Naruto: I can't wait to see Gaara today.
*Naruto walks over to Gaara*
Naruto: What is up Gaara, my man?
Gaara: The roof of the building.
Naruto: ...Okay...
Gaara: Do 你 have 拉面 with you?
Naruto: No.
Gaara: NO RAMEN?!
Naruto: Don't worry. We can ask Iruka for some.
*So, 火影忍者 and Gaara go to Iruka Sensei*
Iruka: Hm? What is it guys?
Naruto: We need ramen!
Gaara: Yeah!
Iruka: 火影忍者 I bought 你 50 packets of 拉面 yesterday? What happened to those?
Naruto: 你 really think there would be one left if theres only 50?
Iruka: ONLY 50?! That "Only" 50 cost me most of my money!
Naruto: Thats your problem, not mine.
Gaara: Now get us some ramen!
Iruka: No. Maybe tommorow.
Gaara: 你 want me to slice your head right off? If not, buy us each 50 packets of ramen!
Naruto: Yeah! If 你 want a head than get us some ramen!
Iruka: Fine. (In mind: Im going to broke very very soon...)
Naruto: Woohoo! Don't get mad, get ramen!
*1 小时 later*
Naruto: Those 50 packets were tasty.
Gaara: Yeah they were. Huh? Who is that?
*Gaara points at a guy sleeping*
Naruto: Oh thats Shikamaru.
Gaara: He needs some excersize 或者 else he will end up like him...
*Gaara points at Choji*
Choji: Huh... why are those kids pointing at me? Oh well... I would go check, but I'd rather eat these chips.
Naruto: Look. Its Sauce is G@y... :3
Sasuke: This is why Im emo. Go to h3ll, Naruto.
*They start fighting*
*Naruto gets a hurt leg*
Sasuke: Take that. AHAHAHAHA!
Naruto: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Gaara: 你 monster, Sasuke! Now ima keel you.
*Gaara farts on Sasuke*
Sasuke: Gyagh!
Gaara: Whos laughing now?
Sasuke: Your mom.
Gaara: RAAAAAGH! Don't about my momma like that!
*Gaara farts on Sasuke again*
Sasuke: Urh.....
*Sasuke gets knocked out because of too much stench.*
Gaara: There. Are 你 okay, Naru-
*Gaara notices 火影忍者 is bleeding*
Gaara: Blood... No.... I gotta hold back... think about to GOOD things in life... like... RAMEN!
*Gaara's mind goes off of blood and goes to ramen.*
Naruto: Yeah okay... Lets ask Iruka if we can get some 更多 ramen...
Gaara: Mkay... Just don't remind me of blood... 或者 Ill turn into a blood thirsty one tail...
Naruto: 你 have a tail?
Gaara: Well, kinda. Ill tell 你 after our 拉面 break.
Naruto: Okay Gaara.
*Naruto and Gaara walk over to Iruka*
火影忍者 and Gaara: Iruka! 拉面 time!
Iruka: Oh no...
END
