Found this on the net ;)
29 Annoying Ways to Order a 比萨, 比萨饼
1. Start the conversation with "My call to (Pizza Place), take one... and... ACTION!"
2. If using a touch-tone phone, press 随意 numbers while ordering. Tell the person taking the order, "would 你 please stop doing that...?"
3. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."
4. Do not name your toppings; rather, spell them out.
5. Ask what the order taker is wearing.
6. Order 52 pepperoni slices arranged in a fractal pattern following from an equation 你 are about to dictate. Ask if they're getting all of this...
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