Picks How do 你 escape a cyclops before it eats you?

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由 placing a 香蕉 peel where it cannot see it, make it slip, and run away
由 blinding him with my potent flashlight and run away
由 slicing onions, tell a sad story to make it cry, then run away
Just run away
Poke his eye with a stick to make him blind and run away
Make him cry with a "Your mom!" joke and run.
What's so Bad About Cyclopes
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 Dark_Silence posted 一年多以前
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