A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt.
After any salary raise, 你 will have less money at the end of the 月 than 你 did before.
Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he/she is supposed to be doing.
At work, the authority of a person is inversely proportional to the number of pens that person is carrying.
Don't be irreplaceable, if 你 can't be replaced, 你 can't be promoted.
Eat one live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to 你 the rest of the day.
Everything can be filed under "miscellaneous."
Following the rules will not get the job done.
Getting the job done is no excuse for not following the rules.
If at first 你 don't succeed, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.
If it wasn't for the last minute, nothing would get done.
If 你 are good, 你 will be assigned all the work. If 你 are really good, 你 will get out of it.
If 你 can't get your work done in the first 24 hours, work nights.
Important letters that contain no errors will develop errors in the mail.
It doesn't matter what 你 do, it only matters what 你 say you've done and what you're going to do.
Never delay the ending of a meeting 或者 the beginning of a 鸡尾酒 hour.
No matter how much 你 do, 你 never do enough.
People who go to conferences are the ones who shouldn't.
The last person that quit 或者 was fired will be held responsible for everything that goes wrong.
The 更多 crap 你 put up with, the 更多 crap 你 are going to get.
To err is human, to forgive is not our policy.
When confronted 由 a difficult problem 你 can solve it 更多 easily 由 reducing it to the question, "How would Wonder Woman handle this?"
When the bosses talk about improving productivity, they are never talking about themselves.
When 你 don't know what to do, walk fast and look worried.
你 are always doing something marginal when the boss drops 由 your desk.
你 can go anywhere 你 want if 你 look serious and carry a clipboard.
After any salary raise, 你 will have less money at the end of the 月 than 你 did before.
Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he/she is supposed to be doing.
At work, the authority of a person is inversely proportional to the number of pens that person is carrying.
Don't be irreplaceable, if 你 can't be replaced, 你 can't be promoted.
Eat one live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to 你 the rest of the day.
Everything can be filed under "miscellaneous."
Following the rules will not get the job done.
Getting the job done is no excuse for not following the rules.
If at first 你 don't succeed, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.
If it wasn't for the last minute, nothing would get done.
If 你 are good, 你 will be assigned all the work. If 你 are really good, 你 will get out of it.
If 你 can't get your work done in the first 24 hours, work nights.
Important letters that contain no errors will develop errors in the mail.
It doesn't matter what 你 do, it only matters what 你 say you've done and what you're going to do.
Never delay the ending of a meeting 或者 the beginning of a 鸡尾酒 hour.
No matter how much 你 do, 你 never do enough.
People who go to conferences are the ones who shouldn't.
The last person that quit 或者 was fired will be held responsible for everything that goes wrong.
The 更多 crap 你 put up with, the 更多 crap 你 are going to get.
To err is human, to forgive is not our policy.
When confronted 由 a difficult problem 你 can solve it 更多 easily 由 reducing it to the question, "How would Wonder Woman handle this?"
When the bosses talk about improving productivity, they are never talking about themselves.
When 你 don't know what to do, walk fast and look worried.
你 are always doing something marginal when the boss drops 由 your desk.
你 can go anywhere 你 want if 你 look serious and carry a clipboard.
It seems that life goes 由 resembling somewhat of a 钟, 贝尔 curve of what is considered successful...
At age 4...success is...not peeing in your pants.
At age 10...success is...making your own meals.
At age 12...success is...having friends.
At age 16...success is...having a drivers license.
At age 20...success is...having sex.
At age 35...success is...having money.
At age 50...success is...having money.
At age 60...success is...having sex.
At age 70...success is...having a drivers license.
At age 75...success is...having friends.
At age 80...success is...making your own meals.
At age 85...success is...not peeing in your pants.
At age 4...success is...not peeing in your pants.
At age 10...success is...making your own meals.
At age 12...success is...having friends.
At age 16...success is...having a drivers license.
At age 20...success is...having sex.
At age 35...success is...having money.
At age 50...success is...having money.
At age 60...success is...having sex.
At age 70...success is...having a drivers license.
At age 75...success is...having friends.
At age 80...success is...making your own meals.
At age 85...success is...not peeing in your pants.
Good girls say "thanks for a wonderful dinner"...
Bad girls say, "what's for breakfast?"
Good girls never go after another girl's man...
Bad girls go after him AND his brother.
Good girls wear white cotton panties...
Bad girls don't wear any.
Good girls wax their floors...
Bad girls wax their bikini lines.
Good girls loosen a few buttons when it's hot...
Bad girls make it hot 由 loosening a few buttons.
Good girls make chicken for dinner...
Bad girls make reservations.
Good girls blush during bedrooms scenes in movies...
Bad girls know they could do better.
Good girls never consider sleeping with the boss...
Bad girls never do either, unless he's very, very rich.
Good girls believe you're not fully dressed without a strand of pearls...
Bad girls believe that 你 are fully dressed with JUST a strand of pearls.
Good girls 爱情 Italian food...
Bad girls 爱情 Italian waiters.
Bad girls say, "what's for breakfast?"
Good girls never go after another girl's man...
Bad girls go after him AND his brother.
Good girls wear white cotton panties...
Bad girls don't wear any.
Good girls wax their floors...
Bad girls wax their bikini lines.
Good girls loosen a few buttons when it's hot...
Bad girls make it hot 由 loosening a few buttons.
Good girls make chicken for dinner...
Bad girls make reservations.
Good girls blush during bedrooms scenes in movies...
Bad girls know they could do better.
Good girls never consider sleeping with the boss...
Bad girls never do either, unless he's very, very rich.
Good girls believe you're not fully dressed without a strand of pearls...
Bad girls believe that 你 are fully dressed with JUST a strand of pearls.
Good girls 爱情 Italian food...
Bad girls 爱情 Italian waiters.