ni hao kai-lan

It's 圣诞节 time in the village and everybody's excited. Here's where the story begins. Kai-Lan and her 老友记 are putting up decorations, while Ye Ye is putting out snacks besides them.

Ye Ye: How are the decorations coming along?
Kai-Lan: They're going great.
Ye Ye: [laughs] I'm glad to hear that. Here are some snacks for 你 guys.
All: Xie Xie!
Ye Ye: Bié kèqì. I know 你 guys must be getting hungry after all that hard work. Huítóu jiàn!
All: Huítóu jiàn!
Hoho: Kai-Lan, do 你 think there will be a lot of presents under the 树 this year?
Kai-Lan: I hope so, Hoho. It's gonna be very...

Kai-Lan's Royal Adventures
Season 2, Episode 9
"Once Upon a Rintoo"

[The episode begins where the last episode left off at: Hoholand. Everyone is finished cleaning up the debris and is having fun on each of the rides.]

Rintoo: I can't believe we did it. It took us a long time, but we finally managed to get Hoholand back in operation.
Hoho: 你 说 it. And after all of that cleaning and repairing, we deserved a little down time. So what do 你 say: up for a ride on the roller coaster?
Rintoo: Oh, 你 better believe it.

[Rintoo and Hoho run over to the roller coaster. The roller coaster is a 6 ft....

Kai-Lan's Royal Adventures
Season 2, Episode 2
"Xin Xin and Tain Tain's Bogus Journey"

[The episode begins moments after the aftermath of the last episode. Kai-Lan and her 老友记 are in the royal playroom, drawing pictures.]

Kai-Lan: Boy, I hope we don't end up in a situation like that anymore.
Rintoo: [laughs] 你 说 it. I couldn't think of anything we could do if we did get kicked out the palace.
Kai-Lan: Enough of that. Check out what I just drew.
Rintoo: What is it supposed to be?
Tolee: I think it's supposed to be some sort of truck.
Kai-Lan: You're right, Tolee. It is a truck, but it has a...

The reason I made the switch in titles was I originally was going to have a minor character befall this fate, but after I thought it through a little more, Rintoo seemed like a perfect fit for this whole thing. So... that ends the confusion. Now, for why this fanfic is titled what it's titled.

Rintoo: Okay, guys, get ready to have your brains explode.
Tolee: I'm grossed out 由 fleshy explosions.
Rintoo: Okay, except for Tolee.
Kai-Lan: If anything happens, we're here for you.
Rintoo: Okay, here we go.
*Rintoo starts his run with a 360 Melon, an easy trick to pull off. He then ramps it up a bit by...

[Rintoo and Spyler runnning and laughing]
Rintoo: I'm going to get yopu.
Spyler: [laughing] 你 don't stand a chance.
[stomach growling]
Spyler: What was that?
Rintoo: That was my tummy rumbling. All this running around is making me hungry.
[Spyler's stomach growls]
Spyler: Me too. Hey, why don't we go 首页 for lunch.
Rintoo: That's an awesome idea. Hey, Spyler, what do 你 think is going to be for lunch?
Spyler: I hope there's 花生 牛油, 黄油 and 果冻 sandwiches, oh, oh, 或者 maybe hot dogs, 或者 maybe, 或者 maybe
[Rintoo's stomach growls again]
Rintoo: Well, whatever's there is going to taste awesome!
Spyler:...

[Brobee]

Where do 你 go
When 你 need to know
And you've run up against a wall?

Peanut oh man
[Milli]

We know what to do
Let your fingers perrruse

[Brobee Milli & Spyler]

That thick, beefy book with it all

[Spyler]

With it all

[Brobee Milli & Spyler]

It's the Great Big Book of Everything

With everything inside
See the world around us
This book's the perfect guide
With everything from A to zoo
Just 由 flipping through

[Milli]

Know how, 显示 how
From 袋鼠 to moo cow
The scuttlebutt from 汤 to nuts

[Brobee Milli & Spyler]

We can look it up

Spyler & Brobee]

Info, to go
From cockatoo to buffalo

[Brobee...