We like to pretend like we're hard to fool...but we're not. The entire world has been fooled lots of times. All it takes is a good story and some clever staging. I don't think we should worry about it so much.
In which John takes his punishment 由 waxing a leg and eating a blenderized happy meal from McDonald's. Warning: Obviously, this is incredibly gross. The song is "Kenesaw Mountain Landis," 由 Jonathan Coulton, used via Creative Commons license.
In which John resurrects the Evil Baby Orphanage in an attempt to confront Kim Jong Il, who just ordered the launch of a long-range missile, angering the entire world.
In which John sings the theme song from Blossom, eats a teaspoon of horseradish at 8 in the morning (not recommended), and discusses various opinionations.