Does any of this sound somewhat familiar?
1 星, 星级 hangover *
No pain. No real feeling of illness.. Your sleep last night was a mere disco nap which is giving 你 a whole lot of misplaced energy. Be glad that 你 are able to function relatively well. However, 你 are still parched. 你 can drink 10 bottles of water and still feel this way. Even vegetarians are craving a 乳酪汉堡, 吉士汉堡 and a side of fries.
2 星, 星级 hangover **
Slight headache. Don't feel sick, but something is definitely amiss. 你 may look okay but 你 have the attention span and mental capacity of a stapler. The coffee 你 chug to try and remain focused is only exacerbating your rumbling gut, which is craving a full English breakfast. Last night has wreaked havoc on your bowels and even though 你 have a nice demeanour about the office, 你 are costing your employer valuable money because all 你 really can handle is aimlessly surfing the net and 写作 破烂, 垃圾 e-mails.
3 星, 星级 hangover ***
Definite headache. Stomach feels crappy. 你 are definitely a 太空 cadet and so not productive. Anytime a girl walks 由 你 gag because her perfume reminds 你 of the 随意 杜松子酒 shots 你 did with your alcoholic 老友记 after the bouncer kicked 你 out at 1:45 a.m. Life would be better right now if 你 were in your 床, 床上 with a dozen 甜甜圈 and a litre of 可乐 watching Good Morning with Richard and Judy. You've had 4 cups of coffee, a gallon of water, 2 Sausage Rolls and a litre of diet 可乐 - yet 你 haven't peed once.
4 星, 星级 hangover ****
Your head is throbbing and 你 can't speak too quickly 或者 else 你 might honk. 你 have 迷失 the will to live. Your boss has already lambasted 你 for being late and has 给 你 a lecture for reeking of booze. 你 wore nice clothes, but that can't hide the fact that 你 missed an oh-so crucial spot shaving, (girls, it looks like 你 put your make-up on while riding the bumper cars), your teeth have sweaters, your eyes look like one big vein
and your hair style makes 你 look like a reject from the class picture of Moss side secondary school circa 1976. 你 would give a weeks pay for one the following: 1. 首页 time, 2. A duvet and somewhere to be alone, 或者 3. A time machine so 你 could go back and NOT have gone out the night before.
5 星, 星级 hangover (aka Dante's 4th 圈, 圈子 of Hell) *****
你 have a 秒 heartbeat in your head which is actually scaring the employee who sits 下一个 to you. Death seems pretty good right now. 你 can't focus as your eyes are scrunched up against the overpowering glare from your computer screen Rancid 伏特加 vapor is seeping out of every pore, staining your 衬衫 and making 你 dizzy. 你 still have toothpaste crust in the corners of your mouth, at least 你 think it's toothpaste crust. 你 don't give a damn either way. Your body has 迷失 the ability to generate saliva and your tongue is suffocating you. You'd cry but that would take the last of the moisture left in your body. Talking is not an option. Your boss doesn't even get mad at 你 and your co-workers think that your dog just died because 你 look so pathetic. 你 should have called in sick because all 你 can manage to do is breathe....very gently
1 星, 星级 hangover *
No pain. No real feeling of illness.. Your sleep last night was a mere disco nap which is giving 你 a whole lot of misplaced energy. Be glad that 你 are able to function relatively well. However, 你 are still parched. 你 can drink 10 bottles of water and still feel this way. Even vegetarians are craving a 乳酪汉堡, 吉士汉堡 and a side of fries.
2 星, 星级 hangover **
Slight headache. Don't feel sick, but something is definitely amiss. 你 may look okay but 你 have the attention span and mental capacity of a stapler. The coffee 你 chug to try and remain focused is only exacerbating your rumbling gut, which is craving a full English breakfast. Last night has wreaked havoc on your bowels and even though 你 have a nice demeanour about the office, 你 are costing your employer valuable money because all 你 really can handle is aimlessly surfing the net and 写作 破烂, 垃圾 e-mails.
3 星, 星级 hangover ***
Definite headache. Stomach feels crappy. 你 are definitely a 太空 cadet and so not productive. Anytime a girl walks 由 你 gag because her perfume reminds 你 of the 随意 杜松子酒 shots 你 did with your alcoholic 老友记 after the bouncer kicked 你 out at 1:45 a.m. Life would be better right now if 你 were in your 床, 床上 with a dozen 甜甜圈 and a litre of 可乐 watching Good Morning with Richard and Judy. You've had 4 cups of coffee, a gallon of water, 2 Sausage Rolls and a litre of diet 可乐 - yet 你 haven't peed once.
4 星, 星级 hangover ****
Your head is throbbing and 你 can't speak too quickly 或者 else 你 might honk. 你 have 迷失 the will to live. Your boss has already lambasted 你 for being late and has 给 你 a lecture for reeking of booze. 你 wore nice clothes, but that can't hide the fact that 你 missed an oh-so crucial spot shaving, (girls, it looks like 你 put your make-up on while riding the bumper cars), your teeth have sweaters, your eyes look like one big vein
and your hair style makes 你 look like a reject from the class picture of Moss side secondary school circa 1976. 你 would give a weeks pay for one the following: 1. 首页 time, 2. A duvet and somewhere to be alone, 或者 3. A time machine so 你 could go back and NOT have gone out the night before.
5 星, 星级 hangover (aka Dante's 4th 圈, 圈子 of Hell) *****
你 have a 秒 heartbeat in your head which is actually scaring the employee who sits 下一个 to you. Death seems pretty good right now. 你 can't focus as your eyes are scrunched up against the overpowering glare from your computer screen Rancid 伏特加 vapor is seeping out of every pore, staining your 衬衫 and making 你 dizzy. 你 still have toothpaste crust in the corners of your mouth, at least 你 think it's toothpaste crust. 你 don't give a damn either way. Your body has 迷失 the ability to generate saliva and your tongue is suffocating you. You'd cry but that would take the last of the moisture left in your body. Talking is not an option. Your boss doesn't even get mad at 你 and your co-workers think that your dog just died because 你 look so pathetic. 你 should have called in sick because all 你 can manage to do is breathe....very gently
I was bored =/ I tried to put just the people that I see around most as opposed to people that only pop in every now and then so if I didn’t put 你 in it, I’m sorry
LPers, BLers gather here
And maybe we all could use a beer
But let’s make one thing very clear
Stalkers and shit talkers get kicked to the rear
Pinjas are the one thing 你 should fear
You’ll cry and your make-up will smear
Might want to look in the mirror before 你 decide to judge, my dear
Newbies come and newbies go but in the end we laugh cause you’re all queer
Just remember your not all welcome near
The epicness that...
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And maybe we all could use a beer
But let’s make one thing very clear
Stalkers and shit talkers get kicked to the rear
Pinjas are the one thing 你 should fear
You’ll cry and your make-up will smear
Might want to look in the mirror before 你 decide to judge, my dear
Newbies come and newbies go but in the end we laugh cause you’re all queer
Just remember your not all welcome near
The epicness that...
