1. you're at the pool and try to walk on water.
2. 你 attempt to generate shadow doppelgangers when 你 have a lot to do.
3. 你 try to talk to toads
4. 你 and your friend pretend that you're Sasuke/Naruto and try to Rasengan/Chidori each other
5. 你 make the hand signs, and then hope that somehow 火, 消防 will come out of your mouth
6. 你 burst a vein trying to activate Amaterasu
7. 你 wish 你 had the Sharingan to cheat on a test
8. you're determined to sample ramen
9. 你 try to activate Byakugan to see through a 'hot girl/boy's clothes'
10. 你 see a hypnotist and think 'don't look into their eyes'
11. 你 try to use your pet for a summoning jutsu
12. 你 ask your girlfriend to dress like Sakura and dye her hair pink
13. 你 ask your boyfriend to dress like Sasuke and to act 情绪硬核 and angsty
14. ..you consider yourself a Chuunin after you've graduated high school and a Jounin when 你 get your master's degree.
15. 你 try to use a 火, 消防 element jutsu when there's no light
16. 你 go hunt for Sasuke
17. 你 threaten someone with a jutsu and start doing the hand signs for it
18. 你 run like a ninja
19. ...you stare hard at someone hoping to cast Tsukoyomi on them
20...you try rotating your energy in your palm, hoping to form a rasengan
21...you close your eyes and then open them again hoping that 你 get the sharingan
22..you try running up a tree
23...… 你 say “Believe it!” 或者 “Dattebayo” after every sentence… Believe it!
24.. 你 think about killing your entire family except your little brother… just to test your ability.
25… 你 have a tattoo on your forehead that says “愛” (LOVE).
26… 你 cover half of your face and your left eye with a mask.
27. Your not Japanese and 你 say “Itadakimasu” before 你 eat
28. Your dreams and daydreams consist of elements from the 火影忍者 world.
29. 你 have 火影忍者 games for video game systems 你 don’t even have.
30. 你 name your dog Akamaru 或者 Pakkun
31. 你 tell people your dream is to be Hokage.
32. 你 replace your backpack with a giant gourd.
33. 你 feel like 你 have the Sharingan after 你 put in normal, everyday people contacts.
34. …And feel like 你 turn off your Sharingan after 你 take out the contacts.
35. 你 paint the Nine-Tailed 狐狸 密封 on your stomach and claim 你 have a demon inside of you.
36. Whenever your stomach rumbles, 你 think its Nine-Tailed Demon 狐狸 trying to get out.
37. 你 wear a 夹克 in the middle of the summer.
38. 你 roll your eyes back in your head and shout “Byakugan!”
39. 你 give people the ‘nice-guy’ pose.
40. 你 jump into the room, kicking the door yelling “Dynamic Entry!”
41. 你 have to put on a headband before a major competition.
42. …And want your competition to do it too so people acknowledge 你 all as equals.
43. 你 do something stupid, 你 claim 你 were being controlled 由 the Shadow Possession Jutsu.
44. 你 trade in your 最喜爱的 hat for a forehead protector.
45. 你 dress up like a girl and say it’s your “Sexy Jutsu” (for guys only).
46. 你 get a tattoo of a cursed 密封 on your neck.
47. 你 don’t care that your life has started to suck because “it’s not cannon”.
48. 你 leave your town for two and a half years, come back, and pretend you’re 冷却器 and smarter then before.
49. Any mention of 火影忍者 makes 你 scream, laugh, applaud, 或者 总体, 整体 just become rather excited.
50. 你 say 火影忍者 quotes
51. 你 daydream about fighting the likes of Orochimaru, Itachi, 或者 all of 晓组织 member.
52. 你 try to make pairings between characters.
53. 你 try to teach your dog ‘Dynamic Marking’.
54. 你 throw clay birds hoping they’ll explode.
55. 你 carry puppets with you.
56. 你 call your group of 老友记 a “three man cell”.
57. “Art is a Bang”
58. Your theories in chemistry, psychology, 或者 philosophy class always reference 火影忍者 somehow.
59. 你 wear a gigantic black 披风, 斗篷 with red clouds on it.
60. The only facts 你 know about cells are the ones 你 learned from Tsunade
61. 你 have gotten at least one friend addicted to Naruto.
62. 你 imagine Mount Rushmore as the Hokage faces.
63. 你 buy those stickers and stick them on your car, room, 或者 face.
64. 你 always wear sunglasses and keep bugs in your pockets.
65. Your on a 火影忍者 论坛 and it’s 4:00 AM.
66. 你 spy on girls and call it research.
67. 你 try to summon a frog in biology class.
68. …by biting your thumb, making hand signs, and thrusting your hand on the floor.
69. 你 carry around frogs and call yourself “the Toad Sage”.
70. 你 claim to be an expert on the Japanese language, then get kicked out of 日本 on your vacation because all 你 knew how to do was insult people.
71. 你 refuse a 日期 because your saving yourself for Sakura 或者 Sasuke.
72. 你 have a pet pig named Tonton.
73. 你 draw symbols on a scroll and try to 密封 a whole in a 墙 with it.
74. 你 stay up all night waiting for the release of the 下一个 日本漫画 chapter.
75. 你 stay up all night waiting for the release of the 下一个 episode.
76. 你 call your teachers sensei and your not Japanese.
77. 你 add the suffixes -chan and -kun to the end of your 老友记 names and your not Japanese.
78. 你 follow somebody 首页 and when they ask 你 why, 你 tell them it’s part 你 mission.
79. 你 use pick-up lines like “Wanna see my new jutsu?” 或者 “Did 你 see my shadow clone pass 由 here earlier?”
80. 你 dress up a piece of wood and tell people your practicing a substitution technique.
81. 你 start making hand signs.
82. …And then run at somebody yelling “Chidori!”
83. 你 try to sign a contract with blood.
84. 你 hit people over the head if they say something stupid.
85. 你 paste a piece of paper that says come come paradise on the front of adult books.
86. 你 keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet.
87. 你 try to do 200 push-ups and when your not able to, you’ll do 200 squats, and when 你 can’t do that you’ll try to walk around your town 200 times on your hands.
88. 你 try and compare people in real life to people in Naruto.
89. 你 drive around with 火影忍者 音乐 blasting out of the car, hoping somebody will recognize them and think your cool.
90. Your in a fight and rub some hot sauce in your eyes, yelling “Sharingan!”
91. 你 take out a bottle of hot sauce and drink it, shouting “Katon: Goukakyuu no Jutsu! (Fire Style: Fireball Jutsu)”
92. 你 actually get these jokes and pass them on to other 老友记 who are addicted to Naruto
93. …And also try to add to this 列表 as well
94. 你 take your time 阅读 all of this
95. 你 try to kill your best friend because 你 want a better sharingan.
96. start to dress up and act like your fave characters.
97. 你 yell at people for saying 'Naruto' wrong (Ex: Na-ru-do..I HATE THAT Dx)
98. 你 start to throw plastic kunai around...
99. u start rambling on about the latest shippuden ep. 或者 日本漫画 chapter to ur parents 或者 a friend and annoy the crap outta them, lol. (thats me ^.^)
100. 你 break your hand 由 smashing it into a 墙 screaming: RASENGAN!
2. 你 attempt to generate shadow doppelgangers when 你 have a lot to do.
3. 你 try to talk to toads
4. 你 and your friend pretend that you're Sasuke/Naruto and try to Rasengan/Chidori each other
5. 你 make the hand signs, and then hope that somehow 火, 消防 will come out of your mouth
6. 你 burst a vein trying to activate Amaterasu
7. 你 wish 你 had the Sharingan to cheat on a test
8. you're determined to sample ramen
9. 你 try to activate Byakugan to see through a 'hot girl/boy's clothes'
10. 你 see a hypnotist and think 'don't look into their eyes'
11. 你 try to use your pet for a summoning jutsu
12. 你 ask your girlfriend to dress like Sakura and dye her hair pink
13. 你 ask your boyfriend to dress like Sasuke and to act 情绪硬核 and angsty
14. ..you consider yourself a Chuunin after you've graduated high school and a Jounin when 你 get your master's degree.
15. 你 try to use a 火, 消防 element jutsu when there's no light
16. 你 go hunt for Sasuke
17. 你 threaten someone with a jutsu and start doing the hand signs for it
18. 你 run like a ninja
19. ...you stare hard at someone hoping to cast Tsukoyomi on them
20...you try rotating your energy in your palm, hoping to form a rasengan
21...you close your eyes and then open them again hoping that 你 get the sharingan
22..you try running up a tree
23...… 你 say “Believe it!” 或者 “Dattebayo” after every sentence… Believe it!
24.. 你 think about killing your entire family except your little brother… just to test your ability.
25… 你 have a tattoo on your forehead that says “愛” (LOVE).
26… 你 cover half of your face and your left eye with a mask.
27. Your not Japanese and 你 say “Itadakimasu” before 你 eat
28. Your dreams and daydreams consist of elements from the 火影忍者 world.
29. 你 have 火影忍者 games for video game systems 你 don’t even have.
30. 你 name your dog Akamaru 或者 Pakkun
31. 你 tell people your dream is to be Hokage.
32. 你 replace your backpack with a giant gourd.
33. 你 feel like 你 have the Sharingan after 你 put in normal, everyday people contacts.
34. …And feel like 你 turn off your Sharingan after 你 take out the contacts.
35. 你 paint the Nine-Tailed 狐狸 密封 on your stomach and claim 你 have a demon inside of you.
36. Whenever your stomach rumbles, 你 think its Nine-Tailed Demon 狐狸 trying to get out.
37. 你 wear a 夹克 in the middle of the summer.
38. 你 roll your eyes back in your head and shout “Byakugan!”
39. 你 give people the ‘nice-guy’ pose.
40. 你 jump into the room, kicking the door yelling “Dynamic Entry!”
41. 你 have to put on a headband before a major competition.
42. …And want your competition to do it too so people acknowledge 你 all as equals.
43. 你 do something stupid, 你 claim 你 were being controlled 由 the Shadow Possession Jutsu.
44. 你 trade in your 最喜爱的 hat for a forehead protector.
45. 你 dress up like a girl and say it’s your “Sexy Jutsu” (for guys only).
46. 你 get a tattoo of a cursed 密封 on your neck.
47. 你 don’t care that your life has started to suck because “it’s not cannon”.
48. 你 leave your town for two and a half years, come back, and pretend you’re 冷却器 and smarter then before.
49. Any mention of 火影忍者 makes 你 scream, laugh, applaud, 或者 总体, 整体 just become rather excited.
50. 你 say 火影忍者 quotes
51. 你 daydream about fighting the likes of Orochimaru, Itachi, 或者 all of 晓组织 member.
52. 你 try to make pairings between characters.
53. 你 try to teach your dog ‘Dynamic Marking’.
54. 你 throw clay birds hoping they’ll explode.
55. 你 carry puppets with you.
56. 你 call your group of 老友记 a “three man cell”.
57. “Art is a Bang”
58. Your theories in chemistry, psychology, 或者 philosophy class always reference 火影忍者 somehow.
59. 你 wear a gigantic black 披风, 斗篷 with red clouds on it.
60. The only facts 你 know about cells are the ones 你 learned from Tsunade
61. 你 have gotten at least one friend addicted to Naruto.
62. 你 imagine Mount Rushmore as the Hokage faces.
63. 你 buy those stickers and stick them on your car, room, 或者 face.
64. 你 always wear sunglasses and keep bugs in your pockets.
65. Your on a 火影忍者 论坛 and it’s 4:00 AM.
66. 你 spy on girls and call it research.
67. 你 try to summon a frog in biology class.
68. …by biting your thumb, making hand signs, and thrusting your hand on the floor.
69. 你 carry around frogs and call yourself “the Toad Sage”.
70. 你 claim to be an expert on the Japanese language, then get kicked out of 日本 on your vacation because all 你 knew how to do was insult people.
71. 你 refuse a 日期 because your saving yourself for Sakura 或者 Sasuke.
72. 你 have a pet pig named Tonton.
73. 你 draw symbols on a scroll and try to 密封 a whole in a 墙 with it.
74. 你 stay up all night waiting for the release of the 下一个 日本漫画 chapter.
75. 你 stay up all night waiting for the release of the 下一个 episode.
76. 你 call your teachers sensei and your not Japanese.
77. 你 add the suffixes -chan and -kun to the end of your 老友记 names and your not Japanese.
78. 你 follow somebody 首页 and when they ask 你 why, 你 tell them it’s part 你 mission.
79. 你 use pick-up lines like “Wanna see my new jutsu?” 或者 “Did 你 see my shadow clone pass 由 here earlier?”
80. 你 dress up a piece of wood and tell people your practicing a substitution technique.
81. 你 start making hand signs.
82. …And then run at somebody yelling “Chidori!”
83. 你 try to sign a contract with blood.
84. 你 hit people over the head if they say something stupid.
85. 你 paste a piece of paper that says come come paradise on the front of adult books.
86. 你 keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet.
87. 你 try to do 200 push-ups and when your not able to, you’ll do 200 squats, and when 你 can’t do that you’ll try to walk around your town 200 times on your hands.
88. 你 try and compare people in real life to people in Naruto.
89. 你 drive around with 火影忍者 音乐 blasting out of the car, hoping somebody will recognize them and think your cool.
90. Your in a fight and rub some hot sauce in your eyes, yelling “Sharingan!”
91. 你 take out a bottle of hot sauce and drink it, shouting “Katon: Goukakyuu no Jutsu! (Fire Style: Fireball Jutsu)”
92. 你 actually get these jokes and pass them on to other 老友记 who are addicted to Naruto
93. …And also try to add to this 列表 as well
94. 你 take your time 阅读 all of this
95. 你 try to kill your best friend because 你 want a better sharingan.
96. start to dress up and act like your fave characters.
97. 你 yell at people for saying 'Naruto' wrong (Ex: Na-ru-do..I HATE THAT Dx)
98. 你 start to throw plastic kunai around...
99. u start rambling on about the latest shippuden ep. 或者 日本漫画 chapter to ur parents 或者 a friend and annoy the crap outta them, lol. (thats me ^.^)
100. 你 break your hand 由 smashing it into a 墙 screaming: RASENGAN!
