While 你 are trying to figure out how 你 ended up in the woods, a 熊 attacks you. What do 你 do? 民意调查 Results - Picks

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Picks While 你 are trying to figure out how 你 ended up in the woods, a 熊 attacks you. What do 你 do?

88 fans picked:

In the words of King Arthur's knights... RUN AWAY!

33%

Climb a 树

13%

Play dead

Lie in the fetal position and hope to god it doesn't eat 你

(added by caintil31)

Befriend the 熊 in order to rescue my favourite companion

(added by benji)

Set the 熊 on 火, 消防 with the matches!

(added by knifewrench)

Scream to the Heven's for Dwight Shrute's Help

(added by tvman)

Hit it with the thermos and stuff the shampoo down its throat.

(added by harold)

Run away as far as I can, get some stones then climb a 树 and get ready to thro

(added by berly)

Let it do what it will. It's a good 日 to die.

Wrestle the 熊

run away as far as 你 can till the 熊 is gone

(added by fefe2002)

chel1395 posted 一年多以前

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19 comments

	JulieL44 picked Climb a 树: Isn't it hard to run away from a bear? I'm pretty sure he'll catch up to you posted 一年多以前.

	chel1395 picked In the words of King Arthur's knights... RUN AWAY!: Yea, but my first instinct would be to run! posted 一年多以前.

	caintil31 picked Lie in the fetal position and hope to god it doesn't eat 你: i think during a bear attack your supposed to do this posted 一年多以前.

	msqueenbea picked In the words of King Arthur's knights... RUN AWAY!: Even though i'd probably get caught, i'd still run away. posted 一年多以前.

	benji picked Befriend the 熊 in order to rescue my favourite companion: "THE MAN PUNTED BAXTER!" posted 一年多以前.

	sweetmonkeytoes picked In the words of King Arthur's knights... RUN AWAY!: And i would say it just like the knights too posted 一年多以前.

	katyownsyouxx picked In the words of King Arthur's knights... RUN AWAY!: It would just be my first instinct. posted 一年多以前.

	knifewrench picked Set the 熊 on 火, 消防 with the matches!: At first I thought I would climb the tree but I think bears can knock them down, so I would set it alight (the picture for the choice I added is of a home-made flame-thrower posted 一年多以前. last edited 一年多以前

	yeahisawsparks picked Set the 熊 on 火, 消防 with the matches!: There's no way I could outrun it! posted 一年多以前.

	harold picked Hit it with the thermos and stuff the shampoo down its throat.: Playing dead only works if you meet a bear. The question has it that the bear is already attacking, at which point I'm hosed. Can't outrun it, can't outclimb it, can't fool it into losing interest - it's already mauling me. The best I can do it try to damage it while it tears me apart. The shampoo might even be so vile that it would back off...though I don't think it would help me, but rather the next person that the bear might otherwise attack. posted 一年多以前.

	papa said: Before any of you laugh at my selection, the Ursus VI bear suit is REAL and its nutty inventor was profiled in a documentary film from a few years back called "Project Grizzly". Here's a clip of it being "tested" (it's pretty silly, but funny): link Great pick chel! posted 一年多以前.

	Temptasia picked Scream to the Heven's for Dwight Shrute's Help: DWIGHT!!!!!! posted 一年多以前.

	maybeastarbucks picked Hit it with the thermos and stuff the shampoo down its throat.: Bears can climb faster than they can run. It pays to watch the Office. I really think this would work. But before I hit it with the thermos I would smash the thermos and try to stap it with the shards. posted 一年多以前.

	Charmape picked In the words of King Arthur's knights... RUN AWAY!: I think I would run and then attempt to hide/climb up a tree. But running comes first for me. Always. posted 一年多以前.

	DrDevience picked Hit it with the thermos and stuff the shampoo down its throat.: I think this answer was hilarious so had to pick it... posted 一年多以前.

	lady__doom picked Set the 熊 on 火, 消防 with the matches!: lmao its either me or the bear and im not going to die at the hands of a bear so BURN BABY BURN! posted 一年多以前.

	mdinkle1 picked Scream to the Heven's for Dwight Shrute's Help: Dwight Schrute knows eveything about bear attacks! posted 一年多以前.

	sweeneydarksoul picked Set the 熊 on 火, 消防 with the matches!: hehe >:) posted 一年多以前.

	fefe2002 picked run away as far as 你 can till the 熊 is gone: RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! kidding :) posted 一年多以前.