Tails: *Flying high in the air*
Con: I come from the C.I.E. My name is Mane. Con Mane.
Sean: *On a motorcycle, he catches air from riding up a small hill. He lands between two fences.*
Announcer: SeanTheHedgehog is, the leader in 粉丝 fictions.

Scenes used from Revenge Of The Diesels, Johnny Lightning, Pinkie's Treasure Hunt, 1960, Six Shooters 2, The Bounty Hunter, Trainz, The Battle Of Coruscant, Dirty Harry, Hedgehog In Ponyville: The Grand Galloping Gala, The Challenger, Die And Let Live, Where Eagles Dare, Golden Iris, Life In The Fast Lane, Nightmare Moonraker, Hedgehog In Ponyville: The Great Escape.

Now available on the 随意 club

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Sean: *Going 75 miles an 小时 with seven coaches*

Be sure to check out Trainz on the Thomas The Tank Engine club.

Victoria: *Double heading a freight train with Austin*
Jazlin: *Going 80 miles an 小时 with five coaches. She passes Andrew*
Andrew: *Waiting in a siding for Jazlin to pass*
Edward: *Switching freight cars in the yard*
Mike: *Leaving the yard with 40 freight cars*
Kenny: *Crossing a bridge that goes over a lake*
Jeff: *Departs the train yard with Bryce, pulling 35 freight cars*
Robert: *Passes the Hunterdon Freight Depot with five freight cars*
Jack: *Passes Robert with four freight cars*
Brandon: *Passes Nova Station with a freight train*
Ian: *Stops at Nova Station, watching Brandon pass*
Brandon: *Passes Grayback*
Grayback: *Waiting for Brandon to pass him with the entire train*
Sean: *Stops at Belette Station*
Passengers: *Clapping as Sean arrives*
Danielle: *Slips with her passenger train, leaving Hunterdon Station*
Mily: *Backs up to her train at Mossberg Harbor*
Brenna: *Pushing a passenger train up a hill*
Juliette: *Pulling the passenger train, angrily looking at Brenna*
Jesse: *Pulling freight cars with Jerry, passing through Mirage Station*
Tito & Tony: *Stopping at Eastwood Depot with autoracks*
Sean & Marisa: *Next to each other at Impala Station*
Elmo: *Crossing the lake on a bridge*
Alyssa: *Stops at Mossberg Station, watching Sharon pass with her passenger train*
Grayback: *Stops at a station in an airport*
Zoe: *Slipping, not able to pull six passenger cars out of Eastwood Station*
Jazlin & Mily: *On a double header freight train, also slipping in Mossberg Harbor*
Jesse: *Slowly leaving the yards with Shayne, and Andrew, the three of them pulling a big freight train*
Panzer: *Staring at the Pacific ocean as he pulls his freight train*

The rest of this montage takes place at night.

Ian: *Pulling seven passenger cars*
Sean: *Passing a snowman as he pulls eight passenger cars*
Grayback: *Rings his bell, leaving Freight Depot 3 with six boxcars*
Lucy: *Backing into the yard as the sun rises*
Jeff & Bryce: *Going 65 with 40 freight cars in tow*

Except for this scene. This takes place at 1 PM.

Sammi: *Going 80 miles an 小时 with 11 passenger cars, making a lot of steam as she passes a snowy landscape*

And now, our feature presentation

It was just a normal 日 in Ponyville. Rarity, Applejack, and 彩虹 Dash went to the lake to try out a new sailboat the three of them built together.

彩虹 Dash: What are we waiting for? Let's get this thing into the water already.
Rarity: Now now, we must make sure everything is in order.
Applejack: But we already did that back at your botique.
Rarity: Well, it's better to be 安全 than sorry.
彩虹 Dash: Alright.
Flim & Flam: *Arrive in a Silverado towing a trailer. On the trailer is a speed boat. They get out of the truck to greet Applejack* Well well well, if it isn't Applejack.
Applejack: The Flim Flam brothers? What in tarnation are 你 doing here?!
Flim: Testing out our new speed boat.
Flam: We found an alternative fuel for it, instead of polluting the landscape with gasoline, we've built this thing to run on gems.
Rarity: Gems?!
Flam: That's right. *Pulls out a green gem* Shall I fuel our 船, 小船 up, and demonstrate to our 老友记 how it works?
Flim: 由 all means.
Applejack: Is it me, 或者 does that gem look similar?
Rarity: It looks like that gem the diamond 狗 used to make us teleport into the 1800's.
彩虹 Dash: And the one Gilda used to get us into medieval times.
Flim & Flam: *Uninterested in their conversation*
Flim: Ehem.
Flam: We can hear you.
Flim: 你 really need to learn how to be quiet.
Flam: Besides, gems don't teleport ponies into-

Just then, the gem started to glow. With a flash of light, the gem teleported the five ponies into a desert. Lots of tall mountains could be seen in the background, and several cactus trees surrounded them.

Flim: My word, where are we?
Flam: I don't know. We must ask the locals. *Uses his magic to teleport away from the three ponies
Applejack: Typical, they're just gonna leave us out here to die.
彩虹 Dash: We're not gonna die.
Rarity: But we must figure out where we are.
Applejack: Right. That gem only teleports us into the past. Looks like we're in the Wild West.

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SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Just Be Me

Episode 3: The Loyal, The Honest, And The Generous

Based off of the video 由 AgrolChannel on youtube.

Starring

彩虹 Dash
苹果白兰地
and Rarity

Also starring

The good ponies

Pierce Hawkins
Harry Calahan
Applebloom
Sweetie Belle
Scootaloo
Twilight Sparkle

Also starring the bad ponies

Flim & Flam
Big Macintosh as The 金牌 Gunslinger
Tom Foolery
Jebediah Turner
Pedro Vandana
And Oddjob

Flim, and Flam were walking through a town called Cactus City. It was somewhere in Neighvada.

Flim: Maybe they were right.
Flam: That gem we used can be for teleporting. Too bad it disappeared when we got here.
Flim: It looks like we're in the late 1800's.
Flam: But what part of the late 1800's?
Newspaper Pony: Extra, extra! Hot from the press, and being delivered to ponies all over Equestria! The transcontinental Railroad is almost complete.
Flim: The early late 1800's.

Not far away, Tom was with Jebediah in front of a saloon.

Tom: Tell the boss I'll be right back. I think I found some ponies that'll help us out for sure.
Jebediah: Right. I'll go tell him now. *Goes into the saloon*
Tom: *Walks up to Flim & Flam* Excuse me.
Flim: Yes?
Tom: 你 two look new here.
Flam: That's because we are.
Flim: What can we help 你 with?
Tom: I don't suppose 你 ever heard of The 金牌 Gunslinger.
Flim: No.
Flam: We haven't.
Tom: Well, he's a friend of mine, looking for two ponies to 加入 his gang. I think 你 two have what it takes.
Flim: A gang, huh?
Flam: Do 你 guys steal things in this gang?
Tom: Why are 你 asking?
Flim: Because we like to steal things.
Flam: Can we rob a bank as soon as we 加入 you?
Tom: Sure, but first 你 gotta go talk to the big stallion himself.

Just outside of Cactus City.

Harry: *Shoots six bottles lined up in front of a rock*
Pierce: Well done.
Harry: Thanks. *Reloads his gun*
彩虹 Dash: *Arrives with Applejack, and Rarity* Excuse me.
Pierce: Yes? *Looks at the three mares* Holy smokes. Harry, get a load of these ladies.
Harry: *Looking at the three mares, and hearts appear in his eyes*
Pierce: Are they gorgeous, 或者 what?

Applejack, and 彩虹 Dash blushed while looking towards the ground, but Rarity had a different reaction.

Rarity: Gorgeous? Why, thank you. 你 two are very sexy.
彩虹 Dash & Applejack: *Stop blushing, and whispering to each other* Oh great.
彩虹 Dash: She just called them sexy.
Applejack: Take out the Y, and what do 你 get?
彩虹 Dash: Sex. She's gonna be doing that non stop, and we need her help.
Applejack: She ain't gonna be much help if she gets laid 24/7.
彩虹 Dash: We better get out of here. *To the stallions* It was nice meeting 你 two, but we better head into town. *Grabs Rarity, and flies as fast as she can*
Applejack: *Following 彩虹 Dash*
Pierce: Wait, what town are 你 heading into?
彩虹 Dash: *Points to Cactus City* That one.
Harry: They can't go there.
Pierce: We have to stop them before it's too late.

They ran after the three ponies.

As soon as 彩虹 Dash, and 苹果白兰地 were about to set their hooves into Cactus City, Pierce, and Harry stopped them.

彩虹 Dash: What the 干草 are 你 doing?
Pierce: Trust us, 你 don't want to go into Cactus City.
Harry: Come with us. We have a house a mile away from here.

At Pierce and Harry's house, they explained to the three mares why they shouldn't go into Cactus City.

Pierce: The ponies in that town aren't treated very well.
Harry: The mayor likes to abuse everypony there, and even made a law forbidding them to leave.
Applejack: Who is the Mayor?
Pierce: Nobody knows his name, some just call him The 金牌 Gunslinger.
Harry: He has a revolver made entirely out of gold.
Rarity: Gold, eh? I'd like to get my hooves on a gun like that.
彩虹 Dash: How tough is this 金牌 Gunslinger?
Pierce: Over two hundred ponies tried to kill him, but none of them succeeded.
Harry: To answer your question, he's too tough for 你 to take on.
彩虹 Dash: We'll see about that. I'm pretty tough myself.
Harry: He really despises mares. The 秒 你 put your hooves in that town, they'll get blown off.
Rarity: Ooh. Pretty dramatic.
Applejack: 你 think everything is dramatic.

Meanwhile, Tom took Flim, and Flam to meet The 金牌 Gunslinger.

Tom: Gentlemen. *Opens a door* The big stallion himself. The 金牌 Gunslinger.
Flim & Flam: *Walk into the room*
T.G.G: So, you're the two 独角兽 Tom told me about.
Flim: Yes sir.
Flam: We would be honored to work with you.
T.G.G: Tom also told me that 你 want to rob banks, and steal gold.
Flim: Yes sir.
Flam: We would 爱情 to do that very much.
T.G.G: We'll get to that when the time is right. Now, I want 你 to look for two stallions.

Who are the two stallions that Flim, and Flam must find?

Pierce, and Harry left to get some supplies. They asked 彩虹 Dash, Applejack, and Rarity to stay at the house 由 their selves.

彩虹 Dash: *Sitting in a chair, bored* This is a waste of my time.
Applejack: *Playing poker with Rarity* Well what do 你 suggest we do?
彩虹 Dash: Find Flim, and Flam, and kill them. That's the only way we're going to get into the present.
Rarity: But we don't have any weapons.
Cowboy Pony: *Knocks on the door*
Applejack: Who could that be?
彩虹 Dash: I'll get it. *Opens the door*
Cowboy Pony: Howdy. Have 你 seen any injuns around here?
彩虹 Dash: No, I haven't. If 你 want to find one, you'll have to go to the train station.
Cowboy Pony: There's an injun there?
彩虹 Dash: Of course there is. They pull trains to, and from the station.
Cowboy Pony: Not engine! Injun!
彩虹 Dash: As in Native Equestrians?
Cowboy Pony: Yes!
彩虹 Dash: Sorry, I haven't had the pleasure.
Cowboy Pony: 你 haven't had the pleasure?!!? *Hitting 彩虹 Dash, and ties her up*
Rarity: *Gasps* 彩虹 Dash!
Cowboy Pony: *Pointing a gun at the other mares* Stay back, 或者 your blue friend gets it.
彩虹 Dash: Don't worry 你 two, I'll be alright.
Cowboy Pony: Let's go injun lover. *Takes 彩虹 Dash*
彩虹 Dash: Why do 你 keep saying injun? Isn't it Indian?
Cowboy Pony: I ain't saying engine! I'm saying injun!

Flim, and Flam's first assignment was not going well for them so far.

Flim: How long have we been searching for those stallions?
Flam: For a long time. *Looks into a store, and sees a gem exactly like the one that brought them into the wild west* Flim, look.
Flim: *Sees the gem* We can go back into the present, and return to our gem powered speedboat.

They ran into the store, leaving a trail of smoke.

Old Asian Pony: What can I do for 你 two?
Flim: We want that gem.
Old Asian Pony: *Grabs the gem* This green one?
Flam: Yes.
Old Asian Pony: 你 probably won't believe this, but the gem has a special power.
Flim: We know.
Flam: It brought us into the past, here. We are from 2016.
Old Asian Pony: So the story is true.
Flim: What story?
Old Asian Pony: This gem can teleport 你 into a 随意 area, and also time travel into the past. Whoever is holding the gem, that says teleport, will teleport into the past, along with anypony 70 inches into it's radius. It can only time travel into the past, and not the present, 或者 future.
Flim: Oh that's great.
Flam: We'll never get 首页 now.
Old Asian Pony: There is only one way for 你 to get back to the 年 2016. I sense that 你 two came here with three mares.
Flim: Yes we did.
Old Asian Pony: To get back into your time period, 你 must kill the three mares.
Flim: Will do.
Flam: We can do that after finding the two stallions.

At a ranch between Cactus City, and the house 彩虹 Dash was at, 彩虹 Dash was tied up to a poll, and hanging three feet above the ground.

Cowboy Pony: *With seven other cowboy ponies* This mare is an Injun lover.
彩虹 Dash: Why can't 你 say Indian?
Cowboy Pony: I AM SAYING INJUN 你 PIECE OF SHIT!
彩虹 Dash: *Laughing*
Cowboy 小马 3: She's laughing?
Cowboy 小马 4: What the fuck are 你 laughing about?!
彩虹 Dash: Your friend just cracks me up.
Cowboy 小马 6: Get the reverend. We're going to kill her now.

由 the ranch, Flim, and Flam passed it.

Flim: Ah, wonderful, there's 彩虹 Dash.
Flam: 你 go kill her while I find those two stallions.
Flim: What I don't understand is where Applejack, and Rarity are.
Flam: We'll find them. Just go deal with 彩虹 Dash now.

Two cowboys were digging a hole to bury 彩虹 Dash, when the reverend arrived.

Reverend: *Holding the bible* We are gathered here today to watch a mare with a soul full of sin. The Indians have treated us Equestrians like savages, killing us, and trying to take what's rightfully ours-
彩虹 Dash: Rightfully yours?!
Cowboy Pony: Shut up!
Reverend: Since 你 interrupted me, I have to start over again.
Cowboy Pony: Well hurry up. We can't kill her until 你 finish your speech.
Reverend: We are gathered here today to-
彩虹 Dash: Have a race? I bet if 你 come to the future with me, 你 can't beat my Dodge Challenger.
Cowboy 小马 5: Stop talking!!
Cowboy 小马 2: We can't kill 你 until the reverend finishes his speech!
Reverend: And since 你 interrupted me, I have to start over again.
Flim: *Sneaking up behind 彩虹 Dash with a revolver in his hoof*
Reverend: We are gathered here today to-
Flim: *Aiming at 彩虹 Dash, but when he fires his bullet, he misses horribly, and hits one of the Cowboys instead*
Cowboy 小马 4: Get the mare out of here!
Reverend: *Untying 彩虹 Dash*
Cowboy Ponies: *Shooting at Flim, but their bullets hit the rock he's hiding behind*
彩虹 Dash: *Finds the gun from the dead cowboy*
Reverend: *Looking at the cowboys, seeing that all their attention is focused on Flim. He's about to warn them*
彩虹 Dash: *Shoot the reverend* Religion never grabbed my interest.
Cowboy Ponies: *Shooting at Flim*
Flim: *Shoots the rest of the cowboys*

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Cowboy Pony: *Sees that everyone, except him, Flim, and 彩虹 Dash have been killed* Well, there's just one way to settle this.
Flim: *Reloads his gun* And that is?
彩虹 Dash: A duel. *Takes a few steps back*
Flim: *Standing in front of the hole*
Cowboy Pony: *Standing six feet away from the two ponies, putting his gun into a holster*
彩虹 Dash: *Takes a 皮套 from a dead cowboy, and puts it around her waist. She then puts her gun inside the holster*
Flim: *Puts his gun into it's holster*

The three ponies then stood up on their hind legs. Waiting for the right moment to grab their guns.

彩虹 Dash: *Looking at Flim*
Flim: *Looking at the cowboy*
Cowboy Pony: *Looking at 彩虹 Dash*
彩虹 Dash: *Looking at Flim*
Flim: *Looking at the cowboy*
Cowboy Pony: *Looking at 彩虹 Dash*
彩虹 Dash: *Looking at the Cowboy*
Flim: *Looking at 彩虹 Dash*
Cowboy Pony: *Looking at Flim*

As the sun slowly started to set, the three ponies continued to stand there.

彩虹 Dash: *Looking at Flim*
Flim: *Looking at the cowboy*
Cowboy Pony: *Looking at 彩虹 Dash*
彩虹 Dash: *Looking at Flim*
Flim: *Looking at 彩虹 Dash, and gets nervous when he sees her magenta eyes glaring at her. He thinks they'll shoot him instead of 彩虹 Dash*
彩虹 Dash: *Continues to stare at Flim*
Cowboy Pony: *Looking at Flim, then at 彩虹 Dash*
Flim: *Sweating*
彩虹 Dash: *Continues to stare*
Flim: *Slowly reaching for his gun*
彩虹 Dash: *Grabs her gun, and shoots Flim*

Stop the song

Flim: *Falls into the hole*
Cowboy Pony: *Grabs his gun, aims at 彩虹 Dash, and pulls the trigger, but no bullets come out. He used them all earlier*
彩虹 Dash: *Walking towards Flim*
Flim: *Slowly getting his gun*
彩虹 Dash: *Shoots the gun out of his hoof, and then, shoots his hat into the hole*
Cowboy Pony: *Looking at 彩虹 Dash as she walks towards him*
彩虹 Dash: This went a little quicker than expected, but.. *Grabs a shovel* There are two types of ponies in this world. Ponies with guns, and ponies that dig. *Gives the cowboy the shovel* 你 dig. *Walks away*

The sky was starting to turn dark as 彩虹 Dash flew back to the house, where Applejack, and Rarity were waiting for her.

Pierce, and Harry returned. They brought 更多 guns, ammo, water, and food.

Applejack: *Nervously pacing the floor* This is taking forever. She should be back 由 now.
Harry: I don't know what to tell 你 A,J, but, I think your friend-
彩虹 Dash: *Opens the door* Has just returned.
Rarity: Rainbow!
Applejack: We were so worried about you!
Pierce: Are 你 okay?
彩虹 Dash: Fine, fine. I killed Flim, now we just need to kill Flam, and we're back in 2016.
Harry: What is she talking about?
彩虹 Dash: Oops. Did I say that outloud?
Applejack: It's a bit complicated to talk about, but what happened was, that we met up with two stallions named Flim, and Flam. They had this certain type of gem that teleports 你 into a 随意 location, while also taking 你 into the past.
Rarity: This has happened to us three times so far.
彩虹 Dash: The first time, we were in the 1700's.
Rarity: And the 秒 time, we were with pirates in the start of the 19th century.
Applejack: And we're back in the same century, but this time in the wild west.
Pierce: That's really what they call this place? The wild west?
Rarity: Yes.
Pierce: Lame.
Harry: So Applejack, and Rarity told us about how 你 got taken away.
彩虹 Dash: 你 wanna know how I got back?

While 彩虹 Dash was explaining her duel with Flim, Flam went back to The 金牌 Gunslinger.

Tom & Oddjob: *Loading a wagon with guns, ammo, and explosives*
Pedro: Let's go. A little faster por favor!
T.G.G: I ain't happy with your slow progress.
Flam: Slow, and steady wins the race.
T.G.G: That's true, if you're going against turtles!
Flam: Well, my brother still hasn't returned. I think he may have found them.
T.G.G: Those two stallions must be found. They broke a very important law in my city.
Flam: What law did they break?
T.G.G: They left.
Flam: They left? 你 mean it's illegal for ponies to leave this town? How are we going to get out of here?
T.G.G: Silence!! Tomorrow, 你 will look for those two stallions again. This time, I'll send Tom Foolery, and Jebediah Turner to go with you. 你 must find them!

The 下一个 morning, 彩虹 Dash woke up when she saw the others sitting at a table, looking at a map.

彩虹 Dash: Morning everypony. What's going on?
Pierce: Applejack, and Rarity have decided to help us kill The 金牌 Gunslinger.
Applejack: In exchange, they're going to help us kill Flam, so that we can return to 2016.
彩虹 Dash: Okay. What's the plan?
Pierce: Town hall is right 下一个 to the train station. We saw some of The 金牌 Gunslinger's cronies 下载 up some wagons at Town Hall. My guess is that they're going to bring those wagons to the station, and whatever is on those wagons will be loaded onto a train.
Harry: And that's the part I don't understand. What are they doing?
Pierce: They must be planning something that they don't want us to know about.

Flam was with Tom, and Jebediah. They were still looking for those two stallions.

Flam: So, can 你 two tell me about those stallions your boss wants us to find?
Tom: The both of them are earth ponies.
Jebediah: I ended up getting their picture once. I was supposed to get a picture of The 金牌 Gunslinger, but he saw two ponies leaving the town, and told me to get a picture of them.
Flam: So 你 know what they look like. What are their names?
Tom: Pierce Hawkins, and Harry Calahan.

Once again, they could not find the stallions, and ended up going back to Town Hall. Meanwhile, a train was being loaded up with the guns, ammo, and explosives from yesterday.

Oddjob: *Loading a freight car with the guns, ammo, and explosives*
Pedro: 你 need to go faster! 你 need to hurry up!
T.G.G: What do 你 mean 你 three couldn't find him?
Jebediah: We're not playing around boss. We walked for two miles, and we didn't see him, 或者 anypony.
Tom: They may have gone east for all we know.
T.G.G: I've been ruling this town with an iron hoof since 1868. I've been making a lot of laws that would make it difficult to live in this town, and I 爱情 it. Only problem is, those two ponies left, because they didn't want to put up with me. Well they will once we find them. They will! Pierce Hawkins, and Harry Calahan will be mine! Okay, now that my small rant is over, 你 three can find an engine to pull our train into Sacramento.
Tom: Yes sir.
Flam: Did 你 say injun? As in Indian? I didn't know they were strong enough to pull trains.
T.G.G: I 说 engine, as in railway engine. Get to work.
Flam: Yes sir.

Harry, and Pierce got to town hall with the three mares.

Pierce: Okay. Remember the plan?
Rarity: Yes.
Applejack: Just be me.
彩虹 Dash: And they won't stand a chance. *Kicks the door open*
Workers: *Looking at 彩虹 Dash with her friends, and grab guns*

The five ponies took cover behind a bench, and shot at the workers with their guns.

Workers: *Returning fire*
彩虹 Dash: *Taking cover. A bullet goes through the bench just above her head*
Applejack: *Runs to the left, taking cover 由 another bench, 下一个 to a poll*
Workers: *Shooting at Applejack*
Rarity: *Shoot the workers aiming at Applejack*
T.G.G: *Arrives with Jebediah, both carrying rifles* What is the meaning of this?!
Flam: *Runs through the back of town hall*
Applejack: There goes Flam.
Rarity: I'll get him. The rest of 你 stay here. *Running away*
Jebediah: *Shoots Rarity's leg*
Rarity: Ah! *Falls down*

After Rarity got shot, the others took cover.

T.G.G: There's no use hiding. Come out with your hooves up!
Pierce: 你 know why we left?!
T.G.G: Why?
Harry: You're a terrible mayor!
彩虹 Dash: On three.
Applejack: Ready. 1.. 2..
彩虹 Dash: 3! *Shoots The 金牌 Gunslinger*
Applejack: *Shoots Jebediah*
Pierce: *Laughs* We got them.
Harry: Yeah.
Tom: *Opens the door looking at Harry*
彩虹 Dash: Look out!
Tom: *Shoots Harry*
Pierce: *Shoots Tom three times*
彩虹 Dash: *Goes to Rarity* Rarity. Are 你 okay?
Rarity: *Tries to stand up* I'm having trouble getting up.
Applejack: Can't 你 heal yourself with your magic?
Rarity: I don't know any of those spells.
Pierce: *Looks at Tom who is still alive* I bet he does. *Grabs Tom* Make that unicorn's wound go away.
Tom: What if I don't want to?
Pierce: If 你 don't, I'll kill you.
Tom: *Uses his magic to heal Rarity's wounds*
彩虹 Dash: How's Harry?
Pierce: He died as soon as that bullet hit him. He got shot in the heart.
Applejack: Terrible.
Pierce: Well, at least he's in a better place. Now 你 helped me kill The 金牌 Gunslinger, so I'm going to help 你 kill Flam. Let's go find him.

They ran out of town hall, in 搜索 of Flam.

Flam was running into the train that Pedro forced Oddjob to load.

Pedro: Come on Oddjob, get the locomotive coupled up to the train!
Flam: They're coming! Get us out of here!!
Pedro: *Gets on board*
Oddjob: *Backs the engine into the train*

Once the engine got coupled to the train, Oddjob pulled the throttle back so they could get out of the station, but the wheels slipped, and the train didn't move.

Oddjob: *Pushes the throttle back into place* Come on girl, give it all 你 got!! *Pulls back, but the train still doesn't 移动 as the wheels slip*
Applejack: *With 彩虹 Dash, Rarity, and Pierce. They were walking away from the station, but they here the train* Flam, he's trying to get away 由 train! *Runs to the station with the others*
Oddjob: *Pushes the throttle back into place* Don't do this to us! We gotta escape!! *Pulls back, but the train still doesn't 移动 as the wheels slip*
Pedro: Put some sand on the tracks 你 stupid idiot!!
Oddjob: *Pushes the throttle back into place* Come on girl!! *Pours sand onto the tracks* 你 can do it!! *Pulls back, and the wheels slip*

With the wheels slipping fiercely, the train finally started moving.

彩虹 Dash: Applejack, 你 and Rarity try to get ahead in a wagon. Try to use your magic to make an engine for it. Pierce, you're coming with me onto the train! *Carries Pierce as she flies to the train*
Applejack: So Rarity, what do 你 say 你 get us a steam powered wagon?
Rarity: On it. *Uses her magic to make a wagon appear, and gives it a steam engine* Now gather some wood while I get the 火, 消防 started in the engine.
Applejack: 你 got it. *Goes to get wood*

When 彩虹 Dash, and Pierce got onto the train, they had their gun ready. Both of them were using revolvers.

彩虹 Dash: With all of these weapons, they gotta have something big planned.
Pierce: Yes, but what?
彩虹 Dash: *Looking ahead* Maybe we'll find our answer in one of the cars up ahead.
彩虹 Dash & Pierce: *Goes into a passenger car, quietly*
Pedro: So, with The 金牌 Gunslinger dead, I must carry out his plan professionally, and efficiently.
Flam: Yes, but where are Applejack, 彩虹 Dash, and Rarity?
Pedro: Gone 由 now. If we see them, they won't last long.

Back with Rarity, and Applejack, they got enough wood for fuel, and started off in the wagon.

Applejack: Hey, we don't have a steering wheel.
Rarity: Magic my dear. *Steers the wagon to the right with her magic* Now we have a lot of ground to cover if we're going to catch up to that train.

On the train, 彩虹 Dash, and Pierce finally got the answer they were waiting for.

Flam: So, what is your plan?
Pedro: With some ponies I just hired to fight with me, we will raid the bank of Sacramento. The 金牌 Gunslinger told me that the bank there has $3.5 million dollars. Some of that currency is in gold.
Flam: Do 你 know what we could do with that money?
彩虹 Dash: No, but I do know that we're going to kill you.
Pedro: Who 说 that?! Where did that come from?!
彩虹 Dash & Pierce: *Appear from hiding, and shoot Pedro*
Flam: *Grabs his gun, and shoots Pierce*
Pierce: *Dies*
彩虹 Dash: *Shoots Flam's horn off*
Flam: Oh! *Shoots 彩虹 Dash's gun out of her hoof, and it falls out of the train*
彩虹 Dash: *Running towards Flam*
Flam: *Running for the door*

He made it just in time. Now 彩虹 Dash had to find out where he went.

Song: link

The train went through a tunnel when this happened.

Rarity: I am not getting this wagon dirty.
Applejack: Rarity, we can't let simple things like mud stop us! We need to get to that train.
Rarity: I no longer want to find the train.
Applejack: Well what about 彩虹 Dash?
Rarity: 彩虹 Dash is a tough pony, who-
Applejack: *Makes the wagon go through the mud. Some of it lands on Rarity*
Rarity: My face!! MY MANE!! APPLEJACK!!!!!!!!!!!

Stop the song.

彩虹 Dash: *In the first car of the train, looking for Flam. She's near the coupling between the engine, and train, and decides to uncouple the cars, so that the engine can't pull them to Sacramento*

When she uncoupled the engine, the train started slowing down.

Song: link

Flam: *Swings down from the roof, and kicks 彩虹 Dash into the middle of the car*
彩虹 Dash: *Tackles Flam as he grabs his gun*
Flam: *Drops his gun, and kicks 彩虹 Dash*

They both stood up, and started punching each other.

彩虹 Dash: *Grabs Flam's arm as he picks up the gun, and slams it into the 墙 three times*
Flam: *Drops the gun, and punches 彩虹 Dash*
彩虹 Dash: *Flies over Flam, and grabs the gun*
Flam: *Grabs it, and points it towards the ceiling*
彩虹 Dash: *Kicks Flam, and is getting close to aiming the gun at him*
Flam: *Pushes 彩虹 Dash, making the gun come out of her grasp*

Stop the song.

彩虹 Dash: *Feels the train coming to a complete stop as Flam aims the gun at him*
Flam: I am going to have great pleasure in killing you.
彩虹 Dash: *Looks at Flam, but gets an idea*

Song: link

彩虹 Dash: *Flies out of the train*
Flam: *Shoots at 彩虹 Dash, but misses*
彩虹 Dash: *Flying over the train*
Flam: *Shoots 彩虹 Dash's wing*
彩虹 Dash: Ah! *Falls onto a flatcar with lots of boxes*
Flam: *Climbs onto the 最佳, 返回页首 of the train, and runs towards 彩虹 Dash*
彩虹 Dash: *Looking through the boxes for a weapon*
Flam: *Kicks 彩虹 Dash off the flat car*
彩虹 Dash: *Rolls off the flatcar, and towards a cliff*
Flam: *Jumps off the train, and towards 彩虹 Dash*
彩虹 Dash: *Stands up, looking at the cliff behind her*
Flam: *Punches 彩虹 Dash*
彩虹 Dash: *Falls onto the ground*
Flam: *Grabbing his gun*
彩虹 Dash: *Biting Flam's arm*
Flam: AAH! *Drops his gun, as his arm starts to bleed*
彩虹 Dash: *Kicks the gun away*
Flam: *Punches 彩虹 Dash*
彩虹 Dash: *Grabs him as she falls towards the cliff*

Both of them grabbed the edge just in time.

Applejack: I see the train up ahead.
Rarity: Looks like it stopped, and the engine's no longer there.
Applejack: Faster, we gotta help 彩虹 Dash.
Flam: *Trying to 冲床 彩虹 Dash, but she blocks them*
彩虹 Dash: *Kicks Flam in the rib cage*
Flam: Eugh! *Hits 彩虹 Dash in the face*
彩虹 Dash: *Grabs a loose rock, and hits Flam's arm with it*
Flam: *Almost lets go, but takes the rock from 彩虹 Dash, and hits her chin with it twice*
彩虹 Dash: *Knocks the rock out of his hoof*
Flam: *Hits 彩虹 Dash in the nose*
彩虹 Dash: Ah! *Blood comes out of her nose, and mouth as she accidentally lets go*
Flam: *Grabs 彩虹 Dash, and chokes her*
彩虹 Dash: *Can't breath*
Flam: *Laughing* I'm finally going to kill you, and your friends!!
彩虹 Dash: *Spits blood into his face*
Flam: Gah!
彩虹 Dash: *Breaks free, and grabs another part of the cliff, as she starts climbing to the top*
Flam: *Grabs 彩虹 Dash's leg, and swings her into part of the cliff five times*
彩虹 Dash: *Now the side of her head is bleeding heavily*
Flam: *About to drop 彩虹 Dash*
彩虹 Dash: *Swings from Flam's arm, and grabs the cliff, and starts to climb up*
苹果白兰地 & Rarity: *Arrive in the wagon*
Applejack: Rainbow! *Tosses a gun to 彩虹 Dash, while she, and Rarity point one at Flam*

Stop the song

Flam: *Looking up at 彩虹 Dash* So you're finally going to kill me.
彩虹 Dash: When 你 have to shoot, shoot. Don't waste time talking. *Shoots Flam, and watches him fall down the cliff*
苹果白兰地 & Rarity: *Running towards 彩虹 Dash, and hug her*
Applejack: We're so glad you're okay.
彩虹 Dash: Thanks 你 two, but you're making the pain worse.
Rarity: Oh. *Lets go*
Applejack: *Lets go* Sorry. Say, you're bleeding Rainbow.
彩虹 Dash: What else is new?
Rarity: How come you're the only one that gets blood on their body from a fight, and not us?
Applejack: Good question.
彩虹 Dash: Let's not worry about that right now. We must get back to the present.

And, with a flash of light, they returned to Ponyville on February 5, 2016. They have teleported 由 the lake, 下一个 to their 船, 小船 where they left it.

Applebloom arrived with Sweetie Belle, Scootaloo, and Twilight Sparkle.

Applebloom: Look Twilight, there they are.
Twilight: *Talking in the voice of Ice Cube* Man, that's a lame boat!
Applejack: *Gasps*
Rarity: Twilight!
彩虹 Dash: How could you?!
Twilight: *Laughs, and talks in her normal voice* Don't worry everypony, only joking. Besides, I only talk like that when I'm the villain, in the Hedgehog In Ponyville stories.
Sweetie Belle: You're a villain?!!?
Scootaloo: I think 你 weren't supposed to tell anyone that.
彩虹 Dash: Well, nothing we can do to stop it.
Scootaloo: *Looks at 彩虹 Dash, and sees the blood on her face* 彩虹 Dash! What happened to you?!
Twilight: Oh my! Rainbow! That's a lot of blood.
彩虹 Dash: No sweat Twi, I don't feel a thing. *Goes to the lake, and washes the blood off* Now what do 你 say we go sailing?
Applebloom: Yeah!
Twilight: Let's see this 船, 小船 in action.

Ending Song: link

彩虹 Dash: *Helps Applejack, and Rarity push the 船, 小船 into the water. They jump in, and watch their 老友记 as they look at them with smiling faces*

Just Be Me

Episode 3: The Loyal, The Honest, And The Generous

Based off of the video 由 AgrolChannel on youtube.

Starring the good ponies

彩虹 Dash
苹果白兰地
and Rarity
Pierce Hawkins
Harry Calahan
Applebloom
Sweetie Belle
Scootaloo
Twilight Sparkle

Also starring the bad ponies

Flim & Flam
Big Macintosh as The 金牌 Gunslinger
Tom Foolery
Jebediah Turner
Pedro Vandana
And Oddjob

Background characters

Old Asian 小马
The Cowboy Ponies
The Reverend
Workers for The 金牌 Gunslinger

The names, and events in this 粉丝 fiction are fictitious. Any portrayal of real events, 或者 real people is purely coincidental.

The End