This is Norman again. Why won't 你 answer me. I mean I know your having fun without me but I would like to give 你 thoughts again before I am useless.
Don't tell me 你 switched to that insane person's brain. What was his name again? Ah, Brian, great man, great man, wait is that where I am, did 你 switch me so he could get out of jail! I'm so dissapointed.
But remember that one time we went swimming? Ah good times good times, and that man almost drowned us. What was it again? Oh yeah, he wanted to rid us of carbon. Glad he did it for us I feel so much better.

Hello this is Norman, your brain.
Sorry we haven't been in contact but I thought I would never see 你 again.
Why don't 你 搜索 for me, I miss you.
Now that I found 你 爱情 me again like 你 did when we were three years old and the world was new, just like the dinosaurs.
Remember that 鹦鹉 we would look at, wasn't his name Remmat, he was so nice and cuddly especially when he bit us on the nose and shoulders. Ahhh such a nice bird.
Well anyway I want to share 更多 of these moments to you, please find me, I don't know where I am.