The iron club floated along the sea as the lady Alvida spat water and grabbed it.
"No! Straw Hat, curse you! I'll get you. I'll follow 你 and grab your ship as 你 enter the Grand Line, before 你 can be the Pirate King, I'll be the Pirate Queen! Hahahaha, Straw Hat!!"
Swimming in different directions wandering where to go, she managed to make out a box shape in the distance. As she got closer, the box made a roof, stairs, windows, until what Alvida saw was a house, floating on the sea abandoned.

Water trailed the floor as she scavenged items from the house, such as 厨房 items. As she searched the cupboards hungrily, she spotted a strange item in the last cupboard. A pineapple shaped fruit, glowing green, with swirls... What she had found was the 水果 of the devil.

The 刀 slipped of the edges as Alvida tried to peel of the skin, the skin wasn't coming off. On Alvida's last try to get the skin off, the 刀 slipped onto the floor.
"What is this? I'll have to eat it with the skin on."
She grabbed the 水果 and pushed it down her wide throat. About to puke, her fat slipped down her dress, from her face and belly, and the dress almost fell off.
"W-W-What?"
She grabbed a mirror and stroked her face.
"I'm... I'm... I'm beautiful!" Straw Hat, 你 will bow to me!

To Be Continued.