PIZZA!

1. While 你 are 你 are making an order, randomly start pressing the numbers on the phone and tell the guy to stop doing it.

2. Make up a credit card name and ask if they accept it.

3. Ask for a Big Mac, French fries and a Large Coke.

4. Finish the order with: “Remember, this conversation never happened”.

5. Tell him you’ve got another 比萨, 比萨饼 delivery on the other line and you’re buying from the one who offers the lowest price.

6. Just give him your address and say “Surprise me”. Then hang up.

7. Answer his 问题 with other questions.

8. Spell the ingredients.

9. Stutter every time...

比萨, 比萨饼 was originally made as a 食物 for the poor. It still is a great value, even if it's 更多 upper class.

How much do 你 spend on 食物 everyday? If 你 eat out cheaply, 你 pretty much have to spend about $5 per meal; think macdonalds, a sandwich, halal food. 比萨, 比萨饼 seems the same way, no? In fact, 比萨, 比萨饼 can be cheaper than groceries!

Think about it. If you're a bachelor, if 你 order a pizza, it's worth four meals (2 slices a meal). Josephine's large pie is 9.99. That's 2.50 a meal. If 你 buy your own 面包 and coldcuts and swiss cheese, it will come to 2.50 a meal. A single small package...