1. Stop saying "un" after every sentence
2.Stop saying "yeah" after every sentence
3. Stop saying "humph" after every sentence
4. Hand out fliers for the "Stop the Bombers" organization
5. swim naked in a fountain
6. Never say "art is a bang"
7. stop fighting with Sasori and tell him he loves him
8. Make his hands 吻乐队(Kiss) 随意 objects
9. Make a beautiful painting of a feild and 显示 Garaa
10. Become fast 老友记 with Choji
11. Have a crush on Zetsu
12. Support sandcest with every fiber of his being
13. look ugly
14. Become Prom 皇后乐队 with Neji as king
15. Rub Itachi's belly for good luck
16. Walk around in his all together so that people will not suspect him to be a member of the Akatsuki
17. Sing "I need a mericle, I gatta be, your girl. Give me a chance to see that 你 were made for me.
18. Organize the first anual 晓组织 orgy
19. take his metal eye thing off
20. Hank knit Lee a 粉, 粉色 sweater
21. Merry a fan-girl -_-
22. Finally lose it and kill Tobi just to shit him up
23. Not 显示 up in Shippuden episode 5
24. Do the troll dance
25. get chased 由 a petiphile seal
26.Call Aragorn 'Stew' because that is we reminds him of
27. refer to himself as 'This one'
28. Complane about his voise actor
29. make his hand 吻乐队(Kiss) you
30. Sing 99 botles of 熊 on the 墙 while he's really drinking oreng juise
31. Invent the 浓情巧克力 bagle
32. Give his teacher a 浓情巧克力 bagle
34. 加入 the crew of the Usurper
35. Ask Jeffrey "what the h311 is that hing on your face
36. Tell Orochimaru that his style in clothing sucks ass
37. think this is remotly funny
38. Give a group hug to the 晓组织 and yell "THESE ARE SUCH WOUNDERFUL, PURE, modest,loving, modest PEOPLE!!!!!!!!
39. Skreech "Sir Leeeeedeeerrrrr!! TOBY HIT MEEEEE!!"
40. admit his hydrophobia
41. Feed his hands 拉面 one at a time
42. steal a cookie from the cookie jar and blame kisame
43. Ask Garaa if the rumers about him being the sand man are true
44. Tell Itach what a bad person he is
45. Break it to kisame that Itachi doesn't like him in that manner
46. Check to make sure that the fan-girls are wrong and that he is a man
47. Eat jallapenos for breakfast
48. Get with Kisame at the end of the ceres
49. Go to heaven
50. Turn bright red and give Sakura a flower
51. Get with every single character in the ceres 由 the time it ends
52. Dress as a slutty french maid just to get a reaction
53. Become a fan-girl in disguise
54. Have and anual pocker night at the 晓组织 lair
55. Get dropped into open 太空 由 Vogons
56. Play Eliza in "My Fair Lady"
57. Get the main role in Broke Back Mountain
58. Fight captian hook on his pirate ship
59. Kill the white Bitch... I mean witch of Narnia
60. Start supporting 佐鸣(sasunaru) because everyone else is doing it
61. Go to a Josh Grobin consert for his B-day
62. Eat nothing but 比萨, 比萨饼 for a whole week
63. Go to Ino's slumber party without an invite
64. Take a bubble bath with lavender flavored bubbles
65. try to not breath for a whole minute
66. Burp loudly and hollar "COMPIMENTS TO THE CHEF!!!"
67. Stop making birds and spiders oput of clay and startmaking 鱼 and lady bugs instead
68. Write one of these about Sai because he's hot
69. Say "Did 你 like see what he was wearing? It was like... EeWw
70. Do the Macorena on the table
71. Put gloves on to hide his hand mouths
72. Answer the ultimate 问题 about life, the universe and everything
73. Like Keiko
74. Have a lengthy conversation with Akamaru about instant jello
75. Pop bubble gum all over his face
76. Aply lip stick to his face and hand mouths
77. See all three extended adition LOTR 电影院 in one night and cry on Hinata
78. Use Naruto's Jaket as a hankerchief
79. Go to the 日本动漫 convention as 鹿丸 and pull it off
80. Win an olipic metal for flying a clay bird the fastest
81. Wear a lether minie 短裙, 裙子 and a 粉, 粉色 furr jaken in a cat house
82. Read "Make out peredice"
83. Clean the trash on the side of the freeway
84. Go to a chick flick with Tenten
85. Take viagra
86. Have no 粉丝 girls
87. Scream "Tobi is my personal Ho!!!
88. Not enjoy the song "I'm Dinomite"
89. wear a sighn that says "will glomp for a dollar"
90. Have the E-mail adress Deidei_kun30@Akatsuki.org
91. Get a dragon egg to hatch for him
92. Hate Kaede
93. Say "I DO BELIEVE IN FAIRIES
94. Make his code name Supercalafragulisticexpialidoshus
95. Cry because he is insecure about his image
96. Have a baby
97. Use a cheasei pick up line on Mizuki
98. Watch a discovery chanel exclusive about flying sawsers
99. Jump out of of Yuura's closet and yell BOO
100. Tell me I am a sexy beast -_-
2.Stop saying "yeah" after every sentence
3. Stop saying "humph" after every sentence
4. Hand out fliers for the "Stop the Bombers" organization
5. swim naked in a fountain
6. Never say "art is a bang"
7. stop fighting with Sasori and tell him he loves him
8. Make his hands 吻乐队(Kiss) 随意 objects
9. Make a beautiful painting of a feild and 显示 Garaa
10. Become fast 老友记 with Choji
11. Have a crush on Zetsu
12. Support sandcest with every fiber of his being
13. look ugly
14. Become Prom 皇后乐队 with Neji as king
15. Rub Itachi's belly for good luck
16. Walk around in his all together so that people will not suspect him to be a member of the Akatsuki
17. Sing "I need a mericle, I gatta be, your girl. Give me a chance to see that 你 were made for me.
18. Organize the first anual 晓组织 orgy
19. take his metal eye thing off
20. Hank knit Lee a 粉, 粉色 sweater
21. Merry a fan-girl -_-
22. Finally lose it and kill Tobi just to shit him up
23. Not 显示 up in Shippuden episode 5
24. Do the troll dance
25. get chased 由 a petiphile seal
26.Call Aragorn 'Stew' because that is we reminds him of
27. refer to himself as 'This one'
28. Complane about his voise actor
29. make his hand 吻乐队(Kiss) you
30. Sing 99 botles of 熊 on the 墙 while he's really drinking oreng juise
31. Invent the 浓情巧克力 bagle
32. Give his teacher a 浓情巧克力 bagle
34. 加入 the crew of the Usurper
35. Ask Jeffrey "what the h311 is that hing on your face
36. Tell Orochimaru that his style in clothing sucks ass
37. think this is remotly funny
38. Give a group hug to the 晓组织 and yell "THESE ARE SUCH WOUNDERFUL, PURE, modest,loving, modest PEOPLE!!!!!!!!
39. Skreech "Sir Leeeeedeeerrrrr!! TOBY HIT MEEEEE!!"
40. admit his hydrophobia
41. Feed his hands 拉面 one at a time
42. steal a cookie from the cookie jar and blame kisame
43. Ask Garaa if the rumers about him being the sand man are true
44. Tell Itach what a bad person he is
45. Break it to kisame that Itachi doesn't like him in that manner
46. Check to make sure that the fan-girls are wrong and that he is a man
47. Eat jallapenos for breakfast
48. Get with Kisame at the end of the ceres
49. Go to heaven
50. Turn bright red and give Sakura a flower
51. Get with every single character in the ceres 由 the time it ends
52. Dress as a slutty french maid just to get a reaction
53. Become a fan-girl in disguise
54. Have and anual pocker night at the 晓组织 lair
55. Get dropped into open 太空 由 Vogons
56. Play Eliza in "My Fair Lady"
57. Get the main role in Broke Back Mountain
58. Fight captian hook on his pirate ship
59. Kill the white Bitch... I mean witch of Narnia
60. Start supporting 佐鸣(sasunaru) because everyone else is doing it
61. Go to a Josh Grobin consert for his B-day
62. Eat nothing but 比萨, 比萨饼 for a whole week
63. Go to Ino's slumber party without an invite
64. Take a bubble bath with lavender flavored bubbles
65. try to not breath for a whole minute
66. Burp loudly and hollar "COMPIMENTS TO THE CHEF!!!"
67. Stop making birds and spiders oput of clay and startmaking 鱼 and lady bugs instead
68. Write one of these about Sai because he's hot
69. Say "Did 你 like see what he was wearing? It was like... EeWw
70. Do the Macorena on the table
71. Put gloves on to hide his hand mouths
72. Answer the ultimate 问题 about life, the universe and everything
73. Like Keiko
74. Have a lengthy conversation with Akamaru about instant jello
75. Pop bubble gum all over his face
76. Aply lip stick to his face and hand mouths
77. See all three extended adition LOTR 电影院 in one night and cry on Hinata
78. Use Naruto's Jaket as a hankerchief
79. Go to the 日本动漫 convention as 鹿丸 and pull it off
80. Win an olipic metal for flying a clay bird the fastest
81. Wear a lether minie 短裙, 裙子 and a 粉, 粉色 furr jaken in a cat house
82. Read "Make out peredice"
83. Clean the trash on the side of the freeway
84. Go to a chick flick with Tenten
85. Take viagra
86. Have no 粉丝 girls
87. Scream "Tobi is my personal Ho!!!
88. Not enjoy the song "I'm Dinomite"
89. wear a sighn that says "will glomp for a dollar"
90. Have the E-mail adress Deidei_kun30@Akatsuki.org
91. Get a dragon egg to hatch for him
92. Hate Kaede
93. Say "I DO BELIEVE IN FAIRIES
94. Make his code name Supercalafragulisticexpialidoshus
95. Cry because he is insecure about his image
96. Have a baby
97. Use a cheasei pick up line on Mizuki
98. Watch a discovery chanel exclusive about flying sawsers
99. Jump out of of Yuura's closet and yell BOO
100. Tell me I am a sexy beast -_-