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You Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When…

You go to the Empire State Building and 你 ask for the 600th Floor.

There’s a thunderstorm going on and 你 scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!”

Every time 你 use the Internet, 你 thank Hermes.

When 你 see Harry Potter, 你 think of Percy with glasses.

You burn 食物 to see if it smells good.

You see an owl, 你 go, “Hi Athena!”

You’re in a running/swimming race and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon.

You think that your 最喜爱的 singer is a child of Apollo.

Someone...

Read the others before this to understand.

I stared around the white hotel room, not thinking strait.

"JESSLYN!" I screamed out into the hall. "Come here!!" I ran out into the lobby, ignoring the fact that i was wearing 粉, 粉色 企鹅 pajama pants and a red t-shirt. Many people gave me weird stares, and i'm guessing they would with the problem that my dirty brownish blond hair had the worst 床, 床上 head due ever. I looked like i had a lion's mane.

Nico ran down the stairs with me already dressed with his sword slung over his back and his backpack in hand.

I ran to the front desk. "Sir, have 你 seen,...