100 things Hatake 卡卡西 will never be caught dead doing:
1. Not 阅读 a hentai, but a substantial book.
2. Be early
3. dye his hair 粉, 粉色 and act like Sakura for a day
4. Have man sex with Iruka
5. school Jiraiya
6. play 篮球 naked
7. win a break-dancing showdown
8. throw 柠檬 pops instead of kunai
9. let 火影忍者 win
10. 由 火影忍者 ramen
11. dress like Jiraiya and proclaim he’s gay
12. turn Super sayian
13. play Yu-Gi-oh! Cards
14. win at hopscotch
15. fight Konahamaru in a skirt
16. have man sex with Obito 或者 Tobi
17. use his Sharingan to slow a jogging kunoichi with big boobs
18. use his Sharingan to steal Naruto’s Harem Jutsu
19. play DDR…. At all
20. play 吉他 hero with Tsunade for money
21. play a RPG and lose
22. use cheats to beat Pokemon
23. Sleep upside down
24. use a gun… ever
25. Pity Mr. T, the foo.
26. set himself on fire
27. be in a Hentai with 火影忍者 由 choice
28. Listen to Foo Fighter “pretender” dress as a school girl
29. fight Chuck Norris
30. take his mask off
31. wear 粉, 粉色 lipstick
32. prostitute
33. use a Katana as a can opener
34. use a 鱼 to cut bread
35. watch the Dr.Phil show
36. listen to “Barbie girl” while masturbating
37. Not listen to “Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny” 由 柠檬 Demon
38. Let Sasuke be boned 由 Orochimaru
39. get boned 由 Orochimaru
40. Summon a snake
41. use Pakkun as a bird dog
42. ask Jiraiya to dedicate a book to him
43. Waltz in a polka dot 衬衫 and a mini skirt
44. fight Roy Mustang
45. Bankai!
46. go Bankrupt
47. Be 蝙蝠侠 for a day
48. cast fireball
49. roll anything under a 2d8 to critical for 200x armor class+ element (fire)x2 mod.
50. write a biography and not receive at least one award
51. use a key blade
52. sleep in the same room as Michael Jackson
53. declare he’s a Samurai
54. beat TaintedTamer in a drawing contest
55. become a vampire
56. not become a zombie when he dies
57. become a Tyrant because of the T-virus
58. cast magic
59. Hentai
60. Yaoi
61. Yuri
62. Man sex with Shikamaru
63. promote Naruto
64. Fight Sakura
65. become a band nerd
66. do gymnastics
67. be serious at a serious time
68. laugh at himself
69. not visit Obito’s grave
70. get fat
71. stop 阅读 make out paradise
72. write 100 things he won’t do
73. challenge Inumi and win
74. throw 糖果 to the genin in a parade
75. laugh at Itachi
76. man sex Might Guy
77. fight Might Guy
78. listen to Might Guy
79. Transform!
80. use a condom
81. not eat at Ichiraku 拉面 once a day
82. fight the plague “Kisame”
83. let Neji best him
84. kill Naruto
85. help Tsunade in ANY way
86. play poker with Tsunade and lose
87. put contacts on
88. divide 由 zero
89. play kingdom hearts 2 and not win against Sephiroth at level 12
90. declare he’s a girl
91. crossdress
92. fight Tainted and lose
93. poison Naruto
94. Retreat!
95. 加入 the Knights of Ni
96. Chop the mightiest 树 in the forest with a herring
97. make a Gaia account and not get 1 million 老友记 in one hour
98. Make a Myspace
99. leave Konoha
100.Join the 晓组织
1. Not 阅读 a hentai, but a substantial book.
2. Be early
3. dye his hair 粉, 粉色 and act like Sakura for a day
4. Have man sex with Iruka
5. school Jiraiya
6. play 篮球 naked
7. win a break-dancing showdown
8. throw 柠檬 pops instead of kunai
9. let 火影忍者 win
10. 由 火影忍者 ramen
11. dress like Jiraiya and proclaim he’s gay
12. turn Super sayian
13. play Yu-Gi-oh! Cards
14. win at hopscotch
15. fight Konahamaru in a skirt
16. have man sex with Obito 或者 Tobi
17. use his Sharingan to slow a jogging kunoichi with big boobs
18. use his Sharingan to steal Naruto’s Harem Jutsu
19. play DDR…. At all
20. play 吉他 hero with Tsunade for money
21. play a RPG and lose
22. use cheats to beat Pokemon
23. Sleep upside down
24. use a gun… ever
25. Pity Mr. T, the foo.
26. set himself on fire
27. be in a Hentai with 火影忍者 由 choice
28. Listen to Foo Fighter “pretender” dress as a school girl
29. fight Chuck Norris
30. take his mask off
31. wear 粉, 粉色 lipstick
32. prostitute
33. use a Katana as a can opener
34. use a 鱼 to cut bread
35. watch the Dr.Phil show
36. listen to “Barbie girl” while masturbating
37. Not listen to “Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny” 由 柠檬 Demon
38. Let Sasuke be boned 由 Orochimaru
39. get boned 由 Orochimaru
40. Summon a snake
41. use Pakkun as a bird dog
42. ask Jiraiya to dedicate a book to him
43. Waltz in a polka dot 衬衫 and a mini skirt
44. fight Roy Mustang
45. Bankai!
46. go Bankrupt
47. Be 蝙蝠侠 for a day
48. cast fireball
49. roll anything under a 2d8 to critical for 200x armor class+ element (fire)x2 mod.
50. write a biography and not receive at least one award
51. use a key blade
52. sleep in the same room as Michael Jackson
53. declare he’s a Samurai
54. beat TaintedTamer in a drawing contest
55. become a vampire
56. not become a zombie when he dies
57. become a Tyrant because of the T-virus
58. cast magic
59. Hentai
60. Yaoi
61. Yuri
62. Man sex with Shikamaru
63. promote Naruto
64. Fight Sakura
65. become a band nerd
66. do gymnastics
67. be serious at a serious time
68. laugh at himself
69. not visit Obito’s grave
70. get fat
71. stop 阅读 make out paradise
72. write 100 things he won’t do
73. challenge Inumi and win
74. throw 糖果 to the genin in a parade
75. laugh at Itachi
76. man sex Might Guy
77. fight Might Guy
78. listen to Might Guy
79. Transform!
80. use a condom
81. not eat at Ichiraku 拉面 once a day
82. fight the plague “Kisame”
83. let Neji best him
84. kill Naruto
85. help Tsunade in ANY way
86. play poker with Tsunade and lose
87. put contacts on
88. divide 由 zero
89. play kingdom hearts 2 and not win against Sephiroth at level 12
90. declare he’s a girl
91. crossdress
92. fight Tainted and lose
93. poison Naruto
94. Retreat!
95. 加入 the Knights of Ni
96. Chop the mightiest 树 in the forest with a herring
97. make a Gaia account and not get 1 million 老友记 in one hour
98. Make a Myspace
99. leave Konoha
100.Join the 晓组织
