Yo momma so fat, scientists have declared her 屁股 to be the 10th planet.
Yo momma's so stupid, she got hit 由 a parked car.
Your momma's so poor she can't even pay attention!
Your mamma is so fat she's on both sides of the family.
Your mamma is so fat when we were having sex I rolled over 9 times and I was still on the BITCH!!!!!
Yo momma so ugly your Grandma threw her on the 街, 街道 and was charged for littering.
Yo momma so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!
Yo momma so ugly, she walked into 塔科, 炸玉米饼 钟, 贝尔 and everyone ran for the border.
Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells...
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