100 THINGS 你 WILL NEVER SEE SASORI DO:
1. Marry Deidara.
2. 星, 星级 in Pinnochio: The Live Action Movie
3. Eat.
4. Sleep.
5. Not be emo.
6. Cry while watching a soap opera.
7. Apologize to the Sand Village for attacking their country and turning the Third Kazekage into a puppet.
8. Be 老友记 with Sakura
9. Reunite with Elder Chiyo and apologize for all the bad things he did.
10. Be a "good boy."
11. Lose in a beauty contest to Orochimaru.
12. Be 老友记 with Kankuro AFTER almost killing him.
13. Have less fangirls than Sasuke.
14. 吻乐队（Kiss） Deidara
15. 爱情 Deidara
16. Become the Kazekage.
17. Admit he loves Deidara's art.
18. Do the Caramelldansen dance with Tobi.
19. Die. (But he did.) :(
20. Become the 5,798,420,189th Kira.
21. Say "Art is a bang!" and uses his puppets to blow crap up.
22. Sink in water. (He's made of wood, so wouldn't he float?)
23. Win a dance competition.
24. Type SasoDei in Google.
25. Have a dA account.
26. Notice that Matt from Death Note looks ALOT like him.
27. PMS
28. Ride "It's a Small World" at 迪士尼 World with Deidara and agree that puppets suck arse.
29. Switch Ino with Deidara and realize there's no difference except their gender.
30. Fall asleep during one of Deidara's "Art Speeches"
31. Go to 迪士尼 World with the Akatsuki. (MAYHEM I SAY, MAYHEM!)
32. 加入 ANBU.
33. Win a Noble Peace Prize for best art piece...himself
34. Get Tobi to eat some of Deidara's C-4 Clay.
35. Apologize to Gaara for kidnapping him, extracting his Bijou, and killing him.
36. Quit the Akatsuki.
37. Become a famous artist. (God, I'm mean)
38. Find true love.
39. Become a pimp and have Deidara as his whore.
40. Be a whore.
41. Become a telemarketer.
42. Go door to door telling people the good news of 耶稣 Christ.
43. Become a Jashinist with Hidan.
44. Go to a phsychologist for his fettish fo puppets.
45. Befriend Orochimaru and let him back into the Akatsuki.
46. Find a cure for cancer.
47. Become a real boy.
48. Take Tobi's mask off and use it for target practice.
49. Braid Deidara's hair and have a 茶 party.
50. Go to his Ninja School reunion.
51. Dye/Bleach his hair.
52. Wear a skirt.
53. Lie. (If he did, his nose would grow.)
54. Do Karaoke to the song, "I've Got No Strings".
55. Eat at White Castle. (YUCK)
56. Make an AMV.
57. Become a fireman. (He would burn up >_<)
58. 星, 星级 is "Singin' in the Rain" with Deidara.
59. Play Halo.
60. Become one of Deidara's fangirls.
61. Burn his puppets.
62. Find a way to end world hunger.
63. Allow Deidara to play with his hair.
64. Get an 电子邮箱 address that says "I_ish_a_puppet@akatsuki.org
65. Get drunk.
66. Have gender confusion issues.
67. Become a sensational rap artist, and his name would be "Da Puppet Masta"
68. Make himself and Deidara in the Sims 2, and make the make out every 5 seconds.
69. Ask for a 小马 for Christmas.
70. Be the King of Disco.
71. Be nice to Tobi.
72. Get a tan...wait...how?
73. Hook up Orochimaru with Sasuke.
74. Eat 鱼 in front of Kisame.
75. 显示 Itachi ItaSasu on Google.
76. Take drugs.
77. Watch SasoSaku flashes and not puke. (I just did. x_x)
78. Sneak into "It's a Small World" and scare little children on the ride.
79. Have an obsession over ramen.
80. Enter "Ninja Warrior" and beat all 4 stages in only 1 minute. (I 爱情 that show)
81. Do this "100 Things" thing.
82. Have too much sugar and caffene and be sugar high.
83. Switch places with Matt from Death Note just to see what would happen.
84. Steal Hidan's sacrificing equipment.
85. Make plans for Zetsu to eat Tobi.
86. Steal all of Kakuzu's money and use it to buy 更多 puppets.
87. Eat a "Super Duper Triple Berry Sundae" with 浓情巧克力 syrup and 彩虹 sprinkles.
88. Start a rock band.
89. Call Itachi a weasel.
90. Donate to the Children's Fund.
91. Be Ugle
92. Tell Pein-sama that the 晓组织 cloaks are ugly.
93. Hit on Konan.
94. Start a puppet 粉丝 club.
95. Tell Itachi to go to an optometrist.
96. Have a discussion about art with Konan. (She makes oragami right?)
97. Believe in Santa Claus
98. Apologize to the 晓组织 about destroying their hideout. (How did that place ever get fixed? O_O)
99. Ask Deidara on a date.
100. Own ANY pet.
1. Marry Deidara.
2. 星, 星级 in Pinnochio: The Live Action Movie
3. Eat.
4. Sleep.
5. Not be emo.
6. Cry while watching a soap opera.
7. Apologize to the Sand Village for attacking their country and turning the Third Kazekage into a puppet.
8. Be 老友记 with Sakura
9. Reunite with Elder Chiyo and apologize for all the bad things he did.
10. Be a "good boy."
11. Lose in a beauty contest to Orochimaru.
12. Be 老友记 with Kankuro AFTER almost killing him.
13. Have less fangirls than Sasuke.
14. 吻乐队（Kiss） Deidara
15. 爱情 Deidara
16. Become the Kazekage.
17. Admit he loves Deidara's art.
18. Do the Caramelldansen dance with Tobi.
19. Die. (But he did.) :(
20. Become the 5,798,420,189th Kira.
21. Say "Art is a bang!" and uses his puppets to blow crap up.
22. Sink in water. (He's made of wood, so wouldn't he float?)
23. Win a dance competition.
24. Type SasoDei in Google.
25. Have a dA account.
26. Notice that Matt from Death Note looks ALOT like him.
27. PMS
28. Ride "It's a Small World" at 迪士尼 World with Deidara and agree that puppets suck arse.
29. Switch Ino with Deidara and realize there's no difference except their gender.
30. Fall asleep during one of Deidara's "Art Speeches"
31. Go to 迪士尼 World with the Akatsuki. (MAYHEM I SAY, MAYHEM!)
32. 加入 ANBU.
33. Win a Noble Peace Prize for best art piece...himself
34. Get Tobi to eat some of Deidara's C-4 Clay.
35. Apologize to Gaara for kidnapping him, extracting his Bijou, and killing him.
36. Quit the Akatsuki.
37. Become a famous artist. (God, I'm mean)
38. Find true love.
39. Become a pimp and have Deidara as his whore.
40. Be a whore.
41. Become a telemarketer.
42. Go door to door telling people the good news of 耶稣 Christ.
43. Become a Jashinist with Hidan.
44. Go to a phsychologist for his fettish fo puppets.
45. Befriend Orochimaru and let him back into the Akatsuki.
46. Find a cure for cancer.
47. Become a real boy.
48. Take Tobi's mask off and use it for target practice.
49. Braid Deidara's hair and have a 茶 party.
50. Go to his Ninja School reunion.
51. Dye/Bleach his hair.
52. Wear a skirt.
53. Lie. (If he did, his nose would grow.)
54. Do Karaoke to the song, "I've Got No Strings".
55. Eat at White Castle. (YUCK)
56. Make an AMV.
57. Become a fireman. (He would burn up >_<)
58. 星, 星级 is "Singin' in the Rain" with Deidara.
59. Play Halo.
60. Become one of Deidara's fangirls.
61. Burn his puppets.
62. Find a way to end world hunger.
63. Allow Deidara to play with his hair.
64. Get an 电子邮箱 address that says "I_ish_a_puppet@akatsuki.org
65. Get drunk.
66. Have gender confusion issues.
67. Become a sensational rap artist, and his name would be "Da Puppet Masta"
68. Make himself and Deidara in the Sims 2, and make the make out every 5 seconds.
69. Ask for a 小马 for Christmas.
70. Be the King of Disco.
71. Be nice to Tobi.
72. Get a tan...wait...how?
73. Hook up Orochimaru with Sasuke.
74. Eat 鱼 in front of Kisame.
75. 显示 Itachi ItaSasu on Google.
76. Take drugs.
77. Watch SasoSaku flashes and not puke. (I just did. x_x)
78. Sneak into "It's a Small World" and scare little children on the ride.
79. Have an obsession over ramen.
80. Enter "Ninja Warrior" and beat all 4 stages in only 1 minute. (I 爱情 that show)
81. Do this "100 Things" thing.
82. Have too much sugar and caffene and be sugar high.
83. Switch places with Matt from Death Note just to see what would happen.
84. Steal Hidan's sacrificing equipment.
85. Make plans for Zetsu to eat Tobi.
86. Steal all of Kakuzu's money and use it to buy 更多 puppets.
87. Eat a "Super Duper Triple Berry Sundae" with 浓情巧克力 syrup and 彩虹 sprinkles.
88. Start a rock band.
89. Call Itachi a weasel.
90. Donate to the Children's Fund.
91. Be Ugle
92. Tell Pein-sama that the 晓组织 cloaks are ugly.
93. Hit on Konan.
94. Start a puppet 粉丝 club.
95. Tell Itachi to go to an optometrist.
96. Have a discussion about art with Konan. (She makes oragami right?)
97. Believe in Santa Claus
98. Apologize to the 晓组织 about destroying their hideout. (How did that place ever get fixed? O_O)
99. Ask Deidara on a date.
100. Own ANY pet.
