1. Glomp Kankuro and squeal “I wuv 你 big bwother!”
2. Go out with Keiko
3. Go out with Kaede
4. 交叉, 十字架 his eyes and mumble “Chocolate monkeys are eating my brain…”
5. Fly around on his sand and do a little dance whil chanting “Me da Kazekage bitches ha-ha”
6. Ask Kiba to *butter his muffin*
7. Not die in Shippuuden
8. start talking like a prep
9. tryout for the Cheer team
10. Try to erase to rings around his eyes
11. become Orochimaru’s 最喜爱的 bitch
12. Try to bleach his hair 由 himself
13. decide that killing is not his purpose in life
14. Admit to himself that Temari is in fact his sister
15. Let Temari do his hair
16. 星, 星级 in a Hollywood movie as a happy drunk
17. Yell “WHAT THE F^*+?! 你 F^*+ING @$$ HOLES! STOP F^*+ING AROUND WITH MY F^*+ING SAND! G0DAMIT!
18. apologize for #17
19. Introduce Sakura as ‘Hag’
20. Support Sandcest
21. Break a bone
22. Get a paper cut
23. Get out his old teddy 熊 and hug it
24. Play pokeman Yellow version
25. Sprain his ankle
26. Trip over nothing
27. Sing about crap in the shower
28. rewrite Eldest for no reason
29. become superstitious
30. Play the dating game and lose
31. Hug a 随意 kid because he used “please and thank you”
32. Lay in the 草 and stargaze
33. Take life as it comes
34. Tell the whole Room exactly how badly he needs to pee
35. Drink a soda and say “Eek! I can feel the bubbles in intestines!”
36. Sleep
37. Go out for burgers with Kuranai
38. Call a the reject hotline and tell the women on the other end that she is a meany
39. Forgive me for 写作 this about him
40. 加入 his own fanclub
41. Say “Dude… I just dropped acid and watched Planet of the Apes… It was sweet. 你 should try it…
42. Fall in 爱情 with every single one of his 粉丝 girls at once
43. Give Kankuro a full girl’s makeup job
44. 加入 a Conga like to the Song “White Boy”
45. Do the Macarena
46. Think 晚餐, 晚饭 man is the Hottest ever
47. Call Sasori a Poopoo Head
48. Start Saying “un…” at the end of every sentence
49. Type Temagaa on 谷歌 to see what it is
50. Make a quilt with all of his, Kankuro’s and Temari’s childhood memories
51. Get rid to the 爱情 symbol on his head
52. Wear 花 in his hair and sing “The Sound of Music”
53. Ask Temari how he looks in her costume
54. Cosplay as Deidara
55. Steel the cookie from the cookie jar
56. Hug Sasuke because he feels bad about his curse mark
57. Say “Onee-San, Gaara needs a huggy”
58. Tell Keiko how Hot she looks in that badly matched outfit
59. 加入 the “Friends of Space” Organization
60. Yell “Holly Son Of A Bitch!”
61. Get 迷失 in a sand box
62. Live on 芒果 Street
63. Do “Jump On It” at Pioneer High School
64. Tell 火影忍者 that their 爱情 affair isn’t going to work out like they thought it would
65. Make the monkey face
66. Throw a Sleep over with Sasuke, Neji, and Zaku
67. Tell somebody to bite his sand paper ass
68. Apologize for #67
69. Go a 日 without killing anybody
70. Ask Sakura if she would like to read his new 佐鸣（sasunaru） Fanfiction
71. 交叉, 十字架 dress on Halloween
72. Eat sushi until he pukes
73. Throw a party when he gets his period
74. Tell his friend that the 下一个 time he touches his scetch book that he would beat him with it until he falls down dead
75. Stab himself and shout “I’m sooo frigen EMO!”
76. Find the 爱情 of his life
77. Insist that all of his 老友记 call him Twinkle Toes
78. Ride survivor and scream
79. Break Dance
80. Tell the raccoon demon to shove it
81. Stop twitching and grunting
82. Live in a bachelor pad
83. Throw Linguini at the 墙 and pronounce it garbage
84. Attempt to do Alchemy 由 clapping his hands
85. Say “Sorry, I only 日期 Homosapeins.”
86. Tell the Develop a new crush every Week
87. Point at Shippou and yell “FOX DEAMON!!!!!!” then run away screaming like a little girl
88. Turn into a 鱼 with a wizard
89. Get high off of laughing gas
90. Try to set 鹿丸 up with Temari
91. Regard Kaede as a close family friend
92. Fly with Peter Pan
93. Tell Harry Potter that he has angst issues
94. Get fat
95. Merry Leader-Sama
96. Tell Hidan to 移动 his 冬青, 冬青树 ass
97. Become a Joshinist
98. Hand out fliers for “Save the children”
99. Neglect the people of SUNA
100. ride off into the sunset
2. Go out with Keiko
3. Go out with Kaede
4. 交叉, 十字架 his eyes and mumble “Chocolate monkeys are eating my brain…”
5. Fly around on his sand and do a little dance whil chanting “Me da Kazekage bitches ha-ha”
6. Ask Kiba to *butter his muffin*
7. Not die in Shippuuden
8. start talking like a prep
9. tryout for the Cheer team
10. Try to erase to rings around his eyes
11. become Orochimaru’s 最喜爱的 bitch
12. Try to bleach his hair 由 himself
13. decide that killing is not his purpose in life
14. Admit to himself that Temari is in fact his sister
15. Let Temari do his hair
16. 星, 星级 in a Hollywood movie as a happy drunk
17. Yell “WHAT THE F^*+?! 你 F^*+ING @$$ HOLES! STOP F^*+ING AROUND WITH MY F^*+ING SAND! G0DAMIT!
18. apologize for #17
19. Introduce Sakura as ‘Hag’
20. Support Sandcest
21. Break a bone
22. Get a paper cut
23. Get out his old teddy 熊 and hug it
24. Play pokeman Yellow version
25. Sprain his ankle
26. Trip over nothing
27. Sing about crap in the shower
28. rewrite Eldest for no reason
29. become superstitious
30. Play the dating game and lose
31. Hug a 随意 kid because he used “please and thank you”
32. Lay in the 草 and stargaze
33. Take life as it comes
34. Tell the whole Room exactly how badly he needs to pee
35. Drink a soda and say “Eek! I can feel the bubbles in intestines!”
36. Sleep
37. Go out for burgers with Kuranai
38. Call a the reject hotline and tell the women on the other end that she is a meany
39. Forgive me for 写作 this about him
40. 加入 his own fanclub
41. Say “Dude… I just dropped acid and watched Planet of the Apes… It was sweet. 你 should try it…
42. Fall in 爱情 with every single one of his 粉丝 girls at once
43. Give Kankuro a full girl’s makeup job
44. 加入 a Conga like to the Song “White Boy”
45. Do the Macarena
46. Think 晚餐, 晚饭 man is the Hottest ever
47. Call Sasori a Poopoo Head
48. Start Saying “un…” at the end of every sentence
49. Type Temagaa on 谷歌 to see what it is
50. Make a quilt with all of his, Kankuro’s and Temari’s childhood memories
51. Get rid to the 爱情 symbol on his head
52. Wear 花 in his hair and sing “The Sound of Music”
53. Ask Temari how he looks in her costume
54. Cosplay as Deidara
55. Steel the cookie from the cookie jar
56. Hug Sasuke because he feels bad about his curse mark
57. Say “Onee-San, Gaara needs a huggy”
58. Tell Keiko how Hot she looks in that badly matched outfit
59. 加入 the “Friends of Space” Organization
60. Yell “Holly Son Of A Bitch!”
61. Get 迷失 in a sand box
62. Live on 芒果 Street
63. Do “Jump On It” at Pioneer High School
64. Tell 火影忍者 that their 爱情 affair isn’t going to work out like they thought it would
65. Make the monkey face
66. Throw a Sleep over with Sasuke, Neji, and Zaku
67. Tell somebody to bite his sand paper ass
68. Apologize for #67
69. Go a 日 without killing anybody
70. Ask Sakura if she would like to read his new 佐鸣（sasunaru） Fanfiction
71. 交叉, 十字架 dress on Halloween
72. Eat sushi until he pukes
73. Throw a party when he gets his period
74. Tell his friend that the 下一个 time he touches his scetch book that he would beat him with it until he falls down dead
75. Stab himself and shout “I’m sooo frigen EMO!”
76. Find the 爱情 of his life
77. Insist that all of his 老友记 call him Twinkle Toes
78. Ride survivor and scream
79. Break Dance
80. Tell the raccoon demon to shove it
81. Stop twitching and grunting
82. Live in a bachelor pad
83. Throw Linguini at the 墙 and pronounce it garbage
84. Attempt to do Alchemy 由 clapping his hands
85. Say “Sorry, I only 日期 Homosapeins.”
86. Tell the Develop a new crush every Week
87. Point at Shippou and yell “FOX DEAMON!!!!!!” then run away screaming like a little girl
88. Turn into a 鱼 with a wizard
89. Get high off of laughing gas
90. Try to set 鹿丸 up with Temari
91. Regard Kaede as a close family friend
92. Fly with Peter Pan
93. Tell Harry Potter that he has angst issues
94. Get fat
95. Merry Leader-Sama
96. Tell Hidan to 移动 his 冬青, 冬青树 ass
97. Become a Joshinist
98. Hand out fliers for “Save the children”
99. Neglect the people of SUNA
100. ride off into the sunset
