你 Know You’re Obsessed with Percy Jackson When…
你 go to the Empire State Building and 你 ask for the 600th Floor.
There’s a thunderstorm going on and 你 scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!” *
Every time 你 use the Internet, 你 thank Hermes.
When 你 see Harry Potter, 你 think of Percy with glasses. *
你 burn 食物 to see if it smells good. *
你 see an owl, 你 go, “Hi Athena!”
You’re in a running/swimming race and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon.
你 think that your 最喜爱的 singer is a child of Apollo.
Someone close to 你 dies and 你 give them money (LOTS of it) just in case…
Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and 你 create a PJO family.
你 go on a cruise and 你 hope the 船, 小船 isn’t The Princess Andromeda…
You’re on a 船, 小船 and 你 pray that Poseidon is in a good mood.
You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and 你 hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast 你 out of the air. *
你 go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy.
你 find your true 爱情 and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you. *
你 think George 衬套, 布什 is a son of Ares
Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with 你 everywhere.
When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos.
你 get a Greek mythology calendar for Christmas.
你 get really mad at Hades when a family member dies.
你 sometimes try to control water. ***
你 don't read anything but PJO for 3 months. *
You've gone to 谷歌 maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address.
Even though not diagnosed, 你 claim 你 have ADHD 或者 dyslexia and blame it on your God parent. *
你 yell "Annabeth!" every time 你 see a NY Yankees hat.
你 make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video games. **
Anytime 你 see an 橙子, 橙色 shirt, 你 look at the front of it to see if it is a Camp shirt. *
你 are a PJO character for Halloween.
Recite lines randomly from the books. *
When 你 see/hear about anything mythology-related, 你 talk about how it was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it. **
Buy anything New York 或者 San Francisco-related.
你 are going to the Camp Half-Blood in Texas
你 are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes symbol.
你 claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your 老友记 argue with you. *****
你 have dreams about PJO characters/events *****
你 carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.
That every time 你 pick up a pen, 你 think it'll turn into a sword.
Every time 你 play dodge ball, 你 bring a suit of armor.
你 go to San Francisco looking for the Old Sea Man.
你 find yourself praying to Poseidon for rain.
Whenever your internet slows (or gets shut) down, 你 yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY DO 你 爱情 ANNOYING ME?!"
你 stuff your Harry Potter 图书 in the back of your closet so 你 have some 更多 places for your PJ&O stuff.
When someone gets married, 你 say: "I hope 你 shall not anger Hera"
In the beginning of your first History class, 你 burst out "Will we be studying Greek mythology?!" *****
你 pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?" *****
When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) 你 scream "JACKSON!" **
When someone dies, 你 pray to Hades to allow them to go across Styx for
free, because they don't have drachmas anymore.
你 are known to scream names of the characters at 随意 times. ****
You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders in case of emergencies *****
你 pray to Athena when 你 don’t study for a math test.
And when 你 flunk 说 test, 你 blame her irritation on Percabeth.
你 make a 列表 of characters never to anger, like this one and why:
-Thalia- Want her for your friend, hate her for your enemy.
-Athena- She scares Percy 更多 than Zeus. Also, she cannot be distracted and her plans always work.
-Hades- Um, this one is rather obvious- also 你 might not be buried with a drachma in your pocket.
-Hermes- Cutting off your internet access would be slow and painful torture. Also I blame the economy crisis on Luke's stealing federal funds. *
When 你 steal your friend's pen 你 believe it's justified because your dad is the god of thieves, and 你 thought it was Riptide and had to check to make sure Percy was still alive. *
你 write 粉丝 fiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer. ******
When your mom grounds 你 from the computer, 你 blame it on a combination of Nemesis, Hera and Hermes' little joke.
你 want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks. *
你 give all your 老友记 god parents **
你 测试 fellow 粉丝 on the minor gods and win. **
你 spend time doing pointless research at, just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site. ***
你 plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed.
你 imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Super bowl. **
你 get your parents to start 阅读 PJO (Please Mom, no need to thank me.)
你 think Percy's extended family needs extensive therapy. ***
你 have a countdown to the Demigod Files because of the mention of Percabeth.
你 want Kronos buried under Wichita, Kansas in a 安全 deposit toothpick box. No one will ever look there, and hopefully he'll be too tiny to bother the locals. ***
Your mother thinks 你 need to get a boyfriend, as does your father to cure your obsession.
你 blame your little brother's desire to turn off your Internet in the middle of this review on Hermes' anger that you've joked about all of them.
你 imagine 随意 unwritten PJO moments during class and laugh. When one 《勇敢传说》 soul unaware of your obsession broaches the 问题 of why 你 were laughing, 你 try to explain. **
They think 你 are nuts because 你 are laughing at Hades' wild card of Nico.
你 think of creative names for Percy besides Seaweed Brain, such as kelphead16 because his head is full of kelp and there's an 85 chance he'll die at the age of sixteen. ***
你 know you're obsessed when 你 lose something, and say, "Come on Hermes!
Give it back!!"
你 think all the 流行的 girls at your school are children of Aphrodite. And say to all the braniacs at your school if Athena is okay.
你 go on YouTube and look at PJO themes for characters. ***
你 read page 287 of BotL over and over again 或者 say the lines in your head **
your internet homepage is Rick Riordan's blog.
你 and your other PJO obsessed friend cracks up if any one mentions the word
Canada 或者 Canadians. ***
你 and your PJO obsessed friend start a 粉丝 club with only 你 two in it.***
你 get other people obsessed. ******
你 know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, and PJO and
use it in conversations. **
Your 最喜爱的 quote of all time comes from PJO. *****
你 and your friend have "diss-wars" using PJO CHARACTERS *
When someone dies, 你 give them a sack of red rubber balls for Cerberus.
Every time 你 see a guy in a wheelchair 你 think "Chiron!!” *
你 find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?"
When your boyfriend dumps you, 你 take the oath of the hunters
when 你 burn yourself, 你 curse Hephaestus/Hestia.
~you put an offering to Demeter 下一个 to your garden.
~you go up to a teacher in a wheelchair and say, "I know who 你 really are, Chiron…"
~you say "Maia!" when 你 are wearing shoes. **
你 checked to make sure your principal doesn’t have a tail.*
你 know which pages the good parts are on. ****
你 suddenly hate thunderstorms. **
你 start hearing Percabeth in every song 你 hear. *
你 started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary.
你 start figuring out who your godly parent is. ****
你 never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again. ******
你 ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards. *
你 start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes. *******
Each 日 你 check every 粉丝 site 你 know of for new information. *
你 try to figure out how much 食物 dye 你 need to turn 浓情巧克力 chip 饼干 blue.
你 make references to it in school reports and/or to 老友记 that haven’t read it. **
The first thing 你 ask someone when 你 meet them is, “Have 你 read PJO?” ***
你 yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever 你 enter a boat.
你 curse a god/goddess a lot.
你 have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room *****
你 know PJO better than most sane people ******
你 have 链接 to every great PJO site *****
你 beg your mom to make a blue cake for your birthday
你 add things to the 列表 every 日 **
你 know what 你 would do if 你 were Percy *
你 argue with your 老友记 about if Nico should turn evil 或者 not (NOT!)
At least half of your 老友记 have read all the PJO, 或者 are going to in the very near future ***
你 wish 你 could find a 彩虹 to see if Iris messages work **
你 give 老友记 and yourself a godly parent, **
你 are trying to learn Greek *****
你 keep thinking about one of the PJO 图书 when 你 go on a trip. ***
你 think of Percy every time 你 see a dark haired green-eyed boy ****
你 have an instant crush on Nico! **
你 just have to research 更多 about Greek mythology ******
你 want to learn Latin ***
你 copy/paste this onto your 个人资料 ******
Most of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a 交叉, 十字架 over *****
你 have taken every test 你 can find about what demigod parent 你 would/do/should have, and your trying to get your 老友记 to****
你 make sure all of your 老友记 (Or most of them), have an idea about what 你 say when talking about PJO ****
Your 老友记 (At least one), think 你 are obsessed with PJO, and 你 agree **********
你 have one 或者 更多 things related to PJO on your school stuff, and if someone asks 你 why, 你 tell them******
你 have something on your school things (Or 首页 things), that says 'Daughter of God/goddess', and 你 don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of an unliked god/goddess
You’re nodding and smiling when 你 read this********************
你 own every single book***
你 are planning on adding a lot 更多 things to this 列表 **
你 call yourself a demigod ******
你 wish with every fiber of your being that the first page of The Lightning Thief told the truth, and the PJO series is real***********************************************************************************************
你 plan to study Greek mythology in college ********
你 find yourself praying to a 随意 god when 你 didn't study for a math test because 你 were too busy 阅读 PJO
You’ve called someone 你 know a satyr.
你 have AP European History and 你 wish Annabeth could tutor 你 about all the architects 你 have to know.
And that’s how 你 know you’re obsessed with PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS!
Try it :D
I ran 首页 crying. I hated him 更多 now than I ever had 或者 ever will. I mean seriously a girl can't make an indoor blizzard in peace any more. My name is Ashley. Ashley Thorn.
I was outside, hiding behind the football scoreboard as usual when kyle Johnson saw me make a minature blizzard on the tip of my finger. Right then I got exspelled again.
To be continued........................
I have a book that I'm planning to come out in the summer called 'In office '( nothing to do with PJTO ) And another one that I want come out in the 下一个 fall called ' Cold ' I have a feeling they will be good 评论 and read the books.
Thanks! Sincerely,
daughter of Aphrodite.
I was outside, hiding behind the football scoreboard as usual when kyle Johnson saw me make a minature blizzard on the tip of my finger. Right then I got exspelled again.
To be continued........................
I have a book that I'm planning to come out in the summer called 'In office '( nothing to do with PJTO ) And another one that I want come out in the 下一个 fall called ' Cold ' I have a feeling they will be good 评论 and read the books.
Thanks! Sincerely,
daughter of Aphrodite.
*We walk over to D and Chiron* Percy: Kania had her first dream. Tell them girl. *I tell them* Chiron: Alright. Go up into the Big House attic, and wait for a girl. Ask her for a quest, and once you've heard it, come back to me and tell me what she said. *pushes me into the attic* *I sit on a old 粪便, 凳子 and wait* A girl walks in and waits. Me: Dear Oracle, tell me a quest. Girl(in voice of Oracle):
你 shall go to the Underworld,
With 3 老友记 由 you,
Find the betrayer who kills a sib of yours,
Return the 心 to its owner,
你 will lose something 你 love,
And return to camp safely.
To be continued...
你 shall go to the Underworld,
With 3 老友记 由 you,
Find the betrayer who kills a sib of yours,
Return the 心 to its owner,
你 will lose something 你 love,
And return to camp safely.
To be continued...
Hello. My name is ScienceWolf. I 爱情 the Percy Jackson books. I even have my own demi-god. She's a daughter of Zeus ( I made her up). This is my first story in this club btw. Have fun meeting my demi-god self: Kania Lyle.
*My eyes open*
Chiron: Hey, wake up! Come with me. *starts walking away*
Me: *groans and rubs eyes* Who are you?
Chiron: My name is Chiron. Please come with me.
Me: What's going on? What are 你 doing?
*He takes me to a camp with other people and sits me 由 a pole*
Boy 1: Hi new camper! I'm Grover!
Girl 1: Hello. I'm Annabeth.
Girl 2: Oh, hey. I'm Clarisse.
Chiron: Follow me.
Me: Okay, what in the world is even going on? Why am I here?
* A boy pushes past Annabeth and looks at me with happy green eyes*
Boy 2: Hi! I'm Percy! I'm son of Poseidon!
Man: Everyone, give Kania some room! Come.
Me thinking: Okay. This is getting weird. Is this some god camp? Is everyone here children to the gods?
Me: PLEASE! TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON?!
To be continued...
*My eyes open*
Chiron: Hey, wake up! Come with me. *starts walking away*
Me: *groans and rubs eyes* Who are you?
Chiron: My name is Chiron. Please come with me.
Me: What's going on? What are 你 doing?
*He takes me to a camp with other people and sits me 由 a pole*
Boy 1: Hi new camper! I'm Grover!
Girl 1: Hello. I'm Annabeth.
Girl 2: Oh, hey. I'm Clarisse.
Chiron: Follow me.
Me: Okay, what in the world is even going on? Why am I here?
* A boy pushes past Annabeth and looks at me with happy green eyes*
Boy 2: Hi! I'm Percy! I'm son of Poseidon!
Man: Everyone, give Kania some room! Come.
Me thinking: Okay. This is getting weird. Is this some god camp? Is everyone here children to the gods?
Me: PLEASE! TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON?!
To be continued...
not cool
I lived at camp half blood. in another room. No one understood me. Daughter of Hephaestus. I ended up going to Kronos and all. So it just like happened. I decided I was wrong tried to leave, and Kronos zapped me. . . So much pain. Then I saw a face. PERCY!!!!!!!!!!!!! He saved me.
The enPERCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!d.
The enPERCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!d.
