Kai-Lan's Royal Adventures
Season 1, Episode 9
"Rintoo's New Leaf"

[[The episode begins with Rintoo and Kai-Lan watching a race on TV.]]

Rintoo: Wow, this is an awesome race. Who do 你 think is gonna win?
Kai-Lan: I don't know, but whoever it is, I sure hope it's Danica Ptrick.
Rintoo: 你 know, me too.

[[The scene cuts to the TV, where Danica Patrick is passing some of the other cars in the race, bringing her into first

place.]]

Announcer: And the winner, be default is, Danica Patrick.
Rintoo: Yes, yes, yes! I knew it, I knew she'd win. How awesome is that?
Kai-Lan: Really awesome.
Rintoo: 你 know,...

[Bot]

oh hi We've gotta get ready

[Brobee]

A little to the left!

[Axl]

Steady, steady!

[Kai-lan]

There's presents to be wrapped

[Geo]

And games to play

[Spyler

Oh, we are having
Spyler kai-lan & 老友记 Christmas
And it's everybody's holiday

[Mr. mouse]

(Look out! Excuse me! Holiday cheese coming through! Here we go! Watch out!)

[Massimo cinnamon & axl]

Oh, we've got to get ready

[Pinch]

(Oh no, my name's not Freddy.)

[Mr. Mouse, [Massimo cinnamon & Axl]
]

(We gotta get ready!)

[mr mouse]

(Ahem! Would anyone like some Brie?)

Dj lance]

You know a good, old fashioned
Spyler Kai-lan & 老友记 Christmas

[Ootsie...

[[Rintoo and Hoho are lying down on the grass, looking up at the sky, when all of a sudden they hear a strange noise.]]

Hoho: What was that?
Rintoo: I'm not sure. But whatever it is, it sure is loud.

[[The noise begins again, but this time, it's close.]]

Hoho: There it is again. But it's closer this time.
Rintoo: It seems t come from around here.

[[Hoho puts his ears on Rintoo's stomach, where he finds out that it was his stomach making the noise.]]

Hoho: It's your tummy, Rintoo.
Rintoo: [[laughs]] You're right. I guess I'm getting hungry. [[laughs again]]

[[Hoho's stomch starts growling.]]

Hoho: Hey,...

Why give Stompy his first fanfic? Because he doesn't get any damn respect. Yeah, his name is on the 标题 of an NHKL episode, but I don't feel that's enough. Hence, the following fanfic.

Kai-Lan: Stompy, 你 want to do WHAT?????
Stompy: Yeah. 你 heard me. I want to become a daredevil. Like, 你 know, Evel Knievel, but with fewer injuries.
Kai-Lan: And you're absolutely sure 你 want to potentially risk your life doing crazy-ass stunts?
Stompy: Are 你 kidding me? I get no respect around here! Back when 你 had that train(I don't want to know how 你 even got that), 你 and your 老友记 had to...

[[One day, Kai-Lan and her 老友记 were outside playing their 最喜爱的 game, Twirly Whirly Flyers.]]

Kai-Lan: Okay guys, let's play. First, touch your nose.

[[Everyone touches their nose.]]

Kai-Lan: Then your toes.

[[Everyone touches their toes.]]

Kai-Lan: Now touch your head.

[[Everyone touches their head. Rintoo then scratches it.]]

Kai-Lan: Now rub your hands together to spin your twirly whirly up in the air. Come on, faster, faster, now let go.

[[The gang lets go of their twirly whirly 花 and watches them fly up in the air.]]

Hoho: Wow, look at our twirly whirly flyers spin up in the air.
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